Doritos women friendly

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PostDoritos women friendly
by floydfreak » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:22 pm

Doritos to make ‘lady-friendly’ chips that don’t crunch

http://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/food/e ... d9d6aea057

BOSSES at Doritos have revealed they are to launch a new “lady-friendly” version of the snack which are quieter to eat and a lot less messy.

Food and drinks giant PepsiCo — which owns Doritos — has claimed research has found women do not like to crunch loudly or lick their fingers when eating in front of others.

Global chief exec Indra Nooyi said: “Although women would love to crunch crisps loudly, lick their fingers and pour crumbs from the bag into their mouth afterwards, they prefer not to do this in public.


:slol: :fp:

I bet the strawberry floating things will be prosecco flavoured and covered in pink glitter

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by Hexx » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:24 pm

floydfreak wrote:I bet the strawberry floating things will be prosecco flavoured and covered in pink glitter


:datass:

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by jawafour » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:25 pm

Crisps that don't crunch? This is Ad's dream becoming a reality :datass: .

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by Return_of_the_STAR » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:29 pm

Too be fair a lot if women seem to hate the idea of making noise when they eat. A lot of them cover their mouths whilst they eat things like crisps.

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by That » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:29 pm

Hexx wrote:
floydfreak wrote:I bet the strawberry floating things will be prosecco flavoured and covered in pink glitter


:datass:


:lol: :wub:

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by Preezy » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:35 pm

Return_of_the_STAR wrote:Too be fair a lot if women seem to hate the idea of making noise when they eat. A lot of them cover their mouths whilst they eat things like crisps.

Yeah I’ve seen a lot of this, bit weird :lol:

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by Hypes » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:48 pm

So Ad's new job is at Doritos?

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by <]:^D » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:50 pm

i love how everyone instantly thought of Ad from the OP :lol:

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by Squinty » Mon Feb 05, 2018 1:53 pm

Research funded by the Ad7 group.

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by Xeno » Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:20 pm

<]:^D wrote:i love how everyone instantly thought of Ad from the OP :lol:


Lady friendly. I mean it's right there for everyone to see.

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by Ironhide » Mon Feb 05, 2018 2:51 pm

So during the current social climate of promoting gender equality, someone has decided to make a product that actively promotes outdated gender stereotypes.

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by OrangeRKN » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:12 pm

So what you're telling me is that it should have been Crunchie, not Yorkie, with the not for girls slogan?

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by Return_of_the_STAR » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:17 pm

Ironhide wrote:So during the current social climate of promoting gender equality, someone has decided to make a product that actively promotes outdated gender stereotypes.


It's not outdated, women are scared of crunchy crisps, go and munch some crisps next to a women's ear, they get well annoyed.

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by Preezy » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:38 pm

Emmeline Pankhurst was believed to have shouted "strawberry floating noisy crisps" as the horses trampled her body into the mud.

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by Hexx » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:40 pm

Preezy wrote:Emmeline Pankhurst was believed to have shouted "strawberry floating noisy crisps" as the horses trampled her body into the mud.


:lol: :wub:

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by Hypes » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:44 pm

Preezy wrote:Emmeline Pankhurst was believed to have shouted "strawberry floating noisy crisps" as the horses trampled her body into the mud.

Emmeline Pankhurst was trampled by a horse?

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by <]:^D » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:46 pm

wasnt it Dickinson?

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by Hypes » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:46 pm

Emily Davison

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by Preezy » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:47 pm

Hyperion wrote:
Preezy wrote:Emmeline Pankhurst was believed to have shouted "strawberry floating noisy crisps" as the horses trampled her body into the mud.

Emmeline Pankhurst was trampled by a horse?

Yeah it was right next to the place where Emily Davison also got trampled :shifty:

Look over there at that squirrel!

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PostRe: Doritos women friendly
by Hexx » Mon Feb 05, 2018 3:56 pm

Damn. I got the meaning of the joke, but didn't spot Preezy got the wrong person.

I feel shame.


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