Fleshlight recommendations?
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Songwriter
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Wedgie
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Denster wrote:My phone messaged me yesterday after i'd encouraged him to download and play the RESi demo.
Super Intelligent Phones Are Here!!!! We are dooooomed!
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LewisD
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I recommend you don't use an oil based lubricant.
I learnt the hard way
I learnt the hard way
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Neo Cortex
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Wedgie wrote:/predictable
Ask No 1 Final Fantasy Fan. He's got a fleshlight shaped like Michael Jackson's arse.
I nearly spat out my beer then
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Preezy
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I've heard you can get them based on peoples jibblets, like Puma Swede 
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Preezy
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Oxx wrote:Wedgie wrote:/predictable
Ask No 1 Final Fantasy Fan. He's got a fleshlight shaped like Michael Jackson's arse.
Just Beat It.
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Wedgie
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Denster wrote:My phone messaged me yesterday after i'd encouraged him to download and play the RESi demo.
Super Intelligent Phones Are Here!!!! We are dooooomed!
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Knoyleo
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Preezy wrote:I've heard you can get them based on peoples jibblets, like Puma Swede
If you're going to get a fleshlight modeled on a porn star's minge, you might as well save yourself the cash and strawberry float the inside of a Pringles tube.
pjbetman wrote:That's the stupidest thing ive ever read on here i think.
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Wedgie
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That's what MJ would say when bummed by a rabid fanboy.
Denster wrote:My phone messaged me yesterday after i'd encouraged him to download and play the RESi demo.
Super Intelligent Phones Are Here!!!! We are dooooomed!
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Oxx wrote:Wedgie wrote:/predictable
Ask No 1 Final Fantasy Fan. He's got a fleshlight shaped like Michael Jackson's arse.
Just Beat It.
strawberry floating hell that made me laugh far more than it should have done.
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Preezy
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Knoyleo wrote:Preezy wrote:I've heard you can get them based on peoples jibblets, like Puma Swede
If you're going to get a fleshlight modeled on a porn star's minge, you might as well save yourself the cash and strawberry float the inside of a Pringles tube.
Yeah I already tried that, but I got salt and vinegar in me japs eye
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LewisD wrote:I recommend you don't use an oil based lubricant.
I learnt the hard way
What happened?
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blackoutHERO
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Preezy
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blackoutHERO wrote:Pringles tube + Gummy worms or mashed up jelly babies = Homemade Fleshlight
Nice
Bit of syrup or something greasy for the lube though. Maybe a bit of olive oil - extra virgin, of course
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blackoutHERO
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Preezy wrote:blackoutHERO wrote:Pringles tube + Gummy worms or mashed up jelly babies = Homemade Fleshlight
Nice
Bit of syrup or something greasy for the lube though. Maybe a bit of olive oil - extra virgin, of course
My mates idea. He should be locked up.
I hope the Spar has olive oil.
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