The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

PostRe: The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx by **SEP** » Sat Oct 11, 2014 7:13 pm

[iup=3587496]OLIN[/iup] wrote:

Whoever made that clearly hasn't had a truly epic Mario Kart 64 session.

I'm pretty sure I have more gaming memories than fishing ones and I actually used to go fishing a lot.

Aw man, remember that time we caught that fish? Crazy times.

I caught a fish in ocarina of time. strawberry float you facebook :datass:

[iup=3583733]Poser[/iup] wrote:I have carried out a rationalisation programme following a period of consultation, and would like to advise Just a Mum of the following restructuring, to take effect immediately:

Alarm clock - can be done by an actual alarm clock. Position will therefore be made redundant.
Cook, maid and waitress - these positions will be merged into one, as none of the tasks need to be fulfilled simultaneously. Therefore cook and waitress will be made redundant, and you will each be applying for the position of Head Maid.
Teacher - the state has supplied free education for children for many years now, therefore your position is redundant.
Nurse - see 'teacher', but remove 'free education' and add 'free healthcare'. FYI, sticking a plaster to a grazed knee and administering calpol does not make you a nurse.
Referee - this makes no sense and the position is therefore redundant.
Security officer - by this, if you mean 'keeping an eye on your children', then it should be a role that you can complete as part of your other duties. The position is therefore being made redundant.
Photographer - nobody wants to see pictures of your minging children. This position is therefore being made redundant.
Counselor - assuming you are fulfilling your role as Just a Mum correctly, this will not be required. This position is therefore to be made redundant.
Event planner - hiring a bouncy castle and putting some Iceland food on paper plates is NOT an event. Redundant.
There is no such thing as the boogie man. You should be telling your children this, rather than lying to them by appearing to scare away a non-existent entity. They'll end up needing a counselor the way you're carrying on, love.

Following this restructure, you have the joint titles of Head Maid, hairdresser and chauffeur. I hope I've made your life easier.

Thank you for this.

I nearly saw it in the wild this morning... I was so close!

To be honest I was marvelling at the spelling and punctuation. Then the last sentence happened.

to help me get threw

Should that not read 'thrown'?

Facebook in not being good at Math shock.
And wildly exaggerating use of the word 'Genius'.

Someone on Facebook genuinely asking what percentage of their income should be spent on charity and fundraising. strawberry float off.

[iup=3588403]Lagamorph[/iup] wrote:Facebook in not being good at Math shock.

Haha

[iup=3588402]aayl1[/iup] wrote:

Da sister died at only 2 and so is 4eva specal. Wiv da angles now xxx :cry:

That girl looks pretty good for 100

is it 98?

[iup=3588493]Dual[/iup] wrote:is it 98?

50 you retard

My brain keeps telling me it is 98 too :lol:

this topic makes me angry :lol:

jesus

I've ran multiple calculations on this question but I am still getting 98.

The Facebook Thread - u ok hun xx

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