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Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:53 am
by Beans
AN itty-bitty porn star who hit the big time as a Gordon Ramsay lookalike has been found dead in a BADGER’S SETT!
Last week, Sunday Sport revealed how diddy Percy Foster, 35 –– who is the spit of the foul-mouthed TV chef –– was appearing in adult movies.
But with the world at his feet and producers beating a path to his door, it’s all over for pint-sized Percy.
His tiny corpse was found deep in an underground chamber by Ministry of Agriculture experts ahead of a planned badger-gassing programme near Tregaron, west Wales.
Burrow
And expert CSI teams had to use fingertip technology to remove his body from the six-foot-deep burrow.
Sources close to the investigation said Percy was clothed but parts of his corpse had been “partially gnawed” by animals.
It is not yet clear how Percy died, though suicide has not been ruled out. Movie producer Dexter Yamunkeh said: “Percy was a little guy with big problems.
“He was doing well but he was under pressure, 24/7, like everyone in this goddamned business.”
A friend of Gordon Ramsay said he had not “f*cking heard” about tragic Percy’s death. An inquest has been opened and adjourned.
http://stage.sundaysport.com/?p=1798 
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:57 am
by Wedgie
Oh... he has a short stab at life.
*leaves*
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 11:58 am
by Preezy
Sounds like a tall tale to me.
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 12:06 pm
by 1cmanny1
I hope the shock hasn't shortened Ramsay's life expectancy.
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:11 pm
by PatSharpsMullet
It seems like he entered the wrong hole.
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:11 pm
by Thujopsis
A midget dies, and all you can do is belittle him by laughing, Beans. I thought you guys were bigger than that.
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 1:37 pm
by Fatal Exception
Why is he a sex dwarf, I can't work it out from the article?
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:02 pm
by Wedgie
Disappointed it isn't in Belgium.
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:18 pm
by Beans
Fatal Exception wrote:Why is he a sex dwarf, I can't work it out from the article?
He was a dwarf, and a porn star and a Gordon Ramsay look a like
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:24 pm
by Hexx
Who in there right mind wants Gordon Ramsay porn?
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:28 pm
by Moggy
Hexx wrote:Who in there right mind wants Gordon Ramsay porn?
Midgets!
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:31 pm
by Beans
Hexx wrote:Who in there right mind wants Gordon Ramsay porn?
Maybe thats why the poor guy is dead. Probably killed himself
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 2:32 pm
by Wedgie
In a badger sett?
Poor guy probably just wanted a badgering.
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:29 pm
by SchminkyPinky
He looked like the love child of Gordon Ramsey and Jimmy Carr.
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 4:42 pm
by Octoroc
I'm beginning to suspect this story may not be 100% true.
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 5:22 pm
by ~Earl Grey~
Badger sett sounds like some kind of euphemism.
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Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:27 pm
by SEP
He was badgered by the paparazzi.
Re: Gordon Ramsey Sex Dwarf Found Dead in Badger Sett!!!!!!
Posted: Tue Sep 13, 2011 6:46 pm
by ~Earl Grey~
I think he was actually just trapped in an enormous woman's fanny.
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