Farting: Yay or Nay

PostFarting: Yay or Nay by **Tramp-arse** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:48 pm

Do you openly fart in front of your partner?

Had a debate at lunch - thought I'd share the smell...

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **Fatal Exception** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:48 pm

Yes. And she does too :fp:

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **Finiarél** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:49 pm

Depending on how the day has gone Fart wise of course, If i know that they're going to smell like a bag of dead cats i'll try to hold out for as long as i can. :fp:

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **Yoshimi** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:52 pm

Only person in the world who doesn't....

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **Errkal** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:54 pm

Yes and if we are in bed I will stick head under covers too !!

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **Barley** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:58 pm

As long as its not on me I'm cool with it.

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **Rubix** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:01 pm

Fatal Exception wrote:Yes. And she does too

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **abcd** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:05 pm

Yes.

Anyone that said no must still be in the early days of the relationship.

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **kiera229** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:09 pm

Single at the moment, but when I wasn't, yes.

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **Trelliz** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:15 pm

abcd wrote:Yes.

Anyone that said no must still be in the early days of the relationship.

"I can't possibly let on that I have bodily functions, he/she may leave me!"

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **Preezy** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:43 pm

Rubix wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:Yes. And she does too

PostFarting: Yay or Nay by **Dblock** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:46 pm

I sometimes let it rip on her face. It's fun.

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **G-Rat** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:48 pm

She's learnt to live with my abhorrent flatulence.

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **False** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:50 pm

I used to beat my partner with pillowcases full of my faeces.

We arent together anymore.

I fart on strangers. Its a great way to get to know people.

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **Moggy** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:53 pm

Barley wrote:As long as its not on me I'm cool with it.

I told my missus that if she ever farted on me, I would wait until she was asleep and gooseberry fool on her face (should have said her tits). She still can't work out if I would or not and so has never dared to fart on me. :lol:

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **Gario** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:21 pm

There are only three times when I'll fart in front of my boyfriend:

1. when I do it accidentally, e.g. while laughing uncontrollably
2. when I'm asleep and don't know I'm doing it
3. when he pulls out

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **Qikz** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:22 pm

Gario wrote:There are only three times when I'll fart in front of my boyfriend:

1. when I do it accidentally, e.g. while laughing uncontrollably
2. when I'm asleep and don't know I'm doing it
3. when he pulls out

He... pulls out?

YOU'RE GAY?!? :shock:

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **Fatal Exception** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:23 pm

Gario wrote:There are only three times when I'll fart in front of my boyfriend:

1. when I do it accidentally, e.g. while laughing uncontrollably
2. when I'm asleep and don't know I'm doing it
3. when he pulls out

I thought you were a top?

PostRe: Farting: Yay or Nay by **SEP** » Fri Feb 10, 2012 3:26 pm

StayDead wrote:
Gario wrote:There are only three times when I'll fart in front of my boyfriend:

1. when I do it accidentally, e.g. while laughing uncontrollably
2. when I'm asleep and don't know I'm doing it
3. when he pulls out

He... pulls out?

YOU'RE GAY?!?

Wait a minute, the word "boyfriend" didn't give it away?

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