Gordon Ramsay has been having a secret affair...

I wish I was having a secret affair.

Worthless news that will have likely ruined him. He should not have done it, but seriously NOTW...

I’ve just realised what a bollocks heading I’ve given this thread. Is an affair ever anything but a secret one?

The one chance I have of coming up with something witty involving vegetables & I fail.

Gordon Ramsay cheats on his wife?

Lettuce at him!

Too many cooks spoil the brothel.

Oh.

Hmm, that's all quite sad.

Me and the missus always enjoy watching his shows, and he always comes across as a happily married man with kids.

I feel sorry for the kids and wife. That's if she didnt already know.

Albear wrote:Hmm, that's all quite sad.

Me and the missus always enjoy watching his shows, and he always comes across as a happily married man with kids.

I feel sorry for the kids and wife. That's if she didnt already know.

If it's true.

Either way, he comes across as a bit of a ladies man on his shows. He's constantly flirting with anything with a fanny.

Albear wrote:I feel sorry for the kids and wife. That's if she didnt already know.

That's an interesting point - she's not only got a book out, but she's got her on TV show/slot on GMTV too. I wonder if she was 'getting prepared'?

Fatal Exception wrote:
Albear wrote:Hmm, that's all quite sad.

Me and the missus always enjoy watching his shows, and he always comes across as a happily married man with kids.

I feel sorry for the kids and wife. That's if she didnt already know.

If it's true.

Either way, he comes across as a bit of a ladies man on his shows. He's constantly flirting with anything with a *****.

Penis? Flower? Booby?

Gario wrote:
Fatal Exception wrote:
Albear wrote:Hmm, that's all quite sad.

Me and the missus always enjoy watching his shows, and he always comes across as a happily married man with kids.

I feel sorry for the kids and wife. That's if she didnt already know.

If it's true.

Either way, he comes across as a bit of a ladies man on his shows. He's constantly flirting with anything with a *****.

Penis? Flower? Booby?

Apparently fanny is a swear word.

Ah, bragina.

Bye bye Gordon, it was nice watching your shows.

A quick bit of Wikipedia research reveals that it should be amyl nitrite, not amyl nitrate.

For shame, NOTW. For shame.

Media ruins another cool celebrity.

He's a horrible man.

Pilch wrote:A quick bit of Wikipedia research reveals that it should be amyl nitrite, not amyl nitrate.

For shame, NOTW. For shame.

That's what you get with exclusive splash stories. Less proof-reading.

The NOTW can claim public interest here, since Ramsey has gone on about his amazing marriage so much.

Eighthours wrote:The NOTW can claim public interest here, since Ramsey has gone on about his amazing marriage so much.

He can just say he did have an amazing marriage and the bit on the side made it that way. To be honest it seems that post-Moseley the media has no right to report on anything to do with a person's private life anymore. He'll probably suet.

But don't you think his wife & family have a right to know - especially if it's been going on for so long?

KKLEIN wrote:But don't you think his wife & family have a right to know - especially if it's been going on for so long?

Yes, and I also think that Max Mosley is woman hating family breaking unrepenting bastard, but whats a guy going to do? Flambe the lot of them?

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