Empire's Top 50 worst movies of all time

Actually, I've just thought of some contenders for worst film ever.

Derek Jarman's Blue.

Or Andy Warhol's Empire.

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Balloon Sod wrote:Batman and Robin worse than this?

It's 2 hours long, and 30 minutes of that is an optic nerve raping women, but they like it because they think the 10ft long nerve is a tongue because they are dickheads.

WTF is this gooseberry fool?

The Killer Eye? More like

The Shagging Eye.

Is the Wickerman remake on this list?

Because if it isn't, it should be.

What no Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death?

Batman and Robin is awesome. Much better than Batman Begins.

Dr Cottle wrote:Is the Wickerman remake on this list?

Because if it isn't, it should be.

But much like in Herzog's remake of Bad Lieutenant, Cage's fabric-of-the-universe-melting performance is something worth the gooseberry fool it swims in.

The Master wrote:Batman and Robin is awesome. Much better than Batman Begins.

Nood!

Wedgie wrote:Out of 50, I've seen

Spiderman 3
Showgirls
Howard The Duck
The Matrix Revolutions
Year One
Van Heisling
Superman IV
Dungeons and Dragons (I missed the start on the telly, thought it was a comedy until I saw the title. )
Son of the Mask (I blame my partner for this.)
Ultraviolet
Scary Movie
Streetfighter
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
Speed 2
Jaws: The Revenge
Dreamcatcher
Catwoman
Norbit
Meet the Spartans (I blame my flatmate for this.)
Highlander 2
Epic Movie (I blame my partner for this.)
Batman & Robin.

Wait what? Although I wholeheartedly agree that it's one of the worst films ever made, Empire themselves scored it 3/5.

http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/rev ... DID=118259

I strawberry floating hate Empire.

This list is appalling. How can you put Street Fighter in there?

There's bound to be a lot of gooseberry fool movies missing because it was voted for by people that have watched the films. More people are likely to have seen rubbish big releases than gooseberry fool straight-to-DVD films.

Saying that the list is still a bit borked.

Catwoman is much worse than Batman and Robin. And the first Scary Movie isn't that bad (in fact it's brilliant compared to all the gooseberry fool that followed it).

Shocked that Going Overboard wasn't on the list. Then again perhaps not many people have seen it. In which case they are lucky. Hercules in New York should be on the list too. Though both of them are still better than Catwoman.

Tafdolphin wrote:
Wedgie wrote:Out of 50, I've seen

Spiderman 3
Showgirls
Howard The Duck
The Matrix Revolutions
Year One
Van Heisling
Superman IV
Dungeons and Dragons (I missed the start on the telly, thought it was a comedy until I saw the title. )
Son of the Mask (I blame my partner for this.)
Ultraviolet
Scary Movie
Streetfighter
Transformers 2: Revenge of the Fallen
Speed 2
Jaws: The Revenge
Dreamcatcher
Catwoman
Norbit
Meet the Spartans (I blame my flatmate for this.)
Highlander 2
Epic Movie (I blame my partner for this.)
Batman & Robin.

Wait what? Although I wholeheartedly agree that it's one of the worst films ever made, Empire themselves scored it 3/5.

http://www.empireonline.com/reviews/rev ... DID=118259

I strawberry floating hate Empire.

It was voted for by readers, not Empire.

I've only seen 3 films on that list; The Matrix Revolutions, The Spirit, and Transformers 2 :fp:

Transformers 2 should've been higher, and the Matrix Revolutions should've been the The Matrix Reloaded. The only redeeming feature of Reloaded was the car chase, and even then that was pretty naff.

(I quite liked the Spirit, though. Samuel L Jackson makes anything good)

27: Street Fighter

Why is that not higher in the list?

Taf

I used to love Howard the Duck.

wait there's no Ricky I that film was a diabolical parody and a sheer waste of my life

Transformers 2 being on that list :lol:

Mafro wrote:Transformers 2 being so low on that list

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