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Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:16 pm
by Moggy
[iup=3589624]Ad7[/iup] wrote:So is the cake 50 or 98?
It's half a cake because the mummy was too busy for her little angle.
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:30 pm
by degoose
I like this thread it's basically summarises all the crap that's on facebook without me actually going onto that bloody thing. That's a good thing as i then don't have to see tons of people putting updated pictures of their children...
... and it's 98
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:32 pm
by BTB
Today I realsied I can hide all Timehope and Buzzfeed shares on my timeline.
Best thing I've done in a while.
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:44 pm
by Moggy
[iup=3589640]degoose[/iup] wrote:I like this thread it's basically summarises all the crap that's on facebook without me actually going onto that bloody thing. That's a good thing as i then don't have to see tons of people putting updated pictures of their children...
... and it's 98
98 in crazy thick world. 50 for us geniuses.
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:48 pm
by Dual
It's 50.
I can see it. You were right 50. 50. Fifty.
Not 98.
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 3:53 pm
by TigaSefi
Slow growing bones you understand ?
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:11 pm
by Stugene
[iup=3589409]Moggy[/iup] wrote:
Mummy will slow down, just after she shares this on facebook.
The phrase "Slow down mummy" gives this image the feeling of a road safety advert.
Now you see him
Now you see him
NOW YOU SEE HIM
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:22 pm
by Jay Adama
Rhyming 'tired' with 'while'? Lazy as strawberry float.
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:29 pm
by Stugene
[iup=3589690]Jay Adama[/iup] wrote:Rhyming 'tired' with 'while'? Lazy as strawberry float.
The meter is all wrong too.
Surely
"slow down mummy,
you look ever so tired.
come sit under the duvet,
with the crotchspawn you've sired."
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 4:30 pm
by Stugene
also
"slow down mummy,
I know you work a lot.
I have no concept of working,
And I sleep in a cot."
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 5:18 pm
by Jay Adama
also "make yourself a cup tea"
cup tea
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 5:25 pm
by Fatal Exception
Demanding little gooseberry fool of a child. Mummy's busy, shut the strawberry float up.
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 5:51 pm
by more heat than light
slow down mummy, there's no need to rush
dump the kids at nursery and spend the day on candy crush
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:48 pm
by Moggy
Y wint u share my real quotes???
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 7:49 pm
by LewisD
so tru hun Xxx
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 10:30 pm
by St Nick
[iup=3589837]Moggy[/iup] wrote:Y wint u share my real quotes???
What the strawberry float is this?
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 10:31 pm
by Victor Mildew
Maeks u fink do x
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Tue Oct 14, 2014 11:42 pm
by Mini E
Close....
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 1:58 am
by jamcc
more heat than light wrote:[iup=3588493]Dual[/iup] wrote:is it 98?
50 you retard
Re: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx
Posted: Wed Oct 15, 2014 8:52 am
by Fatal Exception
A gem from the news comments today:
