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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by bear » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:19 pm

Twins. Always Evil.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by KK » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:19 pm

Amazing graphics here on the newly announced PlayStation 6.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by chalkitdown » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:19 pm

3 for 3 with CGI trailers. They're on a roll.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by Irene Demova » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:19 pm

Wait, how does a f2p game have subscribers?

Are they running one of those stupid models where you have to pay for basic features?

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by SchminkyPinky » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:19 pm

The origins of the cheeky girls.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by Floex » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:20 pm

HSH28 wrote:Cornering looked absolutely horrible in that game.

Where are the new IPs he promised.


It's been on for 16 minutes.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by Xeno » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:20 pm

We can't afford too many character models because we spent all the money on pointless gooseberry fool so we have made the two main characters twins.

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Xeno wrote:Chewing takes effort. What he needs is Emma Watson to chew his food then transfer it to him for him to swallow.

I dont know why, but that sounds strawberry floating incredible.

Wuijibobo wrote:You're a funny man Xeno. I like you... That's why I'm going to kill you last.
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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by Irene Demova » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:20 pm

chalkitdown wrote:3 for 3 with CGI trailers. They're on a roll.

And this is a game that's been out for years. They aren't even fooling anyone

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by HSH28 » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:21 pm

Floex wrote:
HSH28 wrote:Cornering looked absolutely horrible in that game.

Where are the new IPs he promised.


It's been on for 16 minutes.


I'm sure he said they were coming up next.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by KK » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:21 pm

He's changed his suit and face, but he's still full of gooseberry fool.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by KK » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:21 pm

Is this bloke CGI too?

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by SchminkyPinky » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:22 pm

Can't they show the game and talk at the same time? Holy gooseberry fool.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by chalkitdown » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:22 pm

These talking suits are unbearable.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by Rog » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:23 pm

Cut the sentiment and show me games.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by Xeno » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:23 pm

I am already bored of Unravel.

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Xeno wrote:Chewing takes effort. What he needs is Emma Watson to chew his food then transfer it to him for him to swallow.

I dont know why, but that sounds strawberry floating incredible.

Wuijibobo wrote:You're a funny man Xeno. I like you... That's why I'm going to kill you last.
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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by KK » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:24 pm

Well, to entertain would be a start.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by HSH28 » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:24 pm

Hmm...a game where the main character is made of Yarn.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by bear » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:24 pm

Emotions. The new voxels.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by SchminkyPinky » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:24 pm

A strawberry floating family slideshow. I'm out.

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PostRe: ⚠ LIVE CONFERENCE: EA E3 conference (9pm) - Mass Effect 4, Mirrors Edge, Battlefront, NFS, FIFA... ⚠
by KK » Mon Jun 15, 2015 9:24 pm

This is what happens when you spend 20 years inhaling helium for a laugh.

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