GRcade

Photek wrote:Only the 3 of us in our house so rather than waist a Turkey we get a big steak each and serve it with a baked potato.

Get a small Turkey? Or a smaller Crown?

Photek wrote:Only the 3 of us in our house so rather than waist a Turkey we get a big steak each and serve it with a baked potato.

That ain't xmas.

Photek wrote:Only the 3 of us in our house so rather than waist a Turkey we get a big steak each and serve it with a baked potato.

Baked potato for Christmas, it's like something out of Oliver twist

Blue Eyes wrote:

Photek wrote:Only the 3 of us in our house so rather than waist a Turkey we get a big steak each and serve it with a baked potato.

That ain't xmas.

We go all out for thanks giving instead. Turkey, mash, roasted, stuffing, cranberries the works.

Photek wrote:

Blue Eyes wrote:

Photek wrote:Only the 3 of us in our house so rather than waist a Turkey we get a big steak each and serve it with a baked potato.

That ain't xmas.

We go all out for thanks giving instead. Turkey, mash, roasted, stuffing, cranberries the works.

Thanks giving?! I didn't know you were American.

Photek wrote:rather than waist a Turkey we get a big steak each and serve it with a baked potato.

Wait til Ad7 reads this car crash of a sentence.

Edit: strawberry float.. too late

Thanks giving? Oh no oh god you're one of them Oh no you're one of them oh god oh Jesus don't kill me DON'T KILL ME please

Blue Eyes wrote:

Photek wrote:

Blue Eyes wrote:

Photek wrote:Only the 3 of us in our house so rather than waist a Turkey we get a big steak each and serve it with a baked potato.

That ain't xmas.

We go all out for thanks giving instead. Turkey, mash, roasted, stuffing, cranberries the works.

Thanks giving?! I didn't know you were American.

The wife is.

Now I want Christmas dinner. strawberry float off GRcade.

Squinty wrote:Now I want Christmas dinner. strawberry float off GRcade.

Have one this Sunday, I know I will be doing so

Ad7 wrote:

Squinty wrote:Now I want Christmas dinner. strawberry float off GRcade.

Have one this Sunday, I know I will be doing so

I can't cook.

I could hire a cooking prostitute though.

Turkey, ham, home made stuffing, roast tatties, pigs (Cumberland sausages wrapped in English back bacon), and gravy. Cranberry & bread sauces for those who want, bread rolls and butter for those who like that, some oven chips for when the roast potatoes run out. Christmas pudding with lovely extra thick whipped cream. Oh, heaven.

Squinty wrote:

Ad7 wrote:

Squinty wrote:Now I want Christmas dinner. strawberry float off GRcade.

Have one this Sunday, I know I will be doing so

I can't cook.

I could hire a cooking prostitute though.

i think theyre called 'chefs'

Only five items? What sort of povvo-spec Christmas is this?

Squinty wrote:

Ad7 wrote:

Squinty wrote:Now I want Christmas dinner. strawberry float off GRcade.

Have one this Sunday, I know I will be doing so

I can't cook.

I could hire a cooking prostitute though.

What like Hugh Fearnley Lickin'balls or Gordon Ramsass?

Alvin Flummux wrote:Turkey, ham, home made stuffing, roast tatties, pigs (Cumberland sausages wrapped in English back bacon), and gravy. Cranberry & bread sauces for those who want, bread rolls and butter for those who like that, some oven chips for when the roast potatoes run out. Christmas pudding with lovely extra thick whipped cream. Oh, heaven.

People are starving! And Christmas pudding is egregious no matter how much whipped cream you slather over it.

Poser wrote:Only five items? What sort of povvo-spec Christmas is this?

It's meat and two veg, with an additional 2 options (coz it's Chrimbo). In austerity Britain, it's the only time povvos should be allowed anything more than just gruel.

The meat in my Christmas meals is ground up povvos. They get to take part and the meat has a natrual Smokey taste.

Pigs in blankets become povvos in tracksuits and so on.

Pigs and blankets are mank.