The Football Thread 2017-18

[Winckle]

Didn’t realise Salah is the top scorer in PL.

He's the best.

Stadium went mental when his first one went in, he just needs a decent chant now.

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Didn’t realise Salah is the top scorer in PL.

He's the best.

Stadium went mental when his first one went in, he just needs a decent chant now.

Que Salah Salah?

[more heat than light]

Surely it's Super Salah go ballistic [opposition team name here] are atrocious.

[Winckle]

Didn’t realise Salah is the top scorer in PL.

He's the best.

Stadium went mental when his first one went in, he just needs a decent chant now.

Que Salah Salah?

Ha, my friend and I did try that as "Mo Salah, Salah". But it's already used for Gerrard at Liverpool.

Surely it's Super Salah go ballistic [opposition team name here] are atrocious.

That's not bad!

[Preezy]

Ha, my friend and I did try that as "Mo Salah, Salah". But it's already used for Gerrard at Liverpool.

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, whatever will be, will be. He slipped and they blew the league, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

[Benzin]

Ha, my friend and I did try that as "Mo Salah, Salah". But it's already used for Gerrard at Liverpool.

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, whatever will be, will be. He slipped and they blew the league, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

That's a crap version, the real version is:

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, he slipped on his strawberry floating arse, he gave it to Demba Ba, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard!

[bear]

Ha, my friend and I did try that as "Mo Salah, Salah". But it's already used for Gerrard at Liverpool.

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, whatever will be, will be. He slipped and they blew the league, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

This is pretty embarrassing. If you're going to post up the chant trolling Gerrard you could at least get it right and not this PG nonsense.

[bear]

Benzin gets it.

[Preezy]

Ha, my friend and I did try that as "Mo Salah, Salah". But it's already used for Gerrard at Liverpool.

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, whatever will be, will be. He slipped and they blew the league, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

This is pretty embarrassing. If you're going to post up the chant trolling Gerrard you could at least get it right and not this PG nonsense.

Made it up on the spot, I regret nothing

[Photek]

Didn’t realise Salah is the top scorer in PL.

He's the best.

Stadium went mental when his first one went in, he just needs a decent chant now.

Thought the Kolo you’re chant was augmented to Salah? (2 unlimited) Mo, Mo, Mo Mo
, Mo Mo etc.

[Benzin]

Benzin gets it.

Sung it many times at THAT 3-3

[Photek]

I bet you watch the highlights of that match daily with some music from the lightning seeds laid over it.

[Winckle]

Ha, my friend and I did try that as "Mo Salah, Salah". But it's already used for Gerrard at Liverpool.

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, whatever will be, will be. He slipped and they blew the league, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

This is pretty embarrassing. If you're going to post up the chant trolling Gerrard you could at least get it right and not this PG nonsense.

You have to actually go the match to hear the words properly

[Preezy]

Ha, my friend and I did try that as "Mo Salah, Salah". But it's already used for Gerrard at Liverpool.

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, whatever will be, will be. He slipped and they blew the league, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

This is pretty embarrassing. If you're going to post up the chant trolling Gerrard you could at least get it right and not this PG nonsense.

You have to actually go the match to hear the words properly

You're right, I've not been to see Liverpool. I've sadly been to Stamford Bridge a couple of times this past year, for my sins

[Benzin]

I bet you watch the highlights of that match daily with some music from the lightning seeds laid over it.

Nah this one

[Photek]

As if I’m clicking on that.

[Curls]

It's pretty funny

[PES Fan]

That cheered me up, until I realised he'd be nailed on to go to Everton now...

Wonder if he's paid Palace the money yet......

Everton are not hiring him. They have doubts over Big Sam and his sides play much better football than how Pulis sets up. More likely Swansea and their American owners probably wouldn’t mind somebody like him. I don’t think he fits the profile for Jenkins but I’m not sure how much influence he has at Swansea these days.

It’s sad to see though we are in mid November and already a quarter of the managers have been sacked. Then you have Clement who will most likely go after one more defeat or Swansea may just decide with West Brom sacking their manager that they may need to react too. Then you got the Silva/Dyche situation.

Wouldn’t be against a manager transfer window where you can only sack managers in January or whatever. But something needs to be done. Don’t get me wrong Pulis deserved to go as 2 wins in 21 is shocking. In 3-4 years time we probably could see more than 10 sackings per season.

[Winckle]

Ha, my friend and I did try that as "Mo Salah, Salah". But it's already used for Gerrard at Liverpool.

Steve Gerrard, Gerrard, whatever will be, will be. He slipped and they blew the league, Steve Gerrard, Gerrard

This is pretty embarrassing. If you're going to post up the chant trolling Gerrard you could at least get it right and not this PG nonsense.

You have to actually go the match to hear the words properly

You're right, I've not been to see Liverpool. I've sadly been to Stamford Bridge a couple of times this past year, for my sins

I've got tickets for Chelsea this Saturday. I expect I'll be hearing this:

[more heat than light]

Surely it's Super Salah go ballistic [opposition team name here] are atrocious.

That's not bad!

I have taken this warm praise as incentive to go all the way with a full on chant. Behold.

Super Salah go ballistic Chelsea are atrocious
Every time he gets the ball he sticks it in the goalposts
Now Klopp's out of pocket 'cos of his goalscoring bonus
Super Salah go ballistic Chelsea are atrocious!

I'll get my coat.