Dont **** your pants!

PostDont **** your pants! by **Hulohot** » Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:54 pm

I always fail and crap my pants. Can anyone here avoid the messy end?

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/do ... your-pants

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **Harry Bizzle** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:02 am

What I've got so far.

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **Dragonite** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:12 am

Harry Bizzle wrote:What I've got so far.

1. pull door
2. take off trousers
3. sit on toilet
4. ****

Shitting on the floor is also valid. And 'fart gently' gives you extra time.

You are such a hardcore gamer mayne.

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **SEP** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:19 am

The achievements are great

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **Harry Bizzle** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:19 am

I'm working on a technique to make the poo trickle down his leg.

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **Hulohot** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:19 am

I sat on the toilet without removing the trousers. :fp:

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **SEP** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:22 am

Does anyone know how to get awards 5, 6 and 7?

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **Adam Pollard** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:24 am

Hulohot wrote:I sat on the toilet without removing the trousers.

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **SEP** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:26 am

OK, I've worked out how to get number 5.

MCN wrote:Does anyone know how to get awards 5, 6 and 7?

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **Oh Teh Noes** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:31 am

Just got the last three awards. strawberry floating awesome game. :lol:

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **SEP** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:34 am

PatSharpsMullet wrote:
MCN wrote:Does anyone know how to get awards 5, 6 and 7?

5: Type kill
6&7: Type check pants, then type take pills, then type fart lightly

Cheers!

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **Qikz** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:01 am

I've got all but 8. How do I do that? :lol:

Edit: Got it. Awsome game!

YouTube · PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **Earfolds** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:03 am

I typed "Don't gooseberry fool" and he gooseberry fool his pants anyway. Wanker.

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **Dangerblade** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:14 am

He doesn't know how to wank. He's never lived.

Corazon de Leon · PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **Corazon de Leon** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:15 am

StayingDead wrote:I've got all but 8. How do I do that?

Edit: Got it. Awsome game!

I need number 8 now.

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **Dangerblade** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:16 am

#8

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **akijones** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:23 am

well that was 5 minutes of entertainment

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **$ilva $hadow** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:56 am

Suicide

PostRe: Dont **** your pants! by **Extralife** » Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:09 pm

Actually, I think this is the first text game I have played.

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