it's like we've forgotten what Game of Thrones is all about. Well, a little bit, anyway.
Ned losing his head was incredible because it was so unexpected.
The battle of Blackwater had unexpected twists - the explosion of wildfire, Tyrion being attacked, Twin showing up.
The Red Wedding, also totally unexpected - even if you had a sense of foreboding, the scale of the massacre was something else.
The attack on Castle Black, again the scale of it was unexpected, as well as the sheer epic nature of it all - it was a first for the series.
Hardhome came out of nowhere and for me is still the best episode.
And this...?
It was suitably epic, although (again this seems to be a feature of this season) we covered a lot of ground very, very quickly.
And while it was all very satisfying, there were literally no surprises.
Everyone expected Rickon to die, and Ramsey to goad Jon and Sansa somehow as he did it. We expected Jon's army to be losing and then for Baelish to rock up and save the day. We expected none of the main characters to die save for Ramsey. We expected Sansa to be the one to finally put Ramsey's lights out. We even expected Davos to come across Shireen's remains (although TBH we didn't expect it this time around).
The only unexpected part IMO was that it wasn't all in the North. I'm glad the Mereen stuff was moved on here (more expected 'twists' - Yara and Theon to declare their allegiance to Danaerys, the dragons to burn the fleet) so perhaps we can look forward to some unexpected plot points in episode ten, which is meant to be the longest in the series' history.
Don't get me wrong, I enjoyed it, but we saw it all coming and there were zero twists. If it's tied to a followup episode full of unexpected mayhem I'll be delighted but as it is, for me, this episode was just an impressive and well-directed set-piece, and not a 'moment' that I'll remember, in the same way as I'll remember other amazing moments from the show.