GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

I'm on a promise tonight but one of the wifes mates has rang and she has now been on the phone for over an hour :twisted:

, i swear to god my nuts are going to explode. :twisted:

*edit*

phones hung up!! it's on!!

laters.......

Cut the phone line, blame the cat.

If you don't have a cat, buy a cat, then blame it.

Accidently pull the phone cable out of socket

Have a wank.

I bet he's away to gooseberry fool on her tits.

What's the promise you're on? Not to allow your nuts explode, or not to hit your wife?

Solution: Have sex with her whilst she's on the phone.

After carefully considering all the evidence laid out in front of me, i can, in confidence, give you this diagnosis.

Have a wank.

Jaxley wrote:After carefully considering all the evidence laid out in front of me, i can, in confidence, give you this diagnosis.

Have a wank.

Ah yes HAW Syndrome.

Defecate on her wally john blacks.

Destroy the phone. Go on ,do it.

The answers simple, just do your promise while she's on the phone. Make it interesting.

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...for research purposes.

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Did I read it wrong or is he running off to shag his wife's friend while his wife is away?

Naw, hes waiting for his wife to get off the phone so he can put something in her.

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Thanks for clearing that up. I hope he's shagging her senseless. Up against the wall, in the shower, on the settee, in the garden, everything.

Tragic Magic wrote:Thanks for clearing that up. I hope he's shagging her senseless. Up against the wall, in the shower, on the settee, in the garden, everything.

In the bed, on the floor, on a towel by the door, in the tub, in the car, up against the mini-bar

El Diablo Rojo 52 wrote:Be sure to give us all the details...

...for research purposes.

You and your so called research

Slayerx wrote:
El Diablo Rojo 52 wrote:Be sure to give us all the details...

...for research purposes.

You and your so called research

Can't have too much as far as I'm concerned.

PostRe: GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! by KK » Mon Aug 18, 2008 12:03 am

Should have had sex while she was on the phone. It would have been like that episode of Naughty Allie....

GAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

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