Forumite Forfeit 2009 - Cuttooth vs JK

Hi and welcome to day 2 of Forumite Forfeit 2009. In the last forfeit contest, we saw a landslide victory as DML's Klingon fancy dress forfeit was simply too good to turn down. Happily, MCN has embraced his punishment with open arms >>><<<.

Remember, YOU have the power to decide which forumite you want to see do their forfeit. Make it count and please comment in the thread.

Now we move onto a faceoff I like to call 'The Battle of the two forumites who have differently sized names'

CUTTOOTH VS JK

Cuttooth's proposed forfeit for JK

Cuttooth wrote:JK's internet trek isn't over. Each day for one week he must scour the internet for the creepiest, weirdest, and worst websites and forums and report back with what he finds. Like the Weekend Web you'll find on Something Awful I want to see bizarre fetish sites, strange communities of people who shouldn't be allowed to be online, the laughable opinions of BNP, Sun, and Daily Mail board goers, and the most banal YouTube videos and blogs.

Show me the internet JK.

JK's proposed forfeit for Cuttooth

JK wrote:Whenever Cuttooth posts in a thread for the next week, he must do it while assuming one of the following personalities:

1) A Victorian gentleman thief who intends to steal the OP's favourite diamond

2) A pimp who is trying to force his 'wares' upon the OP or anybody else in the thread

3) A politician, recently accused of seedy sexual practices, trying to clear his name with the public

4) A dog

The choice of which is up to him, although he should do all of them at least once.

Vote away!

The poll will run for 24 hours.

Cuttooths is pretty good...JK's is a bit poop though.

Cuttooth please. Mainly because the dog part of his forfeit made me lol.

The "personalities" thing would just annoy me after a while. So I went for the one JK has to do.

Neither are amazing, though.

I quite like the sound of Cuttooth's. Lulz will be had.

Cuttooth, please.

aaronayl1 wrote:Neither are amazing, though.

I'm voting for your forfeit now mister.

JK wrote:
aaronayl1 wrote:Neither are amazing, though.

I'm voting for your forfeit now mister.

Sorry, hun, I didn't see the signup thread in time.

I would have totally been in, though.

Hm, I'll go with Cuttooth's. :shifty:

Cuttooth.

Looks like it will be Cuttooth unless there is a dramatic reversal.

Thank God it isn't anything like MCN's. :lol:

Cuttooth wrote:Thank God it isn't anything like MCN's.

Nothing shall beat my Klingon attire!

MCN wrote:
Cuttooth wrote:Thank God it isn't anything like MCN's.

Nothing shall beat my Klingon attire!

Watch this space :lol:

I voted for Cuttooth to do multiple personalities. Mainly because the last time he did this, poor JK spent a week over at the US forum.

It's probably a hopeless case but I voted for JK's forfeit. I'm genuinely interested in what he'd be able to find.

Final countdown before Cuttooth begins his punishment.....

The gentleman thief one won the vote for me

I'd like to congratulate JK for creating this forfeit. 'Tis mightily entertaining.

Agreed. Cuttooth is making a real go of it, which is heartwarming to see.

Forumite Forfeit 2009 - Cuttooth vs JK

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