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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Tafdolphin » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:01 pm

This is like that scene from Community where Jeff has to sell Chang to the group and does nothing but stall for 10 minutes

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by SpaceJebus » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:02 pm

Captain Kinopio wrote:strawberry floating hell that was painful :lol:

How much are those guys being paid to be there!


Not enough for rehearsals or actual emotions apparently.

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by KK » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:02 pm

Garth wrote:This conference feels very barebones.

Maybe they knew everyone would be watching the Euro's. Only 139,000 watching this on YT.

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by JediDragon05 » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:02 pm

I don't care, show me gameplay

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Squinty » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:02 pm

Venom wrote:
Squinty wrote:
Venom wrote:...so much prettier than Peter Moore!


Nah mate. Catch yourself on.



Is that Northern for F-off?


That's 'get tae strawberry float'.

Like get tae strawberry float, Peter Moore's nipples were bleeding through his shirt.

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Tafdolphin » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:02 pm

Wait, "introduction" of behemoth vehicles? Couldn't you control aircraft carriers in '42?

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Floex » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:02 pm

KK wrote:
Garth wrote:This conference feels very barebones.

Maybe they knew everyone would be watching the Euro's. Only 139,000 watching this on YT.


Most on Twitch - 364,212

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Minto » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:03 pm

Yeah it's as dire as we thought. Every year we tune in and nothing changes. :slol:

Cock teasing strawberry floats.

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Cuttooth » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:03 pm

Tafdolphin wrote:Wait, "introduction" of behemoth vehicles? Couldn't you control aircraft carriers in '42?

Yes.

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Dinoric » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:03 pm

Super Dragon 64 wrote:
chalkitdown wrote:This guy sounds strawberry floating terrified. :lol:

He's probably worried about joining this club:

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:lol:

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by SpaceJebus » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:03 pm

Wait armoured train?

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Captain Kinopio » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:03 pm

IS THIS THE SAME strawberry floating CG TRAILER

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Tafdolphin » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:03 pm

Wait...did they...did they just show the same trailer twice?

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Captain Kinopio » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:03 pm

Oh God it is :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by JediDragon05 » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:03 pm

Just seen this trailer :fp:

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Meep » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:03 pm

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Meep wrote:Wait, this is the first ever Battlefield game?


This is the generation where people forgot how to count.

Someone just need to teach them how to count on both hands.

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Minto » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:04 pm

A new low.

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by KK » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:04 pm

Looks great. Horrible choice of ill fitting music though.

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by Captain Kinopio » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:05 pm

That Zepellin coming down looked strawberry floating great, in CG.

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PostRe: EA Press Conference 9pm tonight - LIVE!!!
by SEP » Sun Jun 12, 2016 10:05 pm

It's not like EA to churn out the same thing twice.

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