Does anyone here brush their teeth sitting down?

I use cutlery if I'm in a Pizza Express type place as that sort of pizza is more suited to it. It isn't something that can just be banned out right.

Floex wrote:
Falsey wrote:I brush my teeth in the shower because I am all about optimisation on my speedrun through life

Don't you spend like 40 minutes in the shower?

Dont come here judging me

strawberry floating stupid thread. :lol:

...whilst standing, but I've got to have the tap running.
I can't brush my teeth without the tap running.

I've no idea why.

So incredibly wasteful.

No, because I'm not a mentalist. Clean my teeth standing up, with the tap off (why do you need the tap on while you're brushing your teeth?)

I leave the tap on so I dont get toothpaste goop over the tap when I turn it back on to scoop up water to rinse my mouth out.

chalkitdown wrote:I brush with my right hand standing up while wiping my arse with my left all the while thinking about putting my bread in the fridge. I've drawn a picture to illustrate.

i wanted to post this but i've missed my chance

Errkal wrote:I leave the tap on so I dont get toothpaste goop over the tap when I turn it back on to scoop up water to rinse my mouth out.

Learn to brush your teeth.

I brush whilst sitting purely because I can't stand up.

Ironhide wrote:I brush whilst sitting purely because I can't stand up.

This I can get. But otherwise why would you sit down to brush your teeth?

Errkal wrote:I leave the tap on so I dont get toothpaste goop over the tap when I turn it back on to scoop up water to rinse my mouth out.

How would you get goop on the tap? How does this change anything, in fact?

Lotus wrote:Clean my teeth standing up, with the tap off (why do you need the tap on while you're brushing your teeth?)

Dingdingding.

Errkal wrote:I use cutlery if I'm in a Pizza Express type place as that sort of pizza is more suited to it. It isn't something that can just be banned out right.

Same. It depends on the type of pizza.

You can not be eating pizza with your hands in a Pizza Express/Italian restaurant - it's not bloody Pizza Hut. I can't say I've ever sat in a Pizza Express and watched somebody eat with their hands though, thankfully.

I have however seen people take a knife and fork to a burger in both McDonalds (which was just hilarious watching this woman trying to cut into a Big Mac with a plastic knife and fork) and TGI Friday's. It's not like they were even cutting it in half.

YEah burgers with a knife and fork is nuts, the most you can do is cut it in half, anymore and you just need a slap.

Errkal wrote:YEah burgers with a knife and fork is nuts

Depends on the size of it, if it's the size of your head and packed with toppings you're just going to drop the bastard if you try and pick it up

YOu can cut it in half, if it is that big a quarter, you cant cut it and take fork fulls.

So what?! I eat pizza and burgers with cutlery unless they come in boxes, because I am a civilised human being.

On the other hand I will sit on the edge of the bath while brushing my teeth if I am being lazy.

On a side note. Some one at work has put a packet of uncle bend rice (unopened) in the fridge...

Website

They must be round the uncle bend!

Pizzas are finger food designed to feed the peasants, you fold segments in half to not get messy. Not the plebs fault it's glorified into some restaurant nonsense.

I brush standing up, sometimes I wander around because it's better than staring into my empty soul and contemplating the futility of the life ahead.

Green Gecko wrote:...I brush standing up, sometimes I wander around because it's better than staring into my empty soul and contemplating the futility of the life ahead.

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Does anyone here brush their teeth sitting down?

Are you a deviant?

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