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The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:26 am
by Dragonite
We all see them, and unfortionaly have them added to our friends list. Post some of the ones you've recently seen that deserve a :fp:

i wish things in life were easier right now i just waanna be in a far away place on my own forgettin my troubles and becoming a better person because i am a complete DICKHEADDDDDD i even treat dan like gooseberry fool he deserves better ... everyone coment this status tell dan he deserves better then he may get the idea i aint worth strawberry float alllll !!


a poem i made about myself ; my names hollie i aint very jolly, im twat and anyone can see that im a waste of space i shud hide my face. i dont deserve strawberry float all not even a phone call im fed up with life hand me a knife problem solved bammmm!!! not to amazing but ahh well


likein that 1...x but dont no wot 2 do lol ♥ x


Sometimes u realise just how lucky you are to have someone. *guys name is here*... well your my guy forever and always your my soul mate, my best mate and my superman. Your the one special person who has shown me what its like to love and to be loved were gonna be forever because our love for eachother is stronger than anything and i love you so much ♥ 14th april 2010 ♥ xox

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:28 am
by SEP
Dragonite wrote:
a poem i made about myself ; my names hollie i aint very jolly, im twat and anyone can see that im a waste of space i shud hide my face. i dont deserve strawberry float all not even a phone call im fed up with life hand me a knife problem solved bammmm!!! not to amazing but ahh well



I'm inclined to agree with her.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:31 am
by Skarjo
Damn my sensible friends.

Even the hot girls I only added because I met them at parties and thought they were hot rarely post anything more ridiculous than 'WOOO! ZANTE 2010!'.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:32 am
by Dowbocop
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
Dragonite wrote:
a poem i made about myself ; my names hollie i aint very jolly, im twat and anyone can see that im a waste of space i shud hide my face. i dont deserve strawberry float all not even a phone call im fed up with life hand me a knife problem solved bammmm!!! not to amazing but ahh well



I'm inclined to agree with her.

Knives don't go "bammmm!!!" when you slit something with them :shifty:

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:32 am
by SEP
Dowbocop wrote:Knives don't go "bammmm!!!" when you slit something with them :shifty:


Depends how hard you do it, and if there's a hard surface behind you.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:34 am
by Skarjo
Maybe she's a balloon.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:36 am
by Dragonite
Skarjo wrote:Maybe she's a balloon.


:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:46 am
by Captain Kinopio
facebook makes me feel alienated from the human race.


Thats not a status just an observation.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:49 am
by Cuban Pete
People putting those status' that clearly are just attention seeking, fishing, and wanting nice things said....it's funny sometimes to just put a comment agreeing.

Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:03 am
by JiggerJay
I got about 3 or 4 left on my facebook I haven't the heart to kill off yet, I'll post some bits and pieces up later

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:43 am
by Little Old Man
The ultimate status for pissing me off:

Dan: =[

I have this one 'friend' who does it, and always responds to the inevitable 'whatsssss uppppppp?' with 'it's fine now'.
:evil:

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:50 am
by Dblock
Skarjo wrote:Maybe she's a balloon.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:56 am
by Qikz
Jamie: Is falling asleep on the bus :(
8 hours ago via Facebook for iPhone

Joanne: Jamie I never get to see my bro any more will you no where I am x
6 hours ago · LikeUnlike

Jamie haha yeh ofcourse ill no lol x


no? You no? How the strawberry float can you no! God damnit, just type properly, you're not a strawberry floating moron.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:58 am
by Dowbocop
Skarjo wrote:Maybe she's a balloon.

Well then she'd really be letting herself down if she committed suicide.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 2:22 am
by Jam-Master Jay
Dowbocop wrote:
Skarjo wrote:Maybe she's a balloon.

Well then she'd really be letting herself down if she committed suicide.


http://instantrimshot.com/

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 6:14 am
by Green Gecko
Not stupid, but cute Italians English students put a smile on my face, mainly because I have no idea what the strawberry float they are talking about 99% of the time. So I just imagine cute Italians talking gooseberry fool. Also, they seem to find random stuff in English incredibly amusing. (I know what the peanut butter jelly song is but it's sooooooooooooo old it's funny that they're only just discovering these things).
Margherita PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!! PEANUT BUTTER JELLY!!

Giorgia peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly! peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!peanutbutterjelly!

They also like to write "amoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" a lot which I think means "love".

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:25 am
by Squinty
Herbi wrote:facebook makes me feel alienated from the human race.


Thats not a status just an observation.


Agreed.

I'm thinking of getting rid of mine, I barely use the thing.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:27 am
by SEP
Dowbocop wrote:
Skarjo wrote:Maybe she's a balloon.

Well then she'd really be letting herself down if she committed suicide.


*claps*

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:36 am
by JV
There's this one old workmate of mine on FB who just seems to constantly vent about the trains or the weather. The trains are always late, or he has missed the train because it was on time, or the bus was late making him miss the late train. It's strange as he was a very quiet chap when I work with him. I feel like telling him to walk, the fat sloth.

He posted this one the other day though...:

Barely slept a wink last night, a big thankyou to the twats with the bad covers band and ridiculous firework display. Whoever else was also at it with a cheap stereo until 3am you're also an inconsiderate cretin.


And one of my other old colleagues had this updated just underneath.

Back home after an epic night of fireworks and the open mic!!! Woooooooooooooooooo party over mine now let the weekend beggin!!!


:lol:

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Mon Aug 02, 2010 8:39 am
by Frank
Yuh Wanna Watch Wha Yuh Put On Fb Yuh Dick.. Try Cuss My Famo, Yuh Nobb Take A Look At Yah Life Style.!


I don't even know what that says :shifty: