FHM's Sexiest Women In The World 2012

Natalie Portman at 71? WHAT THE BLUE strawberry float?

Denster wrote:Natalie Portman at 71? WHAT THE BLUE strawberry float?

Its one very strawberry floated up list

I think jamcc did pretty good there.

kaley cuoco should be higher, too. She's mint!

Yeah she should, her and Alison Brie

This list is a strawberry floating joke.

Cher Lloyd? I wouldn't even spunk in my hand and throw it at her.

Rita Ora
Very yummy.

Denster wrote:Natalie Portman at 71? WHAT THE BLUE strawberry float?

No, the blue strawberry float is Zoe Saldana. Who isn't even on the list.

Denster wrote:This list is a strawberry floating joke.

Cher Lloyd? I wouldn't even spunk in my hand and throw it at her.

Yes you would.

Pretty garbage list, but it usually is really. Top 2 sexiest women in the world are Tulisa and Cheryl Tweedy? Christ.

Cheryl is pretty bangin though if we're honest.

Yeah she isn't bad certainly wouldn't complain if I had the chance

Falsey wrote:Cheryl is pretty bangin though if we're honest.

I've never been a fan. She's attractive for sure, but not the 2nd sexiest woman in the world. She's too robotic and weird and bland to be considered "sexy" anyway. She has about as much attitude as a pen lid (first thing I saw on my desk that I thought didn't have much attitude).

The way these lists are I'm surprised Imogen Thomas wasn't 3rd.

SandyCoin wrote:

Falsey wrote:Cheryl is pretty bangin though if we're honest.

I've never been a fan. She's attractive for sure, but not the 2nd sexiest woman in the world. She's too robotic and weird and bland to be considered "sexy" anyway. She has about as much attitude as a pen lid (first thing I saw on my desk that I thought didn't have much attitude).

The way these lists are I'm surprised Imogen Thomas wasn't 3rd.

What do you mean by attitude?

She has a cracking body (dem legs ), pretty looking, and her accent is cute as strawberry float. I dunno, Id say shes a good deal, but I guess physical attraction is all subjective.

Falsey wrote:

SandyCoin wrote:

Falsey wrote:Cheryl is pretty bangin though if we're honest.

I've never been a fan. She's attractive for sure, but not the 2nd sexiest woman in the world. She's too robotic and weird and bland to be considered "sexy" anyway. She has about as much attitude as a pen lid (first thing I saw on my desk that I thought didn't have much attitude).

The way these lists are I'm surprised Imogen Thomas wasn't 3rd.

What do you mean by attitude?

She has a cracking body (dem legs ), pretty looking, and her accent is cute as strawberry float. I dunno, Id say shes a good deal, but I guess physical attraction is all subjective.

She does have an attitude.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3207822.stm

Cuban Pete wrote:I think the list says more about FHM and its readers.

It used to be a good mag 10 years ago and the lists were pretty much bang on.

I thought this too, but was perhaps remembering wrong. I haven't seen a list I remotely agree with in years. Seems to just be who was in the news a couple of months before the mag went to print and then that person is number 1. Flavour of the month stuff. Next year if Tulisa is in the top 20 I will be shocked. Unless she accidently has anoooother tape released.

@Falsey - What do I mean by attitude? I guess it's hard to explain really . I'm not a fan of her at all so never see much of her on anything as when I see her I turn it over straight away. Thank god she's more of a nobody these days. But attitude goes hand in hand with sexy. Sexy isn't just whether someone is pretty. To me she seems seriously boring. Just this dopey nothing-ness. An empty talentless shell. I actually wouldn't be surprised if she was dead and her corpse had puppeters carrying her around all day. Probably why she's caked in so much make up. Ok I would be shocked really as that would be rather messed up in reality. But the point still stands! Just when I see her I never see her as "sexy". Just attractive. Obviously way better than anyone I could get but that's a given. She's just very hit and miss, and her weight seems to fluctuate too much. One minute she looks like she has a nice slightly curvy body. The next her face looks like michael jackson and her legs are thinner and bonier than a 10 year old.

The accent is ok I guess. Not a fan of the Geordie accent on the whole though.

Moggy

Moggy wrote:

Falsey wrote:

SandyCoin wrote:

Falsey wrote:Cheryl is pretty bangin though if we're honest.

I've never been a fan. She's attractive for sure, but not the 2nd sexiest woman in the world. She's too robotic and weird and bland to be considered "sexy" anyway. She has about as much attitude as a pen lid (first thing I saw on my desk that I thought didn't have much attitude).

The way these lists are I'm surprised Imogen Thomas wasn't 3rd.

What do you mean by attitude?

She has a cracking body (dem legs ), pretty looking, and her accent is cute as strawberry float. I dunno, Id say shes a good deal, but I guess physical attraction is all subjective.

She does have an attitude.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3207822.stm

Bit of a while ago.... everyone makes mistakes when young and then grows up to learn from them.

Errkal wrote:

Moggy wrote:

Falsey wrote:

SandyCoin wrote:

Falsey wrote:Cheryl is pretty bangin though if we're honest.

I've never been a fan. She's attractive for sure, but not the 2nd sexiest woman in the world. She's too robotic and weird and bland to be considered "sexy" anyway. She has about as much attitude as a pen lid (first thing I saw on my desk that I thought didn't have much attitude).

The way these lists are I'm surprised Imogen Thomas wasn't 3rd.

What do you mean by attitude?

She has a cracking body (dem legs ), pretty looking, and her accent is cute as strawberry float. I dunno, Id say shes a good deal, but I guess physical attraction is all subjective.

She does have an attitude.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/3207822.stm

Bit of a while ago.... everyone makes mistakes when young and then grows up to learn from them.

It's ok, she has now grown up and has learned her lesson.

SandyCoin wrote:

Falsey wrote:Cheryl is pretty bangin though if we're honest.

I've never been a fan. She's attractive for sure, but not the 2nd sexiest woman in the world. She's too robotic and weird and bland to be considered "sexy" anyway. She has about as much attitude as a pen lid (first thing I saw on my desk that I thought didn't have much attitude).

The way these lists are I'm surprised Imogen Thomas wasn't 3rd.

strawberry float you sandy. strawberry float you.

She should be number one.

Great body, lovely accent, amazing eyes

Imogen

Perfect body? To me a perfect body doesn't include a strawberry floated up as gooseberry fool boob job. High standards though I guess.

People like you make beautiful natural women scar their bodies! For shame.

SandyCoin wrote:Perfect body? To me a perfect body doesn't include a strawberry floated up as gooseberry fool boob job. High standards though I guess.

People like you make beautiful natural women scar their bodies! For shame.

I liked her before her boob job. Its her eyes I think, they arent fake are they?

She just needs to do another "tape"