The Football Thread 2017-18

[Irene Demova]

Amazing

[Kanbei]

What a goal from Asensio!

[BOR]

Is anybody watching Barcelona vs Real Madrid?

Yup, Suarez dives for a penalty and it's given, Ronaldo scores a worldie and gets sent off for not diving 2 minutes later

Is anybody watching Barcelona vs Real Madrid?

Yep. Ronaldo has livened it right up. Same old cheating going on, of course.

It's a crazy game.

Real Madrid just scored 3-1.

[Blue Eyes]

Oh my days, what a hit by Asensio!

[KK]

I don't know what we've done to deserve 2 straight nights of Alan Shearer punditry.

[Drumstick]

I'm not sure I can name a footballer thicker than Jonjo Shelvey

Nile Ranger has to be up there.

[Corazon de Leon]

I'm not sure I can name a footballer thicker than Jonjo Shelvey

Nile Ranger has to be up there.

Leigh Griffiths is pretty thick.

[Preezy]

With Shelvey it's a combination of a lack of intelligence and a genuine nasty streak. He always comes across as an absolute bellend.

[SandyCoin]

What's a good site for highlights these days? I saw the United game but nothing else. I used to go to footytube but that seems to be hard to find videos that haven't been removed.

[BOR]

What's a good site for highlights these days? I saw the United game but nothing else. I used to go to footytube but that seems to be hard to find videos that haven't been removed.

Match of the Day on iPlayer?

[SandyCoin]

What's a good site for highlights these days? I saw the United game but nothing else. I used to go to footytube but that seems to be hard to find videos that haven't been removed.

Match of the Day on iPlayer?

Sadly it doesn't work outside the UK.

[BOR]

What's a good site for highlights these days? I saw the United game but nothing else. I used to go to footytube but that seems to be hard to find videos that haven't been removed.

Match of the Day on iPlayer?

Sadly it doesn't work outside the UK.

Ah, there is another way to watch the Premiership highlights is sign up a free Sky email and download the Sky Sports app. Watch from there.

Hope it helps you.

[Mafro]

twitter.com/BBCSport/status/897060035460829184

Uh oh.

twitter.com/BBCSport/status/897056762322464769

Bit of a weird signing.

[Saint of Killers]

twitter.com/BBCSport/status/897056762322464769

Bit of a weird signing.

35m irl lol.

Just catching up with Sunday Supplement and holy floop if they didn't just crucify Conte! Almost all of 'em went in on him.

[Photek]

The Sunday Supplement is as vacuous as it is stupid.

[Blue Eyes]

The Sunday Supplement is as vacuous as it is stupid.

Er...isn't vacuous a synonym for stupid?

[Saint of Killers]

Not in moments such as the Conte one where you can tell at least one of 'em has been briefed by Chelsea. Then it's hi-larious viewing.

[Saint of Killers]

Thesaurus backfire.

[Hypes]

twitter.com/BBCSport/status/897060035460829184

Uh oh.

That's no change from what was expected last week even before he handed in the transfer request

[Photek]

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