If the ladies of the world are concerned about causing the hard working men to become distracted from their important business by the sound of the crunching of crisps, why don't they ask a clever man to invent a savoury marshmallow. As we all know, marshamallows are the quietest substance known to man and can be consumed in large volumes without causing public nuisance.
Preezy wrote:If the ladies of the world are concerned about causing the hard working men to become distracted from their important business by the sound of the crunching of crisps, why don't they ask a clever man to invent a savoury marshmallow. As we all know, marshamallows are the quietest substance known to man and can be consumed in large volumes without causing public nuisance.
Well someone's never microwaved a mashmellow and then tried to eat it with the necessary cutlery