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jiggles wrote:Here's what megatons the broke-ass PHP RNG didn't assign to anyone:

Shenmue 3 announced
Final Fantasy VII Remake announced
Half Life 3 announced
The Last Guardian releases this year
Dota 2 announced for consoles
League of Legends announced for consoles
A new Sony Crash Bandicoot game is revealed
A brand new Pokemon game is announced

Actually... it's almost frighteningly aware that these are ridiculous.

I only wanted to run an E3 competition. I didn't think I'd be making strawberry floating SKYNET

I'd be surprised if a new Pokémon game isn't announced. I doubt that a mainline game will be revealed but there should be something, on 3DS at least.

What's the full list of Megatons, a brand new Pokemon game doesn't seem particularly Megaton worthy. Maybe the AI realised that and ensured it wasnt assigned for balance.

Actually, if you take the first letter of every excluded megaton, you can spell LADSHAFT so I think I just accidentally created the AI equivalent of Jay from the Inbetweeners.

SpaceJebus with the early lead

jiggles wrote:SpaceJebus with the early lead

...I just need 150 people to join us in the next thirty seconds .

jawafour wrote:

jiggles wrote:SpaceJebus with the early lead

...I just need 150 people to join us in the next thirty seconds .

Wrong thread?

Have to have a quick look at last year's thread to see if I counted when "Exclusive" was displayed on screen instead of being said aloud.

Still in second.

jiggles wrote:Wrong thread?

There's too much E3 going on .

These are the predictions that are being marked as "happened":

A new Gears of War game is announced
Microsoft mention PC at least once in their conference
No Kinect demos at the Microsoft conference
Rise of the Tomb Raider on-stage demo at the Microsoft conference
Hololens appears at the Microsoft conference
Microsoft don't mention sales numbers
Kudo Tsunda appears without sunglasses during the Microsoft Conference
Halo 5 gameplay at the Microsoft Conference
Indie developers on stage at the Microsoft conference
At least 3 "sizzle reels" are used in any one conference

jiggles wrote:Here's what megatons the broke-ass PHP RNG didn't assign to anyone:

Shenmue 3 announced
Final Fantasy VII Remake announced
Half Life 3 announced
The Last Guardian releases this year
Dota 2 announced for consoles
League of Legends announced for consoles
A new Sony Crash Bandicoot game is revealed
A brand new Pokemon game is announced

Actually... it's almost frighteningly aware that these are ridiculous.

Two of these will happen.

33 is the magic number for Microsoft.

Bandwagon moves in to first place.
Frank and Kanbei tied second.
SpaceJebus in fourth.
Ad7 in fifth.

Full leaderboard: http://e3.pyxl-8.com/leaderboard

jiggles wrote:Ad7 in fifth.

lol

Still plenty of time for me to steal it at the last minute like last year with Reggies sweet sweet hands.

1 sports personality.

Only Need for Speed was actually demonstrated, so Mirror's Edge or Rory McIlroy don't count.

Plenty of shuffling about of positions, but bandwagon extends the lead.

0 Minimaps from Ubi for the second year in a row.

Primarily because they disable that part of the HUD for their footage.

I should really change that one for next year.

0 1080ps mentioned during Sony.

Loads of predictions:
Indie developers on stage at the Sony conference
A single slide with more than 15 logos is shown at any conference
Uncharted 4 on-stage demo at the Sony conference
No Vita on-stage demos at the Sony conference
New Hitman game announced
Any console gets DLNA support announced
The Last Guardian is actually talked about at the Sony Conference
A controller becomes disconnected during an on-stage demo
Media Molecule reveal their new game

And TWO megatons (but nobody had them):
Final Fantasy VII Remake Announced
Shenmue III Announced


Current Standings:
1. Ad7
2. Parkreiner
3. Skippy
4. Luboluke
5. bandwagon
= cooldawn

Ad7 has said 45 new Amiibos during the Nintendo event, though, so he's probably going to be last by the end of the next conference.

-150 bitches. If this were gold you would all be toast.




I gave MS way too much credit on the exclusive front.

jiggles wrote:Current Standings:
1. Ad7

FOR strawberry float SAKE!

jiggles wrote:Ad7 has said 45 new Amiibos during the Nintendo event, though, so he's probably going to be last by the end of the next conference.

This game is stupid for stupid people

Aaaaaaaaayyooooooooooooo