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Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Fri Mar 06, 2009 11:54 pm
by Hulohot
I always fail and crap my pants. Can anyone here avoid the messy end?

http://www.kongregate.com/games/Rete/do ... your-pants

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:02 am
by Harry Bizzle
What I've got so far.

1. pull door
2. take off trousers
3. sit on toilet
4. gooseberry fool

Shitting on the floor is also valid. And 'fart gently' gives you extra time.

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:12 am
by Dragonite
Harry Bizzle wrote:What I've got so far.

1. pull door
2. take off trousers
3. sit on toilet
4. ****

Shitting on the floor is also valid. And 'fart gently' gives you extra time.


You are such a hardcore gamer mayne.

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:19 am
by SEP
The achievements are great

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:19 am
by Harry Bizzle
I'm working on a technique to make the poo trickle down his leg.

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:19 am
by Hulohot
I sat on the toilet without removing the trousers. :fp:

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:22 am
by SEP
Does anyone know how to get awards 5, 6 and 7?

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:24 am
by Adam Pollard
Hulohot wrote:I sat on the toilet without removing the trousers. :fp:


:lol:

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:26 am
by SEP
OK, I've worked out how to get number 5.

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:31 am
by PatSharpsMullet
MCN wrote:Does anyone know how to get awards 5, 6 and 7?

5: Type kill
6&7: Type check pants, then type take pills, then type fart lightly

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:31 am
by Oh Teh Noes
Just got the last three awards. strawberry floating awesome game. :lol:

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:34 am
by SEP
PatSharpsMullet wrote:
MCN wrote:Does anyone know how to get awards 5, 6 and 7?

5: Type kill
6&7: Type check pants, then type take pills, then type fart lightly


Cheers!

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 1:01 am
by Qikz
I've got all but 8. How do I do that? :lol: :lol:

Edit: Got it. Awsome game!

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:03 am
by Earfolds
I typed "Don't gooseberry fool" and he gooseberry fool his pants anyway. Wanker.

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:14 am
by Dangerblade
He doesn't know how to wank. He's never lived.

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:15 am
by Corazon de Leon
StayingDead wrote:I've got all but 8. How do I do that? :lol: :lol:

Edit: Got it. Awsome game!


I need number 8 now.

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 2:16 am
by Dangerblade
#8
just type "gooseberry fool" on the main screen

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 10:23 am
by akijones
:lol: well that was 5 minutes of entertainment

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 11:56 am
by $ilva $hadow
Suicide :lol:

Re: Dont **** your pants!

Posted: Sat Mar 07, 2009 12:09 pm
by Extralife
Actually, I think this is the first text game I have played.