Ebola doing the rounds

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Alvin Flummux** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:05 pm

My wife is very worried about getting Ebola, because she works at a supermarket and regularly gets body fluids on her (spit on money from old people etc) and even though it's not here yet, if it does get here, she might be among the primary infected group because of stupid people.

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Death's Head** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:06 pm

[iup=3590564]Alvin Flummux[/iup] wrote:My wife is very worried about getting Ebola, because she works at a supermarket and regularly gets body fluids on her (spit on money from old people etc) and even though it's not here yet, if it does get here, she might be among the primary infected group because of stupid people.

I'd cover that off now with a divorce.

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Alvin Flummux** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:07 pm

[iup=3590566]Death's Head[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3590564]Alvin Flummux[/iup] wrote:My wife is very worried about getting Ebola, because she works at a supermarket and regularly gets body fluids on her (spit on money from old people etc) and even though it's not here yet, if it does get here, she might be among the primary infected group because of stupid people.

I'd cover that off now with a divorce.

I'll just have her get disability and sponge off the government.

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Moggy** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:09 pm

What the hell sort of supermarket is it that old people are regularly spitting at people? :dread:

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **bigcheez2k3** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:10 pm

Who spits on money? :dread:

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Banjo** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:11 pm

[iup=3590571]Moggy[/iup] wrote:What the hell sort of supermarket is it that old people are regularly spitting at people?

Wal-Mart. But in general have you ever seen old people at supermarkets? They're revolting.

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Imrahil** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:25 pm

With some of the rip-off prices, I can't blame them.

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **BID0** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:29 pm

[iup=3590573]Lucien[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3590356]Moggy[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3590336]Death's Head[/iup] wrote:Yeah, thought I'd come into the wrong thread.
Really getting concerned now that we aren't doing enough (and this sounds terrible) to keep it in the county it originated from.

Ebola doesn't come from one country. And even if it did, how would you keep it in one country?

Ebola sounds scary (and is strawberry floating scary if you did catch it!) but it is not going to lead to the collapse of society like the media seem to want us to think. It is very hard to catch and would be reasonably easy to contain if there was an outbreak in a modern Western country.

You should be far more worried about catching the flu.

The flu?

I'd say you should be more worried about catching cancer since it's so prevalent. That, or any one of the other diseases or ills. Mental illness, car accident, stroke, etc.

I don't know why I bother to get up in the mornings.

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Moggy** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:32 pm

[iup=3590573]Lucien[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3590356]Moggy[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3590336]Death's Head[/iup] wrote:Yeah, thought I'd come into the wrong thread.
Really getting concerned now that we aren't doing enough (and this sounds terrible) to keep it in the county it originated from.

Ebola doesn't come from one country. And even if it did, how would you keep it in one country?

Ebola sounds scary (and is strawberry floating scary if you did catch it!) but it is not going to lead to the collapse of society like the media seem to want us to think. It is very hard to catch and would be reasonably easy to contain if there was an outbreak in a modern Western country.

You should be far more worried about catching the flu.

The flu?

I'd say you should be more worried about catching cancer since it's so prevalent. That, or any one of the other diseases or ills. Mental illness, car accident, stroke, etc.

I agree, but I was going with infectious diseases rather than ones where your own body turns on you or death from an idiot in a car crashing into you.

Heart disease is the biggest killer in the developed world, but we don’t gooseberry fool ourselves over fried chicken (unless it’s cooked badly).

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Wedgie** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 3:33 pm

Or it's from KFC.

Nurses' union slams Texas hospital for lack of Ebola protocol

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/10/15/healt ... ?hpt=hp_t1

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **False** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:46 pm

[iup=3590574]Banjo[/iup] wrote:But in general have you ever seen old people. They're revolting.

efa

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Banjo** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 4:50 pm

Yeah, I kinda agree. They have no respect for places and people either.

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Alvin Flummux** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:10 pm

[iup=3590572]bigcheez2k3[/iup] wrote:Who spits on money?

Lick fingers to get purchase on notes.

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Victor Mildew** » Wed Oct 15, 2014 7:20 pm

I wank on my credit card. Get on my level.

[iup=3590671]Banjo[/iup] wrote:Yeah, I kinda agree. They have no respect for places and people either.

Dude, count yourself lucky you don't live in Asia. The old people here, ugh.

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Rightey** » Thu Oct 16, 2014 5:33 am

[iup=3590568]Alvin Flummux[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3590566]Death's Head[/iup] wrote:
[iup=3590564]Alvin Flummux[/iup] wrote:My wife is very worried about getting Ebola, because she works at a supermarket and regularly gets body fluids on her (spit on money from old people etc) and even though it's not here yet, if it does get here, she might be among the primary infected group because of stupid people.

I'd cover that off now with a divorce.

I'll just have her get disability and sponge off the government.

Good luck, you live in the USA right? They'll probably give you barely enough to cover the bus fare to get down to the unemployment shelter and then call you the scum of the earth.

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Winckle** » Sun Oct 19, 2014 5:12 pm

"I think the government made the plague on purpose."
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PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Cal** » Wed Nov 19, 2014 3:13 pm

This caught my eye in The Spectator today:

http://blogs.spectator.co.uk/the-specta ... ack-it-in/

PostRe: Ebola doing the rounds by **Rocsteady** » Thu Nov 20, 2014 6:21 am

Can diarrhoea in and of itself kill you? If so, how?

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