Now my dear judges you may look at Sexy Like Iain Dowie FC and be wondering who the hell half these players are, are any of them any good and would they work well together? Well lets look at the players and see why this side is the best in the competition:
Goalkeeper - Rob GreenIt's no secret that I am an avid West Ham fan, so at first this inclusion may seem slightly biased, but I can assure you that is not entirely the case. Green is one of the most consistent and underrated keepers in the Premiership, he's a fantastic shot stopper, reliable and he's an English keeper who can save penalties, what more could you want!
Right Back - Gregory van der Wiel21 years old and probably one of the brightest prospects in the game right now, he was recently voted Ajax's Talent of the year and also made his debut for the Netherlands national team in February. He's competent going forward, he already has 2 goals in 40 odd appearances, as well as excellent defensively, a corking player who has a big future ahead of him.
Centre Back - BrenoA 19 year old Brazillian who was in the middle of a bidding war between Real, Milan and Munich (who he eventually signed for) which tells you something about how highly he's rated. He stands at 6 and a half foot and is built like a bus, yet despite this he can also play elegant football that you'd expect from a Brazillian, they'll be very few strikers willing to try and get past this monster of a defender and few at the opposite end who'll be willing to be marking him when he goes up for set pieces.
Centre Back - Rafael MárquezThe most experienced member of the defense and a damn good player to boot. Anyone who's good enough to play for Barca and captain Mexico has to be something special right? One of the best readers of the game and also a great distributer of the ball, he's also rather versatile and can play in midfield or at right back if needs be, a player who many wish would be lining up for their side each week.
Left Back - Urby EmanuelsonAnother Dutch player, they know how to produce good wing backs do those Dutch. Another winner of Ajax's talent of the year 3 years ago, Urby has many similar traits to those of his Dutch colleague in the side, being both excellent defensively and attacking wise, he can also take a mean set piece when the time comes.
Defensive Midfield - XaviThere's a reason he was the player first picked in the draft, possibly the best player in the world right now, but shocking ignored in the place of more attacking based players. Still he was voted Player of Euro 2008, as without him Spain would have ended up without the trophy and also recently MOTM in the Champions League final, which featured the 'superior' Ronaldo, Henry, Messi and Rooney. The best distributer of the ball in the game, a great tackler and he's competent going forward as well, a great all rounder and a player who only plays in successful team, such as this one
Centre Midfield - Jack CollisonIf this lad was English the media would be creaming themselves over this lad right now, unfortunately he chose to play for Wales and is ignored as such. Another product of the West Ham youth academy and surely, but sadly, destined for bigger things, he can score goals as well as set them up.
Centre Midfield - João MoutinhoJust watch this, yes he's that good, all the time
Attacking Midfield - Sebastian GiovincoIf Juventus rate him then he can't be gooseberry fool can he? One of Italian footballs brightest prospects, he does his job of creating goals, scoring them and generally being a pain in the rear end of defenses with his mazy running and lightning pace, a force that none of these other sides will want to be up against.
Striker - DIMITAR Berbatov!Most of the Man U fans on here moan like crazy about this man, because he's lazy, doesn't score enough and is just a waste of money. But that's because the system at United doesn't suit his style of play, he's one of the best players I've seen live (and I've seen many), because he's so amazingly talented. In this system he'll be back to his best, scoring numerous goals and also providing them for his team mates, I pity the fool who'll be trying to deal with this master of his craft.
Stiker - Klaas-Jan HuntelaarThe Hunter and with a nickname like that it tells you exactly what he does. In 3 years at Ajax he scored 76 goals in 92 games which earned him a move to Real where he scored 8 in 20, mostly being used as a sub. He's the all time leading scorer for the Dutch under 21s and has been labelled by some as the new Van Basten
If you see him on the team sheet against you, you'd better hope you've put an army in front of the goal, because it's the only way you're going to stop this man from scoring.