Father Ted is brilliant

PostFather Ted is brilliant by **Johnny Ryall** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:22 pm

Discuss.

Ted: Well it looks bad all right. I gave Doctor Sinnot the symptoms over the phone and he says he's probably dead, all right. The pulse not being there is bad enough, but the heart stopping is the real danger sign.

Dougal: That happened to my uncle and he was fine afterwards.

Ted: His heart stopped? For how long?

Dougal: A week.

Ted: A week? Really? And he was fine afterwards?

Dougal (thinking): Actually, no. Now I think of it, he died.

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Rubix** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:32 pm

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PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Johnny Ryall** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:33 pm

You're so boring. Really.

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Rubix** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:39 pm

Good One!

PostFather Ted is brilliant by **Frank** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:41 pm

The ants are back, Ted.

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Lonely Angel** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:45 pm

All right. This is a long shot, but it's our only hope. I'm going to leave this paper and pencil here, and hopefully in the morning, God will have written down what we should do, okay?

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Knoyleo** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:50 pm

What's happening? I'm scared.

I don't know how to tell you this but, Mrs Doyle, in an unusual move, has baked a jumper in the cake.

I'm going to get sick. This is terrible. This is the worst thing that's ever happened to me. I'm not wearing a cake jumper. This is horrible. Yuck.

I'll eat the cake, though.

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Lagamorph** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:54 pm

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Rubix** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 10:57 pm

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Dangerblade** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:05 pm

YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL?!

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Vermin** » Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:17 pm

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **chalkitdown** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:11 am

But Ted!!! It's the directors cut!!!

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Spindash** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:33 am

I don't believe in organised religion.

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Skarjo** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:36 am

"See Dougal, this cow is small, but the cows out there are far away"

"....No Ted, I'm still not getting it."

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Vermin** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:40 am

Uh. You're making me remember the episodes with Graham Norton in.

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Lagamorph** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:43 am

TimeGhost wrote:Uh. You're making me remember the episodes with Graham Norton in.

I'm putting you on my list of enemies

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Victor Mildew** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:32 pm

I think Norton is really funny in father ted (no homo).

"I DON'T BELIEEEEEEEEVE IT!"

"Did he enjoy it ted?"

"no."

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Tafdolphin** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 3:35 pm

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **Squinty** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:30 pm

So I hear you're a racist now, Father!

One of the best comedy shows ever.

PostRe: Father Ted is brilliant by **floydfreak** » Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:31 pm

"would you like a cuppa tea father"
"No"
"Just one, a little sip"

Father Ted is brilliant

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