Flobber wrote:That's right. I done a podcast. I'm doing it done right now. They asked me to talk into a microphone, record it, save it as an MP3, and distribute it on iTunes for the world to download at their leisure...but I told them where to stick it. The "it" in this case is the American flag, and "where" is at the top of a pole so people can salue it and stuff. Then I slugged them one.
I also have a Twitter account. If you type in "@FlobberWarHero", nothing will happen. I lied before. Twitter is for commies. We didn't have Twitter back in Korea. No, we only had Bebo. It took ages to view pictures though, they didn't have the internet back in the 50s. Stalin shot it with his Magnum. Bastard.
I hope you're enjoying my podcast. If you have an iPod, throw it in a lake. We didn't have iPods in the army, we had guns and grenades and zip-lines. One time I zip-lined from the summit of Mount Killamanjericho right into Mussolini's palace. I smashed through his stained-glass ceiling right when he was eating supper. "Who dares interrupt my Honey Loops?" he whispered into my ear. "Flobber!" I typed onto his typewriter. I then biffed him in the ear and cracked a chair over his head.
If you have any questions for next week's podcast, just email me at
idonthaveanemailaddress@youstupidgoon.com. You could "Tweet" me, but then I'd have to zip-line into your house and block up all your USB ports with jam.
