GF is a password thief? *Turns out it's my housemate*

Keep Wall-E out of this.

CosmoKramer wrote::fp:

Sorry mayne, I was being ignorant.

BobbyDigital wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:

BobbyDigital wrote:

Shadow wrote:

$ilva $hadow wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:Meh. At least I wasn't in love with her like I was with my ex.

I bet she actually comes back to you in the end.

Yeah, this is well repairable if you actually want to, women aren't all that complicated, buy her some flowers/chocolate/KFC and organise a romantic night in to say sorry, movie (Guess Who - seriously, it's a romcom about how a black girl that goes out with a white boy, it'll be perfect), popcorn, her tipple of choice (malibu?), cook her favourite meal (jerk chicken with rice and peas? I can get you a recipe if you want).

She'll be putty in your hands.

See here's the problem, I'm white and

I Like KFC
I Like Guess Who (Bernie Mac = legend)
I Like Malibu (mixed with pineapple and coconut juice)
I Like Jerked Chicken
I Like Rice and Peas

Banjo wrote:Maury is probably one of the best shows on telly. Utterly astounding program.

This, show is classic status mayne.

Yeah but you think that you're black.

I ain't even gonna get into it mayne.

Mayne. You trying to be black by liking frickin, malibu, Bernie Mac, Rice and Peas and Jerked Chicken is racist like a minstral.

Fatal Exception wrote:

BobbyDigital wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:

BobbyDigital wrote:

Shadow wrote:

$ilva $hadow wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:Meh. At least I wasn't in love with her like I was with my ex.

I bet she actually comes back to you in the end.

Yeah, this is well repairable if you actually want to, women aren't all that complicated, buy her some flowers/chocolate/KFC and organise a romantic night in to say sorry, movie (Guess Who - seriously, it's a romcom about how a black girl that goes out with a white boy, it'll be perfect), popcorn, her tipple of choice (malibu?), cook her favourite meal (jerk chicken with rice and peas? I can get you a recipe if you want).

She'll be putty in your hands.

See here's the problem, I'm white and

I Like KFC
I Like Guess Who (Bernie Mac = legend)
I Like Malibu (mixed with pineapple and coconut juice)
I Like Jerked Chicken
I Like Rice and Peas

Banjo wrote:Maury is probably one of the best shows on telly. Utterly astounding program.

This, show is classic status mayne.

Yeah but you think that you're black.

I ain't even gonna get into it mayne.

Mayne. You trying to be black by liking frickin, malibu, Bernie Mac, Rice and Peas and Jerked Chicken is racist like a minstral.

Why is do you think I'm trying to be black by liking these things.

I like malibu, as it a drink it tastes good, but I prefer Guiness.
To me Bernie Mac is funny, his stand up, film appearances and tv show are funny.
Rice and Peas/Jerked chicken taste good to me. I like rice (any type) and prefer seasoned chicken to plain chicken.

BobbyDigital wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:

BobbyDigital wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:

BobbyDigital wrote:

Shadow wrote:

$ilva $hadow wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:Meh. At least I wasn't in love with her like I was with my ex.

I bet she actually comes back to you in the end.

Yeah, this is well repairable if you actually want to, women aren't all that complicated, buy her some flowers/chocolate/KFC and organise a romantic night in to say sorry, movie (Guess Who - seriously, it's a romcom about how a black girl that goes out with a white boy, it'll be perfect), popcorn, her tipple of choice (malibu?), cook her favourite meal (jerk chicken with rice and peas? I can get you a recipe if you want).

She'll be putty in your hands.

See here's the problem, I'm white and

I Like KFC
I Like Guess Who (Bernie Mac = legend)
I Like Malibu (mixed with pineapple and coconut juice)
I Like Jerked Chicken
I Like Rice and Peas

Banjo wrote:Maury is probably one of the best shows on telly. Utterly astounding program.

This, show is classic status mayne.

Yeah but you think that you're black.

I ain't even gonna get into it mayne.

Mayne. You trying to be black by liking frickin, malibu, Bernie Mac, Rice and Peas and Jerked Chicken is racist like a minstral.

Why is do you think I'm trying to be black by liking these things.

I like malibu, as it a drink it tastes good, but I prefer Guiness.
To me Bernie Mac is funny, his stand up, film appearances and tv show are funny.
Rice and Peas/Jerked chicken taste good to me. I like rice (any type) and prefer seasoned chicken to plain chicken.

Now you're being racist against the Irish, to be true.

Fatal Exception wrote:

BobbyDigital wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:

BobbyDigital wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:

BobbyDigital wrote:

Shadow wrote:

$ilva $hadow wrote:

Fatal Exception wrote:Meh. At least I wasn't in love with her like I was with my ex.

I bet she actually comes back to you in the end.

Yeah, this is well repairable if you actually want to, women aren't all that complicated, buy her some flowers/chocolate/KFC and organise a romantic night in to say sorry, movie (Guess Who - seriously, it's a romcom about how a black girl that goes out with a white boy, it'll be perfect), popcorn, her tipple of choice (malibu?), cook her favourite meal (jerk chicken with rice and peas? I can get you a recipe if you want).

She'll be putty in your hands.

See here's the problem, I'm white and

I Like KFC
I Like Guess Who (Bernie Mac = legend)
I Like Malibu (mixed with pineapple and coconut juice)
I Like Jerked Chicken
I Like Rice and Peas

Banjo wrote:Maury is probably one of the best shows on telly. Utterly astounding program.

This, show is classic status mayne.

Yeah but you think that you're black.

I ain't even gonna get into it mayne.

Mayne. You trying to be black by liking frickin, malibu, Bernie Mac, Rice and Peas and Jerked Chicken is racist like a minstral.

Why is do you think I'm trying to be black by liking these things.

I like malibu, as it a drink it tastes good, but I prefer Guiness.
To me Bernie Mac is funny, his stand up, film appearances and tv show are funny.
Rice and Peas/Jerked chicken taste good to me. I like rice (any type) and prefer seasoned chicken to plain chicken.

Now you're being racist against the Irish, to be true.

My family is Irish.

Prototype wrote:

Brerlappins little hat wrote:

Anung wrote:The BEST BEST thing in Maury!

Its the 'hands in the air like you just dont care' bit at the end that cracks me up

I used an animated .gif of that guy dancing in a presentation about paternity at uni this year.

Went down a right treat.

I used it in my presentation of whether television is a viable art form. Did a whole segment on daytime tv and why it's brilliant. My argument is that it's not lowbrow, it's anti-highbrow. Got a good laugh out of the audience with that one.

Never managed to find the video of the girl who was deathly afraid of chickens though, it was epic. They got two of the staff members to dress up as chickens and walk up to her. She had a panic attack and legged it off the set.

Is BobbyD an Irish Albino? It would make sense out of this generalisation of stereotypes!

Top of the morning to ya, mayne.

Anung wrote:Bobby D has vitiligo....he was black once, but now is white!

Hee hee! Ooh!

Anung wrote:

JiggerJay wrote:Is BobbyD an Irish Albino? It would make sense out of this generalisation of stereotypes!

Bobby D has vitiligo....he was black once, but now is white!

He was bleached.

Yo Bobby mayne, if I recall, shadow is married to a black girl.
He's allowed to drop a joke about it.

Hell, he's blacker than you mayne!