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Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:04 pm
by Dowbocop
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
jamcc wrote:
Johnny Ryall wrote:It's called hormones. I'm sure you had them too.


Yes but I didn't blast it all over the internet.


Only because we didn't have the means to back then.

To be fair I once hit the modem, but I pointed it towards my belly after that.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:14 pm
by Corazon de Leon
bigcheez2k3 wrote:No, I'm 19 and think it's stupid.


Oh, but you know what they're like Bigcheez.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:17 pm
by Skarjo
Dowbocop wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
jamcc wrote:
Johnny Ryall wrote:It's called hormones. I'm sure you had them too.


Yes but I didn't blast it all over the internet.


Only because we didn't have the means to back then.

To be fair I once hit the modem, but I pointed it towards my belly after that.

:lol:

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:18 pm
by Johnny Ryall
IT abuse, there's no excuse.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 4:58 pm
by jamcc
Skarjo wrote:
Dowbocop wrote:
Somebody Else's Problem wrote:
jamcc wrote:
Johnny Ryall wrote:It's called hormones. I'm sure you had them too.


Yes but I didn't blast it all over the internet.


Only because we didn't have the means to back then.

To be fair I once hit the modem, but I pointed it towards my belly after that.

:lol:

Glad I'm not the only one who thought that.


Reading Dowbo's post: :? .... :?

Reading's Skarjo's post: :o .... Image

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 8:29 pm
by aayl1
Just seen a great one:
love how mr.gills at paki shop calls ya 'dook' instead of 'duck'! credit 2 the bloke 4 at least tryin 2 learn the dialect lol

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:26 pm
by Jax
I think this is the third time I've posted this, but it's pretty golden. :lol:

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Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:30 pm
by Dual
I am sure i am still hung ova sitting at work when all she wants is sleep :( i should be aloud out it all goes wrong lol and thank u don for letting me snuggle under sponge bob lol x

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 9:49 pm
by zXe
(name) added Summer to his interests.

I mean seriously...

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:52 pm
by Dowbocop
zXe wrote:
(name) added Summer to his interests.

I mean seriously...

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strawberry floating perv...

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 10:56 pm
by Jax
Linked through to someone's profile, who I'm not friends with. Under Books, it says:

Jordan Bio, Jade goody


:|

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:18 pm
by Knoyleo
One of the best on mine, a mate in reference to his now ex-girlfriend:

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Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:35 pm
by Cosmo
This came through on mine earlier.

Some guy wrote:Hates each and every one of you!


This guy really strawberry floating pisses me off. :x

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:35 pm
by Curls
One thing that annoys me the most. A few of my friends do it.

' RIP THE REV YOU WILL BE MISSED DEARLY. THE WORLD HAS LOST A GREAT STAR :( :( :'( XXXXXXX'

2 hours later.

'LISTEN TO MY A7X ALBUMS. RIP THE REV YOU WILL BE SURELY MISSEDxxxxx'

2 hours later.

'SEIZE THE DAY OR DIE REGRETTING THE TIME YOU LOST ITS EMPTY AND COLE WITHOUT YOU HERE. RIP THE REV RIP RIP RIP I AM A strawberry floating ANGSTY EMO strawberry floating WHORE'

I know a celbrity has died. please stop crying to the world. And people who put things about actual friends and family members on facebook dying....ergh. I feel your sympathy....but please....dont do it, it is a tacky way of showing respect to loved ones.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:37 pm
by Cuban Pete
Knoyleo wrote:One of the best on mine, a mate in reference to his now ex-girlfriend:

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As much as it's a bit childish to it in that way, I do think that anybody who cheats on their bf/gf should be named and shamed. Horrible twats.

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:39 pm
by Glowy69
Its a heat of the moment thing. I put stuff on FB right after I split with my GF but soon realsied to take it off.

I now just use it to wind people up, post anchorman and rocky quotes and laugh at LIverpool :mrgreen:

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:43 pm
by Skippy
glowy69 wrote:Its a heat of the moment thing. I put stuff on FB right after I split with my GF but soon realsied to take it off.


I called a girl a cock-guzzling thunder banana split on facebook once :fp:

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Tue Aug 03, 2010 11:45 pm
by Glowy69
Skippy wrote:
glowy69 wrote:Its a heat of the moment thing. I put stuff on FB right after I split with my GF but soon realsied to take it off.


I called a girl a cock-guzzling thunder banana split on facebook once :fp:

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
:wub:

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Wed Aug 11, 2010 5:09 pm
by Mockmaster
if were all gods children wot made jesus so special

Re: Facebook statuses

Posted: Sat Aug 28, 2010 1:22 pm
by blackoutHERO
my fb chat is clingin together.. proper most unreliable means of communication in life.. hate it rakes


My best friend talks like that in all his online typing. It's doing my strawberry floating head in.