Friday Questionnaire 06/03/09

PostFriday Questionnaire 06/03/09

Last week, Gandalf wrote:Sorry Mocky, but I think I'll give this weeks questions a miss, as they're dull.

1) Where and when did you last have a wank?

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone?

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then?

4) What was your first ever job?

5) What are your plans for the weekend?

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against?

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be?

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose?

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer).

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger?

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'?

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1) Where and when did you last have a wank? - Last night, in my living room

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone? - Took her on a shopping trip to the Metro Centre. That was when I had money.

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then? - Yes, but the forum will just be me, Hugo, Fishfingers and Rik

4) What was your first ever job? - Paper round

5) What are your plans for the weekend? - Wank myself to death

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against? - To be totally honest, I'd have to say Muslims, because I've had some rough times at the hands of a few of the more extreme ones. Sorry to any muslims on the forum.

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be? - Freddie Mercury

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose? - The 1980s

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer). - I'd tell myself to cut and run from my father at the first opportunity

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger? - Bruce Willis. I strawberry floating love Die Hard

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'? - My brother. He's remarkably smart for someone with no GCSEs

PostRe: Friday Questionnaire 06/03/09

) Where and when did you last have a wank? My wife does that for me now.

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone? Proposed

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then? Yes and it will be a lot of the same people.

4) What was your first ever job? Paper Round

5) What are your plans for the weekend? Working Saturday and playing Killzone 2 Sunday

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against? Bankers

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be? Elvis

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose? 80's

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer). Invent Waggle

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnie

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'? My mate from school Nick.

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1) Where and when did you last have a wank?
I'm 46 this year. I believe I've earned the right not to have to answer this question.

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone?
Saved them the heartache of letting them think I loved them. It always amazed me how ready some young guys were to mistake a casual interest for something more meaningful. Lust is not love - but it's too easy for some to confuse the two.

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then?
It will have been overrun by Hellknights, due to Garth's casual disregard for portal technology. And the textures will still be rubbish.

4) What was your first ever job?
Paper round.

5) What are your plans for the weekend?
Not a lot, really. Mosey on over to the local games store and see what's doing...

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against?
We are all naturally predisposed to some form of latent racism, whatever our race, colour or creed. It's in our nature. I'm not especially racist, though I guess living with two black guys helps keeps my behaviour in check.

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be?
Dirk Bogarde.

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose?
1970's

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer).
"Don't worry about the bankruptcy. It's going to change your life around and set you free, so stop fretting. Things will work themselves out just fine."

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Brucie. Every time.

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'?[/quote]
Mark. He knows something about everything.

PostRe: Friday Questionnaire 06/03/09

1) Where and when did you last have a wank? Can't remember TBH.

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone? Proposed to my wife on her birthday. She thought it was romantic, I saw it as a way not to buy her a present/save money. Most expensive birthday present I ever got someone, I'm still paying for it.

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then? Probably not on here. It will be full of trolls and billy goat gruffs.

4) What was your first ever job? Working on a my mate's dad's fruit and veg stall

5) What are your plans for the weekend? Just moved house so I will be shifting boxes about and constructing flat pack furniture then attempting to play KZ2 with a hand mangled by prolonged use of a screwdriver.

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against? Chavs/neds

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be? Philip K Dick

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose? 70's

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer). Tell myself to pay the rent on time and not to be so selfish. Oh and if I had the time pop in and say hello to my folks and suggest they go for a check up esp the oseophagial region.

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger? Brucie

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'? Dave from work for those cricket questions.

PostRe: Friday Questionnaire 06/03/09

1) Where and when did you last have a wank? I can't remember

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone? Bought a ring from Tiffanys and told her I loved her.

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then? I'll probably be here. I might not even need a PC to browse it.

4) What was your first ever job? Paper round

5) What are your plans for the weekend? Newcastle tonight, then chillax to the max.

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against? Women. I have no idea whether that's a joke or not.

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be? Jeff Buckley

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose? 1970's

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer). Please grow up, you annoying little shite.

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger? Arnie.

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'? I wouldn't trust anyone with giving me the right answer, therefore I'd leave myself a voicemail.

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Brerlappins little hat wrote: What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone?
Romantic trip to paris followed by anal sex

Very Last Tango in Paris, unless of course you were the receiver. :shock:

PostRe: Friday Questionnaire 06/03/09

1) last night in bed.
2) Meal followed by a nice romantic massage. I could count gifts / flowers and gooseberry fool. Or telling someone I love them and meaning it. It all feels marred by pain now though.
3) Nah, it will be dead by then. There's nothing to attract new users
4) Delivering leaflets.
5) strawberry float all. Probably clean my room, watch a load of films
6) Fat people
7) I was going to say Freddie Mercury, but MCN got there first. Instead I'll lsay Hitler, just for the lulz.
8) 80's
9) Study for a higher paying job. Like dentistry
10) Arnie
11) My brother, he's computer savvy and can be sat on Wikipedia.

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1) Where and when did you last have a wank?
Wednesday morning, bathroom.

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone?
Probably not hitting on Chelsea :lol:

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then?
I like it here but I hope I'll be using it less by then

4) What was your first ever job?
Paperboy from 2003 to 2006

5) What are your plans for the weekend?
Work and vanquishing this cold

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against?
Probably Asian folk

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be?
Jesus

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose?
Oh this is tough! Probably the 90s so I could watch Jurassic Park for ever

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer).
For the love of all that is holy do not go to Kingston University, go somewhere and get the strawberry float out of that house!

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Arnie, has to be

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'?
The sensible answer would be my Dad but for lols sake I'd go with Becka

PostRe: Friday Questionnaire 06/03/09

1) Where and when did you last have a wank? My bedroom, a couple of days ago.

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone? Stayed out of their love life...

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then? I'll still be here, although the admin will run things from the GRcade space station.

4) What was your first ever job? Hopefully I'll never be able to answer this one.

5) What are your plans for the weekend? Make big monies betting on the football.

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against? Muslims. If TV has taught me anything, it's that most of them are terrorists.

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be? Brian Clough.

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose? Tough one, and I hate to miss out on Commando, but I'm going to have to say the 90s. There's plenty of Arnie goodness in T2 and Total Recall, plus there's the majority of Kevin Smith's films.

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer). I'd tell myself to get an N64 ASAP. I only got one in 2001 when it was coming towards the end of it's lifespan, and without it I wouldn't be the Nintendo fanboy that I am today.

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger? Blates Arnie. Then Stallone > Willis > Van Damme.

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'? My Mum.

PostRe: Friday Questionnaire 06/03/09

1) Where and when did you last have a wank? Wednesday, in front of Tube8.

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone? Proprosing to my fiancee in front of all her friends and family at midnight on her 30th birthday party.

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then? Unfortunately I can see myself still being here, but hopefully I'll be posting from LA on some crazy-fast laptop. The forum will be in fine fettle, although we'll have had to lock Cal in a "Conspiracies" sub-folder.

4) What was your first ever job? Paper round when I was 14.

5) What are your plans for the weekend? Hopefully see a couple of films, watch Lost and Galactica, go out for a meal and drinks. Stuff.

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against? People who can't string a coherent sentence together.

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be? Freddie Mercury.

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose? The seventies.

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer). Invest in shitloads of property and sell it all in 2007.

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger? 80s Arnie.

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'? My friend Rick.

PostRe: Friday Questionnaire 06/03/09

Eighthours wrote:7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be? Freddie Mercury.

o/

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1) Where and when did you last have a wank?
Oooh ain't he bold?

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone?
Living happily ever after until the end of our days.

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then?
Yes. The forum's name will have changed to "GRCade-O-Tron 5000" and it'll be predominantly silver.

4) What was your first ever job?
Paperboy.

5) What are your plans for the weekend?
I'd like to say "none", but I have to go on a business trip to Bavaria- leaving on Sunday. Arse.

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against?
Neo Nazis.

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be?
Oscar Wilde.

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose?
The Seventies - Midnight Cowboy, The Godfather I&II, Papillon, Get Carter, Dirty Harry, Jaws, Star Wars, Close Encounters Of The Third Kind, Apocalypse Now, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Bedknobs And Broomsticks, Warlords Of Atlantis, erm, The Cat From Outer Space...

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer).
I'd hide - that's what you're supposed to do if you see yourself in the past.

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger?
A close call between Sly and Bruce. Bruce has the better filmography, but I'm going for Sly simply because he wrote Rocky.

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'?
My dad.

PostRe: Friday Questionnaire 06/03/09

1) Where and when did you last have a wank? Wednesday, here.

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone? Dunno. So much choice.

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then? No, and very bad.

4) What was your first ever job? Library Assistant - Summer job

5) What are your plans for the weekend? None at all.

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against? Humanity in general.

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be? Helen of Troy

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose? Dunno. Either the Forties or the Eighties.

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer). Don't get married.

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger? Snog, marry or avoid?

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'? Jamie, prolly

PostRe: Friday Questionnaire 06/03/09

1) Where and when did you last have a wank?
This morning on your mums face.

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone?
Be there.

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then?
I'll probably be running the joint by then. Seriously though if the forum is still around I can't see why I wouldn't be here (unless I get perma banned). Hopefully I wouldn't be here as much as I am now though.

4) What was your first ever job?
Delivering Betterware catalogues the summer before I (first) went to Uni. It was gooseberry fool and I sprained my ankle so chucked it in after about a month or so. Money was crap too.

5) What are your plans for the weekend?
Bookies, Pubs, sleeping, Xbox, movies and perhaps a little bit of Uni work.

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against?
Those strawberry floating emo myspace generation type kids you get these days. You know the ones. Everything they say is some kind of clichéd gooseberry fool. And they love to be "random". strawberry float off. I even prefer neds to you lot.

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be?
Heath Ledger. More Joker - do want.

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose?
Though it'd mean no Dark Knight (or the great films of the 80s) it's got to be the 90s. Unless I can count 1985 to 1995 as a decade. >_>

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer).
"Stop being a little bitch and sort your life out now"

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Willis

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'?
My brother sat at home on teh internets.

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Mockmaster wrote:
1) Where and when did you last have a wank?

On a mannequin in a sex shop

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone?

Pass.

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then?

Probably not, unless I start playing videogames regularly again.

4) What was your first ever job?

Assistant in a Science-Fiction museum

5) What are your plans for the weekend?

Practice, practice and practice.

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against?

Idiots. But then you need to know a person to determine whether they're idiots, so it's not prejudice anymore. Yeah I'm clever like that.

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be?

Floyd Gottfredson.

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose?

Pass

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer).

"Learn how to fight back, sissy!"

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger?

Bruce Willis.

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'?

Dunno really. One of my friends probably.

PostRe: Friday Questionnaire 06/03/09

Mockmaster wrote:

1) Where and when did you last have a wank? This morning. In bed.

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone?
Ask my wife to marry me in paris.
3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then?
Tragic and I will still be posting pics of ourselves.
4) What was your first ever job?
Greengrocer.
5) What are your plans for the weekend?
A Hoe and some blow in Amsterdam.
6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against?
None but if pushed Inuits.
7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be?
Nina Simone
8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose?
The noughties.
9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer).
Stay away from that ginger girl.
10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Arnie.
11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'?

My mate from work or Drummy.

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I always knew we had a forum full of wankers.

Couldn't. Resist.

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got to keep the tubes clear.

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1) Where and when did you last have a wank?
Er, about two weeks ago.

2) What is the most romantic thing you have done for someone?
I'm not sure. I once kept a movie stub from when I went out with this girl and hid in in her Christmas present many months later... whether that's romantic or creepy is for you to decide.

3) It is the Space Year 2014. Can you honestly see yourself still using this forum in 5 years time? What shape do you think the forum will be in by then?
Possibly. I think it depends of the activity of the forum itself as to whether I'll still be coming here.

4) What was your first ever job?
Paper round. If we're not including that, I had a Saturday job when I was 14 down at the local warehouse, cleaning it. If we're not including that, I did telecanvassing when I was 16. Hated every second of it.

5) What are your plans for the weekend?
I'm supposed to be going to a party tonight but I'm not sure if I feel up to it.

6) What race or type of person are you most likely to be prejudiced against?
Chavs.

7) You can bring one famous deceased person back to life, in their prime. Who would it be?
Cliff Burton.

8) You are forced to watch films from one decade for the rest of your life. Which decade do you choose?
90s.

9) You find a time machine. You travel back in time 10 years to March 1999 to visit yourself. What one thing would you say to you? (Giving yourself the winning lottery numbers is not an acceptable answer).
Don't leave it so late to sort yourself out.

10) Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis or Arnold Schwarzenegger?
Ahnuld!

11) You are on Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? Who from your own life is your 'Phone A Friend'?[/quote]
My friend, Tom.

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