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Banjo wrote:Maury is probably one of the best shows on telly. Utterly astounding program.

What I always find amazing are the women who test ten men who could have possibly fathered their child. I'm no expert, but isn't that ten partners in the space of around a fortnight if they could possibly be the fathers?

im loving her poses, i would totally do her.

edit: ahh god i take that back, she started talking..

anung, that was amazing !

KazemI wrote:
im loving her poses, i would totally do her.

edit: ahh god i take that back, she started talking..

I've seen a lot of Jeremy Kyle episodes and that shocked even me. What was she on?

its so funny at 1:45 you see she has a strawberry floating routine where she just runs off stage and screams every single time. what a bitch, she needs to get bukkaked on for the rest of her life.

"i dont even care"

what a bitch, she most sleep with ALOT, of people

the american dream

FE man, sucks to hear it's all gone so badly for you. As others have said though, you can win her back, this was only on mistake and it was a heat of the moment kind of thing. You need to take her out and make like it's her birthday, take her to a show.gig or something and dinner, do everything her way to show her how much she means to you.

Then you just have to hope she believes in forgive and forget.

IRON NAN wrote:FE man, sucks to hear it's all gone so badly for you. As others have said though, you can win her back, this was only on mistake and it was a heat of the moment kind of thing. You need to take her out and make like it's her birthday, take her to a show.gig or something and dinner, do everything her way to show her how much she means to you.

Then you just have to hope she believes in forgive and forget.

Yeah she's pretty strawberry floating pissed at me and we had a long conversation last night. She couldn't see things from my perspective.

To fair I don't know if I can be arsed to fix things. I've not really been fair on her as it is. I've not been attentive, I've not really said I cared about her, I've said no when she's been litterally begging me for sex, and probably worst of all for her I'm still in love with my ex, even though we split up just under a year ago and haven't talked in about 8 months This sort of stuff isn't me.

Fatal Exception wrote:

IRON NAN wrote:FE man, sucks to hear it's all gone so badly for you. As others have said though, you can win her back, this was only on mistake and it was a heat of the moment kind of thing. You need to take her out and make like it's her birthday, take her to a show.gig or something and dinner, do everything her way to show her how much she means to you.

Then you just have to hope she believes in forgive and forget.

Yeah she's pretty ******* pissed at me and we had a long conversation last night. She couldn't see things from my perspective.

To fair I don't know if I can be arsed to fix things. I've not really been fair on her as it is. I've not been attentive, I've not really said I cared about her, I've said no when she's been litterally begging me for sex, and probably worst of all for her I'm still in love with my ex, even though we split up just under a year ago and haven't talked in about 8 months This sort of stuff isn't me.

You just made so many people here jealous.

Sounds like you don't really want her at all though.

Brerlappins little hat wrote:

Anung wrote:The BEST BEST thing in Maury!

Its the 'hands in the air like you just dont care' bit at the end that cracks me up

I used an animated .gif of that guy dancing in a presentation about paternity at uni this year.

Went down a right treat.

Anung wrote:The BEST BEST thing in Maury!

I remember seeing that on TV and just bursting out laughing.

Memento Mori wrote:

KazemI wrote:
im loving her poses, i would totally do her.

edit: ahh god i take that back, she started talking..

I've seen a lot of Jeremy Kyle episodes and that shocked even me. What was she on?

Ah hahaha. Amazing scenes. She's blatantly lying but I'd love to see what happens next.

Shadow wrote:

$ilva $hadow wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:Meh. At least I wasn't in love with her like I was with my ex.

I bet she actually comes back to you in the end.

Yeah, this is well repairable if you actually want to, women aren't all that complicated, buy her some flowers/chocolate/KFC and organise a romantic night in to say sorry, movie (Guess Who - seriously, it's a romcom about how a black girl that goes out with a white boy, it'll be perfect), popcorn, her tipple of choice (malibu?), cook her favourite meal (jerk chicken with rice and peas? I can get you a recipe if you want).

She'll be putty in your hands.

See here's the problem, I'm white and

I Like KFC
I Like Guess Who (Bernie Mac = legend)
I Like Malibu (mixed with pineapple and coconut juice)
I Like Jerked Chicken
I Like Rice and Peas

Banjo wrote:Maury is probably one of the best shows on telly. Utterly astounding program.

This, show is classic status mayne.

BobbyDigital wrote:

Shadow wrote:

$ilva $hadow wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:Meh. At least I wasn't in love with her like I was with my ex.

I bet she actually comes back to you in the end.

Yeah, this is well repairable if you actually want to, women aren't all that complicated, buy her some flowers/chocolate/KFC and organise a romantic night in to say sorry, movie (Guess Who - seriously, it's a romcom about how a black girl that goes out with a white boy, it'll be perfect), popcorn, her tipple of choice (malibu?), cook her favourite meal (jerk chicken with rice and peas? I can get you a recipe if you want).

She'll be putty in your hands.

See here's the problem, I'm white and

I Like KFC
I Like Guess Who (Bernie Mac = legend)
I Like Malibu (mixed with pineapple and coconut juice)
I Like Jerked Chicken
I Like Rice and Peas

Banjo wrote:Maury is probably one of the best shows on telly. Utterly astounding program.

This, show is classic status mayne.

Yeah but you think that you're black.

Fatal Exception wrote:

BobbyDigital wrote:

Shadow wrote:

$ilva $hadow wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:Meh. At least I wasn't in love with her like I was with my ex.

I bet she actually comes back to you in the end.

Yeah, this is well repairable if you actually want to, women aren't all that complicated, buy her some flowers/chocolate/KFC and organise a romantic night in to say sorry, movie (Guess Who - seriously, it's a romcom about how a black girl that goes out with a white boy, it'll be perfect), popcorn, her tipple of choice (malibu?), cook her favourite meal (jerk chicken with rice and peas? I can get you a recipe if you want).

She'll be putty in your hands.

See here's the problem, I'm white and

I Like KFC
I Like Guess Who (Bernie Mac = legend)
I Like Malibu (mixed with pineapple and coconut juice)
I Like Jerked Chicken
I Like Rice and Peas

Banjo wrote:Maury is probably one of the best shows on telly. Utterly astounding program.

This, show is classic status mayne.

Yeah but you think that you're black.

I ain't even gonna get into it mayne.

That's ignorant, FE. You're being ignorant.

BobbyD is white?

Albinos usually are.

CosmoKramer wrote:That's ignorant, FE. You're being ignorant.

Ayo Wall-E