The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

Moggy wrote:

Gario wrote:A friend of mine puts up all the gory details of his sexual encounters - and not just with men.

Goldfish?

women *shudder*

Gario wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Gario wrote:A friend of mine puts up all the gory details of his sexual encounters - and not just with men.

Goldfish?

women *shudder*

THE HORROR!!!!!

Oh God. Due to extreme boredom went on Facebook last night and was horrified to see what a chav my little cousin has turned into.

Her status changes every strawberry floating half an hour with gooseberry fool like:

'I dont need him ne more. im gna be hapy on my own!! xxx'

Literally 5 minutes later...

'We r talking agen yay!! xx'

Another 2 minutes later...

'Love at first site! *insert picture of some boy*'

I presume she is talking about the same guy. God knows.

jamcc wrote:Oh God. Due to extreme boredom went on Facebook last night and was horrified to see what a chav my little cousin has turned into.

Her status changes every strawberry floating half an hour with gooseberry fool like:

'I dont need him ne more. im gna be hapy on my own!! xxx'

Literally 5 minutes later...

'We r talking agen yay!! xx'

Another 2 minutes later...

'Love at first site! *insert picture of some boy*'

I presume she is talking about the same guy. God knows.

To Preezy's Murder Pit with her.

It's awful to watch. She was such a nice girl as a kid but she's probably gone to a chavvy school and that's the result.

She keeps saying what she has/doesn't have with this fella (or those fellas) is 'love'. strawberry float. Off.

Maybe she is just representative of the modern teenage girl?

It's called hormones. I'm sure you had them too.

Johnny Ryall wrote:It's called hormones. I'm sure you had them too.

I've made plenty of whores moan.

I was about to make that joke. strawberry float you Haribo.

Johnny Ryall wrote:It's called hormones. I'm sure you had them too.

Yes but I didn't blast it all over the internet. As I alluded to, I guess it is a new generation of youngsters and at the tender age of 24 I am already a grumpy old git who doesn't get it.

No, I'm 19 and think it's stupid.

Haribo wrote:

Johnny Ryall wrote:It's called hormones. I'm sure you had them too.

I've made plenty of whores moan.

Is it because you refuse to pay them after the dirty deed?

jamcc wrote:

Johnny Ryall wrote:It's called hormones. I'm sure you had them too.

Yes but I didn't blast it all over the internet.

Only because we didn't have the means to back then.

Maybe but without the benefit of experience I just don't get why you'd want to do so.

It's embarassing and I found myself being embarassed on her behalf.

I can post some of her actual status updates if you want. They're all over my strawberry floating home page.

I hide all the people and apps that annoy me on facebook, and remove friends who are not actual friends to leave it a bit neat.

Moggy wrote:

Haribo wrote:

Johnny Ryall wrote:It's called hormones. I'm sure you had them too.

I've made plenty of whores moan.

Is it because you refuse to pay them after the dirty deed?

They moan as I slit their whorish throats before disposing of their vile STD riddled corpses.

Drej wrote:I hide all the people and apps that annoy me on facebook

How do you do that?

Haribo wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Haribo wrote:

Johnny Ryall wrote:It's called hormones. I'm sure you had them too.

I've made plenty of whores moan.

Is it because you refuse to pay them after the dirty deed?

They moan as I slit their whorish throats before disposing of their vile STD riddled corpses.

Strangely enough, they aren't riddled with STDs until you start with them.

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

Haribo wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Haribo wrote:

Johnny Ryall wrote:It's called hormones. I'm sure you had them too.

I've made plenty of whores moan.

Is it because you refuse to pay them after the dirty deed?

They moan as I slit their whorish throats before disposing of their vile STD riddled corpses.

Strangely enough, they aren't riddled with STDs until you start with them.

Exactly. That way they can't claim to be clean while begging for their lives, and I'm guaranteed a kill

Haribo wrote:

Somebody Else's Problem wrote:

Haribo wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Haribo wrote:

Johnny Ryall wrote:It's called hormones. I'm sure you had them too.

I've made plenty of whores moan.

Is it because you refuse to pay them after the dirty deed?

They moan as I slit their whorish throats before disposing of their vile STD riddled corpses.

Strangely enough, they aren't riddled with STDs until you start with them.

Exactly. That way they can't claim to be clean while begging for their lives, and I'm guaranteed a kill

Whores and slags love it so, the happy world of Haribo….

http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_plural_form_of_the_word_status

I did not know that.