Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?

Fed up talking videogames? Why?

Does it?

yes
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no
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what the strawberry float man!
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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Poser » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:12 am

Dan. wrote:
Poser wrote:T'aint nuthin but a g thang.


Taint nothing but a G-String AMIRITE


Really wish I'd gone for that. :fp:

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by False » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:22 am

Jesus. strawberry floating. Christ.

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by Victor Mildew » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:37 am

Sweaty balls and gooches, bunch of fat strawberry floaters all up in here :dread:

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Poser » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:38 am

I'm slim as strawberry float, but balls are gonna sweat (sweat sweat sweat sweat sweat).

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by False » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:47 am

For you profuse ball sweaters, do you keep your gentlemans carriage well groomed?

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by KK » Thu Sep 03, 2015 9:49 am

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Moggy » Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:04 am

And we wonder why we can't attract new members to this place. :dread:

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Victor Mildew » Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:12 am

I can honestly say the only time I've had proper sweat front to back was the last time I Mexico and we were walking through an actual jungle with 100% humidity and it was hotter than the sun. My shorts looked like I'd just got out of a swimming pool.

But under normal circumstances? strawberry floating hell :dread:

Hexx wrote:Ad7 is older and balder than I thought.
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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Poser » Thu Sep 03, 2015 10:47 am

Falsey wrote:For you profuse ball sweaters, do you keep your gentlemans carriage well groomed?


Profuse isn't the word. Not for me, at least. Everything is nice and neat, I just like to take precautions against excess odour.

Also, slim/skinny-fit jeans on hot days are gonna create an issue.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Haribo » Thu Sep 03, 2015 11:54 am

No

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by Wedgie » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:15 pm

Anung today:

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Denster wrote:My phone messaged me yesterday after i'd encouraged him to download and play the RESi demo.


Super Intelligent Phones Are Here!!!! We are dooooomed!
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by Rhubarb » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:40 pm

:lol: :lol:

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Green Gecko » Thu Sep 03, 2015 12:41 pm

Haribo wrote:No

This question is so bizarre it prompts the definitive response from someone who hasn't posted in 2 years.

"It should be common sense to just accept the message Nintendo are sending out through their actions."
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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Lotus » Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:02 pm

Gooch? Well that's a new one. This thread is certainly a learning experience. :dread:

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Pedz » Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:14 pm

Yeah, never heard Gooch for that part or the body before.

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by Buffalo » Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:19 pm

I have selected the 'what the strawberry float man!' poll option.

What the strawberry float man

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by Green Gecko » Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:36 pm

I think we call it Gooch around these parts as well. Never heard of taint. Isn't that also the prostrate?

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by Errkal » Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:39 pm

I can't say I have heard of either name.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Lotus » Thu Sep 03, 2015 1:53 pm

Green Gecko wrote:Isn't that also the prostrate?

Nah that's planking.

I hadn't heard of taint either before reading this.

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PostRe: Does anyone elses ball sweat/taint acid wash their boxers?
by Green Gecko » Thu Sep 03, 2015 2:01 pm

Who'd have thought are so many words to elucidate male genitalia.

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