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Commander Jameson
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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by Commander Jameson » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:22 am

Lime wrote:I pulled a hair out of my nose the other day, and after the surprising stab of pain I completely unintentionally said out loud 'Oh you bitch!!' in a really camp voice.

I think I may have some 'closeted' issues.


Nah. I'd guess that it would be the standard reaction.

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by TravelJug » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:24 am

I didn't think the pain was THAT bad. Brought tears to my eyes though... :(

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by Yoshimi » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:30 am

Yeah, I'm at the same age. Over the last year my nose hair and eyebrows have begun growing at an alarming rate. Just waiting for ear hair to kick in too.

Nose hair plucking = bloody painful yet satisfying.

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by SleepyOne » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:32 am

Think I might get that trimmer from Argos that ScouseStevmed posted.

I have received the hairy nose gene from my dad and it looks like a...well something very hairy up there.

No way am I pulling the buggers, I'll be there for weeks.

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by Commander Jameson » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:32 am

Oh, don't get me started on eyebrows....

My right eyebrow has about 5 mutant hairs that are longer, thicker and greyer than the rest, but also grow at right angles to the rest. They seem to grow about 5mm a day.

Bastard bloody things.

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by IGM » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:42 am

Yeah, I have this problem with nose hair - they get really tickly and distracting. I can never be bothered with tweezers so just use my index finger and thumb - the only problem being I sometimes pull 3 or 4 out at the same time. Ouch.

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by TravelJug » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:44 am

Anyone else have to pluck the middle of their eyebrows? I remember a few years ago a few of my mates and I thought it was a good idea to shave in between (this is when we were young) Thankfully I caught on that this was in fact: NOT A GOOD IDEA.

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by Commander Jameson » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:45 am

TravelJug wrote:Anyone else have to pluck the middle of their eyebrows? I remember a few years ago a few of my mates and I thought it was a good idea to shave in between (this is when we were young) Thankfully I caught on that this was in fact: NOT A GOOD IDEA.


I use my missus's eyebrow trimmers. They are a godsend.

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by TravelJug » Mon Aug 18, 2008 11:52 am

Commander Jameson wrote:
TravelJug wrote:Anyone else have to pluck the middle of their eyebrows? I remember a few years ago a few of my mates and I thought it was a good idea to shave in between (this is when we were young) Thankfully I caught on that this was in fact: NOT A GOOD IDEA.


I use my missus's eyebrow trimmers. They are a godsend.


I use me ma's. I'm 19. Shut up.

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by DaLax » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:11 am

I'm rapidly approaching 26, and I have a singular mutant nasal hair that grows super long and can breach the nasal cavity to say hello to the world. I'm too much of a wuss to pull it, so it get snipped.

I also have this one, very fine, very long silver hair that grows right in between my eyebrows and waves around. Sometimes it catches the light and is very noticeable. Other times, I can't find it.
Anyone else get these?

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by Hexx » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:14 am

I have a grey chest hair.

I've named him Hubert.

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by Tragic Magic » Wed Aug 20, 2008 8:25 am

Nasal hair makes my eyes water real bad when I pluck one out.

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by MrBrown » Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:40 am

Eyebrow plucking is the worst for pain, my gf takes some form of perverse pleasure in doing mine every month or so and it hurts like buggary. I just trim my nose hair with a small pair of scissors but im starting to get ear hair. My gf's dad's shop... (yes im pimping it again - anytime he checks the stats and people have visited from the forum i get a little bit more acceptance ;) )

http://www.thegentlemansgroomroom.com

... are away to start doing a nose and ear hair removal and they effectively burn it off with a lighter. Not sure of the specific technique but it's meant to be quick and painless. I'll wait till others have tried it first personally.

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by LewisD » Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:52 am

Before I put the clippers to work on my sex area... I cut off a 4" long pube.. it was epic.

I did save it somewhere to take a picture of it, but it's vanished :(

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PostRe: Gotcha, ya bastard!
by MrBrown » Wed Aug 20, 2008 10:56 am

It will somehow wind up in a cup/glass/pot only to be found at a time of consumption..... always the way

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