The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Squinty** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 2:04 pm

Mockmaster wrote:
if were all gods children wot made jesus so special

SUPERPOWERS

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **emilythestrange** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:27 pm

Sarah-Jayne likes like this if you wasted your time liking someone </3 on l1kes.com. · Like

In fact, have some more. That's all this person does.

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Lotus** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:36 pm

blackoutHERO wrote:
my fb chat is clingin together.. proper most unreliable means of communication in life.. hate it rakes

My best friend talks like that in all his online typing. It's doing my strawberry floating head in.

I can't actually make sense of anything in that quote other than the eight words in the middle, and even that's a mess. Is your best friend mentally retarded?

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **blackoutHERO** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:51 pm

Lotus wrote:
blackoutHERO wrote:
my fb chat is clingin together.. proper most unreliable means of communication in life.. hate it rakes

My best friend talks like that in all his online typing. It's doing my strawberry floating head in.

I can't actually make sense of anything in that quote other than the eight words in the middle, and even that's a mess. Is your best friend mentally retarded?

Translation: My Facebook chat is barely working..it's definetly the most unreliable means of communication in my life... I hate is a lot.

But yeah, it's not in context and it's the way he says everything. Really starting to piss me off.

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Lotus** » Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:55 pm

blackoutHERO wrote:
Lotus wrote:
blackoutHERO wrote:
my fb chat is clingin together.. proper most unreliable means of communication in life.. hate it rakes

My best friend talks like that in all his online typing. It's doing my strawberry floating head in.

I can't actually make sense of anything in that quote other than the eight words in the middle, and even that's a mess. Is your best friend mentally retarded?

Translation: My Facebook chat is barely working..it's definetly the most unreliable means of communication in my life... I hate is a lot.

But yeah, it's not in context and it's the way he says everything. Really starting to piss me off.

Not surprised. Bloody hell.

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **blackoutHERO** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:18 pm

this lappy is cream crackered! technology fails me loads right now.. proper living in the dark ages at my house.. cool

"This laptop is knackered. Technology doesn't work for me at this present moment in time. I feel like I'm living in the dark ages at my house. Cool."

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Johnny Ryall** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:31 pm

I found my cousin's FB last night. Couldn't bear to add her after looking at the pish on her wall.

Or way aye! my nyt jst gets beta like!! or wot the fuk

wel the crew just left am nw goin t have sumit t eat sort me stuf owt get pakd, have sum sleep then of t scottland tmorow

cant wait to get owt of here 4 abit nd as far away frm u as posible dina how a can hate u bt love u so much at the same time :/

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Infamous Nikko** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:44 pm

WTF?
Facebook down for anyone else?

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Mr Yoshi** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:50 pm

V slow lik i cant even open it lol

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Mr Chips** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 1:56 pm

yep facebook appears to be down

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Trelliz** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 2:11 pm

Thank sweet merciful christ for that. I only use it to communicate with certain people as it's the only way to ensure that they receive/see what i'm saying to them. They don't reply to texts, never answer their damn phone.

Once my graduation is done i'm going to cull my fb list of quite a few people i've met at uni and have absolutely no intention of talking to (not that i did much in the first place) or being made aware of what their dull lives consist of. Mostly getting drunk, pictures of their "planned" children, posting music videos/song lyrics. What a bunch of twats.

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Mr Chips** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 3:47 pm

My girlfriend writes badly spelt status updates. But its because shes dyslexic and spell check on word can only make things worse sometimes for example:

can’t b leave I have bin a year and a half with my gorgeous boyfriend =) x x x

:fp:

...

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Dragonite** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 6:10 pm

HeartBroken and dead inside at the age of 16 wow :/x

Gonna go cuddle up under my quilt, look through old photos just wishing things could be different

i just cant believe this is really it

x

i love you so much dan
your my one and only superman.
you are everything to me
we were clearly ment to be.
so when i tell you i love you
its hard to explain how much
but just know my love grows stronger and stronger
for you day, by day ♥
im forever in love with you !! ♥

:fp:

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Cosmo** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:49 pm

Dragonite wrote:i love you so much dan
your my one and only superman.
you are everything to me
we were clearly ment to be.
so when i tell you i love you
its hard to explain how much
but just know my love grows stronger and stronger
for you day, by day ♥
im forever in love with you !! ♥

Is this one written by you about Hulohot?

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Dragonite** » Tue Aug 31, 2010 11:53 pm

Goose wrote:
Dragonite wrote:i love you so much dan
your my one and only superman.
you are everything to me
we were clearly ment to be.
so when i tell you i love you
its hard to explain how much
but just know my love grows stronger and stronger
for you day, by day ♥
im forever in love with you !! ♥

Is this one written by you about Hulohot?

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Hulohot** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:36 pm

Is too hot gt nxt ta nwt on n its stil 2 hot! N cnt sleep! need personal fanner plz! N sum1 ta tickle me bk so i go ofta sleep

WTF did I just read.

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **SEP** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:39 pm

Hulohot wrote::shifty:

Is too hot gt nxt ta nwt on n its stil 2 hot! N cnt sleep! need personal fanner plz! N sum1 ta tickle me bk so i go ofta sleep

WTF did I just read.

It's too hot. Got next to nothing on, and it's still too hot. Also, I cannot sleep. This saddens me. I require someone to gently waft cool air towards me. I would also like someone to tickle my back so I fall asleep.

Is this person female? If so, where do I sign up?

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Squinty** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:41 pm

Better not be a dude.

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **Hulohot** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:41 pm

Some girl I met at a party a few years back. Has a kid now. And some saucy pictures in her gallery. :shifty:

PostRe: Facebook statuses by **SEP** » Wed Sep 01, 2010 9:42 pm

Hulohot wrote:Some girl I met at a party a few years back. Has a kid now. And some saucy pictures in her gallery.

I think you know what you need to do.

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