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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Squinty » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:08 am

Frank wrote:
Yuh Wanna Watch Wha Yuh Put On Fb Yuh Dick.. Try Cuss My Famo, Yuh Nobb Take A Look At Yah Life Style.!


I don't even know what that says :shifty:


You want to watch what you put on Facebook, you wretched little savage. Try ruining the reputation of my family, you barely endowed buffoon. Take a look at your penniless urchin lifestyle!

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Frank » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:09 am

Dr Cottle wrote:
Frank wrote:
Yuh Wanna Watch Wha Yuh Put On Fb Yuh Dick.. Try Cuss My Famo, Yuh Nobb Take A Look At Yah Life Style.!


I don't even know what that says :shifty:


You want to watch what you put on Facebook, you wretched little savage. Try ruining the reputation of my family, you barely endowed buffoon. Take a look at your penniless urchin lifestyle!


:lol:

I wish she actually wrote like that. It'd make her statuses a lot more enjoyable.

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Eighthours » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:28 am

Dragonite wrote:
a poem i made about myself ; my names hollie i aint very jolly, im twat and anyone can see that im a waste of space i shud hide my face. i dont deserve strawberry float all not even a phone call im fed up with life hand me a knife problem solved bammmm!!! not to amazing but ahh well



How the strawberry float did Dragonite become friends with Andrew Motion? :shock:

The quality of spelling and grammar on Facebook is strawberry floating depressing. So many borderline illiterate people out there. :(

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Green Gecko » Mon Aug 02, 2010 9:52 am

Either that or the attention span of an caesium molecule.

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by TheTurnipKing » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:03 am

Dr Cottle wrote:
Frank wrote:
Yuh Wanna Watch Wha Yuh Put On Fb Yuh Dick.. Try Cuss My Famo, Yuh Nobb Take A Look At Yah Life Style.!


I don't even know what that says :shifty:


You want to watch what you put on Facebook, you wretched little savage. Try ruining the reputation of my family, you barely endowed buffoon. Take a look at your penniless urchin lifestyle!

Tsk, why didn't they just write that then?

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Dblock » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:07 am

TheTurnipKing wrote:
Dr Cottle wrote:
Frank wrote:
Yuh Wanna Watch Wha Yuh Put On Fb Yuh Dick.. Try Cuss My Famo, Yuh Nobb Take A Look At Yah Life Style.!


I don't even know what that says :shifty:


You want to watch what you put on Facebook, you wretched little savage. Try ruining the reputation of my family, you barely endowed buffoon. Take a look at your penniless urchin lifestyle!

Tsk, why didn't they just write that then?


Too long.

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Frank » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:09 am

Dblock wrote:
TheTurnipKing wrote:
Dr Cottle wrote:
Frank wrote:
Yuh Wanna Watch Wha Yuh Put On Fb Yuh Dick.. Try Cuss My Famo, Yuh Nobb Take A Look At Yah Life Style.!


I don't even know what that says :shifty:


You want to watch what you put on Facebook, you wretched little savage. Try ruining the reputation of my family, you barely endowed buffoon. Take a look at your penniless urchin lifestyle!

Tsk, why didn't they just write that then?


Too long.


It's not Twitter! ;)

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by jambot » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:12 am

What is this 'Facebook'?

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Dblock » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:18 am

jambot wrote:What is this 'Facebook'?


Dating website.

''Saying it's because I was controlling you and making you sad when actually I just asked you to wear some trousers'' :lol: :lol:
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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by RamSteelwood » Mon Aug 02, 2010 10:47 am

I am NOT on facebook.

yeah.... 8-)

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Mockmaster » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:01 am

I just leveled up! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom


I just completed the Fight the unnaturally large Orc leader and kill him by thrusting the Mystical Sword of Newfirth straight into his heart quest! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom:


I just leveled up! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom


I just completed the Join the Elven army and fire volleys of arrows through the trees at the stunned and injured Orc army quest! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom


I just leveled up! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom



:x

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by abcd » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:04 am

Sounds like fun....

Maybe I'll join him in Middle Kingdom.

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Frank » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:10 am

One of my other friends always post such faggotry on facebook. He's constantly complaining about his housemate that he wants to sex up getting more sex than he is with her boyfriend, even though he's got both his housemate and her boyfriend on facebook :| And he makes it painstakingly obvious, too. Always complaining about the banging on the other side of the wall :fp:

It's so infuriating.

He's stopped it now for a while now he's back from Uni, but I bet as soon as he gets back there he'll be complaining again.

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Cyburn2 » Mon Aug 02, 2010 11:33 am

good thing I only have 67 friends on facebook.

But on some of my friends pages, there are some tacky people who sprout crap with mis-spelled words :fp:

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by NGE » Mon Aug 02, 2010 12:53 pm

Cyburn2 wrote:But on some of my friends pages, there are some tacky people who sprout crap with mis-spelled words :fp:


Misspelled. Misspelt would also do.

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Neo Cortex » Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:03 pm

Ah I've seen a few daft updates in my time. Most of them are done by girls, and usually centre around their latest boyfriend, who happens to be "da one" who they will love "4eva!11oneone"

Despite meeting 5 hours previously in a dingy night club. :lol:

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by JiggerJay » Mon Aug 02, 2010 1:32 pm

Mockmaster wrote:
I just leveled up! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom


I just completed the Fight the unnaturally large Orc leader and kill him by thrusting the Mystical Sword of Newfirth straight into his heart quest! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom:


I just leveled up! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom


I just completed the Join the Elven army and fire volleys of arrows through the trees at the stunned and injured Orc army quest! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom


I just leveled up! Come join my alliance in Middle Kingdom



:x


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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Gario » Mon Aug 02, 2010 3:15 pm

A friend of mine puts up all the gory details of his sexual encounters - and not just with men.

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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Barley » Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:50 am

Dirty junky twat! and u call urself a father!!

Friend responds
Who u on about

To which she states
No. just found a bag of coke in richs shoe frm sat nite im fukin ragin!!x


Note the kiss :fp:



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PostRe: Facebook statuses
by Moggy » Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:11 am

Gario wrote:A friend of mine puts up all the gory details of his sexual encounters - and not just with men.


Goldfish?


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