GF is a password thief? *Turns out it's my housemate*

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by Alvin Flummux » Tue May 12, 2009 12:10 am

PJ wrote:Imagine if they split, I bet the flatmate is gonna be like "she found the Buck Angel stash too, eh?"


As if it's a regular occurrence that causes his every relationship to break down. :lol:

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by Ginga » Tue May 12, 2009 12:15 am

Did you know that Buck Angel's clitoris is the size of an outstretched thumb when erect?

You do now.

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by Red Yoshi » Tue May 12, 2009 12:15 am

Proof if proof is needed. No good can come from porn!

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by Turok » Tue May 12, 2009 12:20 am

Ginga wrote:Did you know that Buck Angel's clitoris is the size of an outstretched thumb when erect?

You do now.


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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual ****?
by Iron Nan » Tue May 12, 2009 9:15 am

Oh gooseberry fool man, how's it going with her, is she willing to forgive you for blaming her?

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual ****?
by Photek » Tue May 12, 2009 10:02 am

Something fishy about all or this. Why would you immediatley think it was your GF and NOT your flatmate? That makes YOU the mental case here my friend.

I wouldn't be suprised if he confronted her and she denied anything about it and now thinks its his flatmate. Again that makes YOU the paranoid mental case.

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by TheTurnipKing » Tue May 12, 2009 10:05 am

Fatal Exception wrote:She was around this weekend, only overnight saturday and for most of Sunday. I had to pop out for 1 hour to go to work to sort something out.

Tonight I come up to to my main PC and find a list off my passwords on a piece of paper next to it. :x

Now my laptop doesn't have a password and I let her use it when she needs too, it has passwords for this place (although I clear the history) and MSN stored on it. I'm strawberry floating pissed, the only wait she could have got those passwords would be to run 'password recovery' software on my laptop. Quite why those passwords were next to my main PC is a mystery I'm going to get to the bottom of when she turns her phone on :x

Advice? At the moment I'm going through anything I used those three passwords for and changing them. I'm annoyed because 2 of them were really long sequences of random letters and numbers that I'd memorised.

She's got some splainin to do.

...Did she forget her own passwords, try to retrieve them and get yours by accident, leaving the paper so you know which ones she's seen that you'll have to change?

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual ****?
by Jimmy Shedders » Tue May 12, 2009 10:05 am

Photek wrote:Something fishy about all or this. Why would you immediatley think it was your GF and NOT your flatmate? That makes YOU the mental case here my friend.

I wouldn't be suprised if he confronted her and she denied anything about it and now thinks its his flatmate. Again that makes YOU the paranoid mental case.


He killed and ate his flatmate remember? Or did you miss that thread?

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by Drumstick » Tue May 12, 2009 10:10 am

Turok wrote:
Ginga wrote:Did you know that Buck Angel's clitoris is the size of an outstretched thumb when erect?

You do now.

http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/u ... randal.jpg

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by Saint of Killers » Tue May 12, 2009 10:10 am

Have you called up the gf and apologized?

Oh and...

Ginga wrote:Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait....

She's called Lafonda? :lol:

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual ****?
by Xeno » Tue May 12, 2009 10:26 am

IRON NAN wrote:Oh gooseberry fool man, how's it going with her, is she willing to forgive you for blaming her?



Er, ya, I don't see that happening.

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Xeno wrote:Chewing takes effort. What he needs is Emma Watson to chew his food then transfer it to him for him to swallow.

I dont know why, but that sounds strawberry floating incredible.

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by John Galt » Tue May 12, 2009 10:32 am

JiggerJay wrote:I would end it with La Fonda over this FE, change all your passwords and be brutally honest with her.


Fatal Exception wrote:Even more so since I'd already called Lafonda and had a go. :fp:


:lol: Hang on. So LaFonda isn't some token name made up by JiggerJay? It's her genuine name?

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by Red Devil » Tue May 12, 2009 10:34 am

When you're apologising, make sure you have a KFC bucket and some grape soda with you.

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by Saint of Killers » Tue May 12, 2009 10:34 am

Quit making of fun of his ex gf!

*giggle*

Just joking FE!

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by Jimmy Shedders » Tue May 12, 2009 10:35 am

Red Devil wrote:When you're apologising, make sure you have a KFC bucket and some grape soda with you.


Put your cock in the bucket for added effect.

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual ****?
by Iron Nan » Tue May 12, 2009 10:40 am

Xeno wrote:
IRON NAN wrote:Oh **** man, how's it going with her, is she willing to forgive you for blaming her?



Er, ya, I don't see that happening.


He was irrational from having his computer messed with and he made a mistake, it's not the end of the word. She'd expect to be fogiven for making a similar mistake if she thought he was cheating on her but it turned out to be harmless etc.

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by Drumstick » Tue May 12, 2009 10:42 am

John Galt wrote:
JiggerJay wrote:I would end it with La Fonda over this FE, change all your passwords and be brutally honest with her.


Fatal Exception wrote:Even more so since I'd already called Lafonda and had a go. :fp:

:lol: Hang on. So LaFonda isn't some token name made up by JiggerJay? It's her genuine name?

AFAIK it's just the name he uses to refer to her on here.

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by Saint of Killers » Tue May 12, 2009 10:42 am

Kinda disappointed now.

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual ****?
by Iron Nan » Tue May 12, 2009 11:01 am

Drumstick wrote:
John Galt wrote:
JiggerJay wrote:I would end it with La Fonda over this FE, change all your passwords and be brutally honest with her.


Fatal Exception wrote:Even more so since I'd already called Lafonda and had a go. :fp:

:lol: Hang on. So LaFonda isn't some token name made up by JiggerJay? It's her genuine name?

AFAIK it's just the name he uses to refer to her on here.


Should've gone with LeBarbara. ;)

Also, title change needed, suggest: "FE's gf is not a password theif, FE in deep gooseberry fool!"

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PostRe: GF is a password thief? What the actual strawberry float?
by Hexx » Tue May 12, 2009 11:03 am

FE has a gf?

:shock:





She's...real...right?


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