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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Squinty » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:05 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:Wait...did they...did they just show the same trailer twice?


Because you weren't paying the attention the first time. Obviously!

This music over a strawberry floating World War 1 game. THE STATE OF THIS.
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by SugarDave » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:05 pm

Who thought that music fit with WW1?
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by chalkitdown » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:06 pm

KK wrote:Looks great. Horrible choice of ill fitting music though.


Are you trying to say World War 1 and hip hop don't go together?! :|
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by Dinoric » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:06 pm

Minto wrote:Yeah it's as dire as we thought. Every year we tune in and nothing changes. :slol:

Cock teasing strawberry floats.

How can EA not look back at there conferences and see how boring they always are.
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Tafdolphin » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:06 pm

That was the worst conference in year and actually made me want to play each of those games considerably less.
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Captain Kinopio » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:06 pm

Conference summary in FP

EA Press Conference

- Battlefield chat, live 64 multiplayer match gameplay show after the conference.
- Titanfall 2 multiplayer trailer. Beta coming in due course. Single player is coming 'to explore unique bond between pilot and Titan'. Single player trailer. 28/10/2016 release
- Madden NFL 2017. eSports, three differenct event types - Challenger / Premier / EA Major. First EA Major event coming this weekend in LA. Madden NFL Cahmpionship series, full year of eSports with $1mil up for grabs.
- Mass Effect Andromeda. Whole new cast of characters. Powered by Frostbite. More coming in the Fall. Trailer for The Making of Mass Effect documentary. Female protagonist?
- Marketing gumph. EA Play To Give. In game challenges linked to charitable donations.
- Fifa 17. Peter Moore thinks 'we're winning' and that 'England looked good last night', audience member throws a chair at him. Fifa 17 'The Journey' solo career mode playing as Alex Hunter. Premier League managers are in the game. Peter Moore supports Liverpool and loves Jurgen Klopp. Jose Mourinho on stage, looks like the team doctor just ran on the pitch in the 89th minute.
- EA Originals, supporting indies. First EAO game is 'Fe', a game about our relationship with nature. Ends with trailer, looks a bit Lost Windsy.
- STAR WARS, Jade Raymond breaks it down. New Battlefront next year. New Action Adventure by Amy Hennig, new story with new characters. Game from Respawn, third person action game. More promos about people making games. Snippet of Amy Hennig game.
- Battlefield 1. CG trailer. Lots of generic Battlefield chat, destruction, dynamic weather, weapons and vehicles will be in the game. Behemoth vehicles. Longer CG trailer.
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by KK » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:06 pm

SugarDave wrote:Who thought that music fit with WW1?

I thought it was quite disrespectful actually. Compare that to, say, the score on Medal of Honor Frontline.
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Garth » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:07 pm

Was this the teaser for the full EA conference?
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Squinty » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:07 pm

What a big pile of wank.
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Floex » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:07 pm

Minto wrote:Yeah it's as dire as we thought. Every year we tune in and nothing changes. :slol:

Cock teasing strawberry floats.


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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Dinoric » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:07 pm

Thank God this gooseberry fool is over.
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Captain Kinopio » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:07 pm

That was a shonky conference
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by SpaceJebus » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:07 pm

Conference finishes and no one claps, pretty much sums it up really.
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Xeno » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:07 pm

They had better not do 30 minutes of intros of the teams playing BF1.
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Minto » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:08 pm

Floex wrote:
Minto wrote:Yeah it's as dire as we thought. Every year we tune in and nothing changes. :slol:

Cock teasing strawberry floats.


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:slol:

Right are we actually getting gameplay footage now?
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Venom » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:08 pm

Squinty wrote:That's 'get tae strawberry float'.

Like get tae strawberry float, Peter Moore's nipples were bleeding through his shirt.


I didn't realise but I will rewatch tomorrow to see. ;)
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Captain Kinopio » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:08 pm

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Dinoric » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:08 pm

Bethesda Conference better be better than this.
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Floex » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:08 pm

Seriously, Youtubers can get to strawberry float.

The state of commentary these days.
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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Floex » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:09 pm

STONEMOUTAIN, strawberry float OFF

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