Ginger Ninja - What happens now?

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PostGinger Ninja - What happens now?
by aayl1 » Tue Dec 16, 2008 1:54 am

Well, Igor's gone and got himself a hairdresser to keep all his girlfriend desires fulfilled.

Question is now, what will happen to the girl in his Psychology class that was obviously into him?

Aaron's guess: She goes out with that weirdo that was blocking Igor's cock after the second encounter. He turns out to have some serious mother issues which manifests itself as being untrusting of women. He constantly follows her around to make sure she isn't cheating, which drives them apart. But he can't stand to be apart from her and as such kidnaps her.

And it's all Igor's fault.

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PostRe: Ginger Ninja - What happens now?
by Jax » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:19 am

Jaxley's guess: Due to the untold amounts of stress she has from finding out Igor is now unavailable, GingerNinja now can't stand to see the sight of him and quits the Psychology course. In a desperate bid to win him back (in a manner of speaking), she becomes a hairdresser. However, she is no good at it and every customer she has leaves looking like bald Britney Spears, so she can't continue that, and her reputation for her bad haircuts leaves her unable to get a job anywhere. Her life is ruined forever.

And it's all Igor's fault.

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PostRe: Ginger Ninja - What happens now?
by $ilva $hadow » Tue Dec 16, 2008 2:34 am

:lol: Wat?



I'm guessing there's a back-story to this. Can someone fill me in?

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PostRe: Ginger Ninja - What happens now?
by Starbreaker » Tue Dec 16, 2008 8:42 am

Can we turn this into a forum game please?

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PostRe: Ginger Ninja - What happens now?
by SEP » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:22 am

Ginja Ninja gets desperate, and in doing so, randomly adds people to her Facebook. One of those people is me. With me being into the ginger species, I immediately start wooing her. My conquest is a success, and we end up falling in love, getting married and having two children. We buy a nice detached house in the suburbs and own two cars.

And it's all Igor's fault.

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PostRe: Ginger Ninja - What happens now?
by Mr Thropwimp » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:27 am

Lee's guess: Ginger Ninja was just as analytical as old Igor, and the non-action from what she considered her boyfriend-to-be just became more fuel for the fire. Committed to not giving up, and thinking that all men want to shag her brains out, she stalks Igor, begging for a quickie. Igor has no trouble talking to girls unless he's about to ask them out, so he says no after a ten minute long conscience joust.

Feeling diminished and rejected, Ginger Ninja seeks sexual gratification from her Staffordshire Terrier and ends up with lady bits mauled beyond recognition. And it's all Pro Slo's fault. The BASTARD.

Sorry, Igor's fault.

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PostRe: Ginger Ninja - What happens now?
by Vermin » Wed Dec 17, 2008 9:36 am

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Sex please!

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PostRe: Ginger Ninja - What happens now?
by Fatal Exception » Wed Dec 17, 2008 11:46 am

Maybe her self esteem is low enough for me to have a crack at her.

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PostRe: Ginger Ninja - What happens now?
by Poncho » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:04 pm

Girl troubles? But Igor can have any girl in the world?

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PostRe: Ginger Ninja - What happens now?
by Drunken_Master » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:07 pm

Could someone tell me, what the strawberry float this thread is about?

With the relevant stuff all bullet pointed.

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PostRe: Ginger Ninja - What happens now?
by Poncho » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:20 pm

Sam_Seed wrote:Could someone tell me, what the strawberry float this thread is about?

With the relevant stuff all bullet pointed.


I'll give you a graph from what I can understand:

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PostRe: Ginger Ninja - What happens now?
by Qikz » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:24 pm

My guess, is she manages to wrangle her way into the relationship and turns the other woman into a lesbian. This then leads on to Igor and her splitting up and the other two refusing to let him in for some threesomes.

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PostRe: Ginger Ninja - What happens now?
by BobbyDigital » Wed Dec 17, 2008 12:29 pm

My guess : Igor is actually crazy and all these women are just his imagination and his hand. He finds it so difficult to talk to them cause they aren't real.

Think something like this:

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Then crying in the bath:

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