Government finally names the day for porn ban

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PostGovernment finally names the day for porn ban
by Cal » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:23 pm

Government finally names the day for porn ban
It's the end of your smut as you knew it

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Posted in Law, 26th November 2008 10:38 GMT

Sixty-one days and counting: if your stash contains any material that is or may fall foul of the Government’s new laws on extreme porn, then that is how long you have left to destroy it or otherwise get rid of it. Because, courtesy of Consenting Adult Action Network (CAAN), The Register can reveal today that the law is going live on 26 January 2009.

Sections 62 to 67 of the Criminal Justice Act 2008, passed in May of this year, make it a criminal offence punishable by up to three years in prison to possess material that is both pornographic and extreme.


"Pornographic" is defined as being produced for the purposes of sexual arousal. "Extreme" includes acts which threaten a person’s life, results, or is likely to result, in serious injury to a person’s anus, breasts or genitals, involves sexual interference with a human corpse, or sex with an animal (dead or alive).

In addition, the picture must be grossly offensive, disgusting or otherwise of an obscene character and "a reasonable person" would consider the action depicted to be real.

Opponents of the new law have been expecting a January launch date for some time, but despite repeated requests to the Ministry of Justice had been unable to obtain either an exact launch date or clarification of how the Police and Crown Prosecution Service would be advised to interpret the law.

Clair Lewis, Convenor for CAAN, was therefore very surprised when she rang the Ministry of Justice this week and was informed simply that the date had already been announced, and further information would be forthcoming shortly. She said: "They made it sound as though the decision had been made public ages ago. But we have contacts with every major group working on this issue, so if it had been announced publically, we are pretty sure we would have known. This feels a bit like they were trying to sneak it out on the quiet."

Miss Lewis may have a point: the final commencement date was put out ten days ago in a Statutory Instrument published on November 15 – a Saturday. Police and the Prosecution Service do not yet appear to have had any further information on how the legislation should be applied – despite the fact that when CAAN first raised this issue, the Ministry of Justice assured us that "further information about the offence" would be provided closer to the date of implementation and that they would "seek to give a significantly longer period of notice than two weeks".

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/11/26/pr0n_ban_date/

Told you so.

Next up: the complete outlawing of all Manga comics and videos (already at the consultation stage in Parliament)....

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Steve » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:26 pm

:lol:

With all the troubles going on in this country they are pursuing a ban on whacking material?

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Madness » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:27 pm

CAAN!

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Also, I fail to see the problem with banning
"Pornographic" is defined as being produced for the purposes of sexual arousal. "Extreme" includes acts which threaten a person’s life, results, or is likely to result, in serious injury to a person’s anus, breasts or genitals, involves sexual interference with a human corpse, or sex with an animal (dead or alive).
that as it's pretty sick stuff.

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Cal » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:28 pm

Steve wrote::lol:

With all the troubles going on in this country they are pursuing a ban on whacking material?


Jacqui Smith knows what's best for you, Steve. You WILL comply.

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Steve » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:30 pm

Cal wrote:
Steve wrote::lol:

With all the troubles going on in this country they are pursuing a ban on whacking material?


Jacqui Smith knows what's best for you, Steve. You WILL comply.


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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Gandalf » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:30 pm

Wankers.....oh wait, they're gonna try to ban that next.

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Xeno » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:31 pm

Gandalf wrote:Wankers.....oh wait, they're gonna try to ban that next.


Well we wont see it coming, were all blind.

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by The People's ElboReformat » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:32 pm

Oh noes I must get rid of all my beastality and necrophilia porn. (And my necrophilia beastality). :cry:


:|

Err, what's the problem with banning that exactly?

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Peter Crisp » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:32 pm

How about we just ban Women from being on TV as that would do the trick and we'd get Loose Women canceled as well so not all bad.

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Steve » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:35 pm

Gandalf wrote:Wankers.....oh wait, they're gonna try to ban that next.


A woman at work caught her 17 year old son with his trousers down wanking at the family computer. He has been banned from wanking :lol:

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Benj » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:36 pm

I sure hope Tubgirl doesn't fit under this bracket, that's surely for hilarity not sexual arrousment. I'm safe. x

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Iron Nan » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:37 pm

Steve wrote:
Gandalf wrote:*******.....oh wait, they're gonna try to ban that next.


A woman at work caught her 17 year old son with his trousers down wanking at the family computer. He has been banned from wanking :lol:


I don.t want to know how she's enforcing that. :lol:

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by KK » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:38 pm

You can still view it. You just can't own it. Why on earth anyone who isn't a bit of a fruitcake would want to view sex with a 'human corpse' or an animal (the "dead or otherwise" bit made me laugh) though is beyond me. Are you looking at this stuff Cal?

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Steve » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:40 pm

Johnny Blaze wrote:Err, what's the problem with banning that exactly?


Well it's just one step at a time. After they ban that, they'll go after other types of porn and by the end of it, owning back issues of Nuts will be punishable by a prison sentence!

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Cal » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:41 pm

Johnny Blaze wrote:Oh noes I must get rid of all my beastality and necrophilia porn. (And my necrophilia beastality). :cry:


:|

Err, what's the problem with banning that exactly?


The laws covers 'simulated' extreme sex. It doesn't have to be real. Even if it's consensual sexual roleplay between adults in which nobody was hurt, nobody was raped, nobody was disembowelled or eviscerated, the government is going to criminalise it.

The six o'clock knock is going to be a busy, busy bee...

I'm off to watch SAW, followed by The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Director's Cut)...

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Gandalf » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:42 pm

IRON NAN wrote:
Steve wrote:
Gandalf wrote:*******.....oh wait, they're gonna try to ban that next.


A woman at work caught her 17 year old son with his trousers down wanking at the family computer. He has been banned from wanking :lol:


I don.t want to know how she's enforcing that. :lol:


A male chastity belt or 24 hour wank watch?

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by KK » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:45 pm

Cal wrote:The laws covers 'simulated' extreme sex. It doesn't have to be real. Even if it's consensual sexual roleplay between adults in which nobody was hurt, nobody was raped, nobody was disembowelled or eviscerated, the government is going to criminalise it.

"Hi, love. I'm just off out to pretend to have sex with a horse. Back by ten"
"I want to pretend like I've just shat all over you, I'm just popping down the newsagent to get some Nutella"

Perfectly normal.

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Fatal Exception » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:48 pm

Get tricked into seeing GOATSE, go to prison.

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Cal » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:50 pm

KKLEIN wrote:
Cal wrote:The laws covers 'simulated' extreme sex. It doesn't have to be real. Even if it's consensual sexual roleplay between adults in which nobody was hurt, nobody was raped, nobody was disembowelled or eviscerated, the government is going to criminalise it.

"Hi, love. I'm just off out to pretend to have sex with a horse. Back by ten"
"I want to pretend like I've just shat all over you, I'm just popping down the newsagent to get some Nutella"

Perfectly normal.


Okay, I know you might find this concept potentially difficult to accept or even grasp, but guess what? Yes, that's right: some people prefer their sex very kinky indeed. And I mean very.

Steve said it right when he suggested this isn't really about so-called 'extreme' sex (btw, such sexual activity isn't as rare as that word 'extreme' is designed to suggest: the number of people, of all ages, races and walks of life, into some form of 'kinky' sex is quite staggering), but rather about preparing the way for a wider clampdown on pornography in general. This law is another of the Government's 'enablers' - it opens the door, legally, for 'revisions' which won't have to go through public consultations or tedious Parliamentary debates...

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PostRe: Government finally names the day for porn ban
by Gandalf » Wed Nov 26, 2008 3:52 pm

Cal wrote:The laws covers 'simulated' extreme sex. It doesn't have to be real. Even if it's consensual sexual roleplay between adults in which nobody was hurt, nobody was raped, nobody was disembowelled or eviscerated, the government is going to criminalise it.


How's that supposed to work? Better start locking up actors. If that's the case people had better get rid of movies like Irreversable, Last House on the Left, I Spit on your Grave and other movies like that.


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