Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Does it?

yes
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no
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what the strawberry float man!
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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Green Gecko » Fri Sep 04, 2015 1:38 am

Bunni wrote:It's definitely something pheromonal. It strawberry floating reeks but it's sort of comforting. Like his own personal musk unique to him. :wub:

Well I know for a scientific fact this is true. It's pretty ironic really, both the other stuff and I find stuff like Lynx absolutely horrible, sure nice proper perfume/eau de toilette/"scent" or whatever the strawberry float men call it these days to not feel emasculated (even though it's the same strawberry floating thing), so rather than proper man smell go smother it with this intoxicating wank that smells like air freshener. We all know the truth is that gooseberry fool's for teenagers that don't wash.

Wash and wear a decent antiperspirant, but this deodorant gooseberry fool is rubbish. Everyone including women have a unique scent, personally hair (no not pubic hair although I guess there's that too) just makes me feel comfortable. I reckon it's also a big part of why people hug, part of that is smelling the other person. SCIENCE.

I guess what I'm trying to say is Anung is some kind of freak alpha male and he has nothing to worry about with his awesome stench and crispy boxers. Heck if you're laundering them anyway what's he got to worry about?? He'll always get new boxers at Christmas if his family is anything like mine.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Victor Mildew » Fri Sep 04, 2015 6:07 am

Winckle wrote:
Karl wrote:Every morning after my shower I deodorize my groin and taint with a special roll-on antiperspirant I keep for use only on my balls; then, I liberally talcum powder the balls, groin, thighs and crack; finally, (though I'm sceptical as to whether this step really helps a lot,) taking care not to spray the shaft I give the whole area a thorough spray with canned antiperspirant.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Dowbocop » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:03 am

Taint - t'ain't one, t'ain't the other.

That word isn't the thing I'm struggling with in this thread though :lol:

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by finish.last » Fri Sep 04, 2015 8:29 am

Bunni wrote:Anungs pants............... going kinda crunchy after a while. :dread:



:dread: :dread: :dread:

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Joer » Sun Sep 06, 2015 3:22 pm

I'm ashamed to say this judging from the responses in the thread, especially as it's not been posted in for two days, but you're not alone. :shifty:

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Meep » Sun Sep 06, 2015 3:51 pm

The only time I would get sweaty down there is while exercising and I usually go commando whilst doing that anyway.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Ironhide » Sun Sep 06, 2015 5:17 pm

I hardly ever sweat even on hot summer days which is fairly fortunate given the difficulty involved with me actually having a proper shower (I do have a wash but it's usually with a sponge/wet cloth & soap followed by decent antiperspirant).

I can't say I've ever had my sweat stain my kecks.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by rudderless » Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:13 pm

People who say they don't sweat down there *at all* are either lying or not doing enough exercise, horizontal or otherwise. Bit of sweat's perfectly normal. Acid-washing your boxers? Not something I've personally experienced, but I'm sure it's not all that uncommon.

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by Corazon de Leon » Sun Sep 06, 2015 7:58 pm

We were talking about this on Monday - the only time I've ever come close to anything like what Anung describes was in Texas when you have to walk to work in 35 degree heat and mental high humidity, in September/October. :dread:

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by kazanova_Frankenstein » Wed Aug 30, 2023 10:09 am

LttP, but it's a yes from me.

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by Oblomov Boblomov » Wed Aug 30, 2023 10:12 am

How did this thread never get archived? :capnscotty:

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Vermilion » Wed Aug 30, 2023 2:03 pm

What the gooseberry fool is this? :dread:

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by Tsunade » Wed Aug 30, 2023 2:34 pm

:lol: never change GR :lol:

Ludo is gooseberry fool!
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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Rubix » Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:01 pm

What the hell have I stepped into! I'm not a woman I don't discharge and I have never heard of men staining their boxers with bollox sweat!

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by kazanova_Frankenstein » Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:06 pm

It's absolutely a thing. Apparently.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Octoroc » Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:37 pm

Ah yes, the perineal apocrine glands. Dat man-stink :datass:

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Rubix » Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:40 pm

Sounds like people not washing down there :dread:

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Moggy » Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:44 pm

Rubix wrote:Sounds like people not washing down there :dread:


Why bother? Your boxers/jeans absorb/cover up any stink.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Octoroc » Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:49 pm

Rubix wrote:Sounds like people not washing down there :dread:


The secretion only starts to smell when bacteria get to work on it. It's a symbiotic relationship.

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by Sprouty » Wed Aug 30, 2023 3:52 pm

I approve of this bump.

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