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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Sun Dec 03, 2017 10:50 pm

:lol:

Incredible card last night. That strawberry floating Overeem KO


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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Mafro » Fri Dec 08, 2017 7:57 am

GSP has vacated the middleweight title, he's got some sort of bowel disease and is taking time off to recover.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Irene Demova » Fri Dec 08, 2017 11:20 am

Wonder if it's a drug test dodge, he looked roidy as strawberry float

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Irene Demova » Sun Dec 10, 2017 6:02 am

Watch the Ortega/Swanson finish everyone

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Sun Dec 10, 2017 2:10 pm

Irene Demova wrote:Watch the Ortega/Swanson finish everyone


https://imgtc.com/w/zK5gTfX

It was a fantastic finish. Didn't think it was going to work, was shocked that he pulled it off

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Mon Dec 18, 2017 12:00 am

RDA hit a mummy strawberry floating 42 punch combo on Robbie Lawlor at this weeks UFC on fox.

I did a remix of it


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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:53 pm

So I'm not sure if y'all are aware of the freak of nature roided to the literal tits fighter, Gabi Garcia. She's famous for being a mountain of a woman who literally fought a granny over in Rizin and beat the gooseberry fool out of her. She was scheduled to fight another, different granny but missed weight by TWENTY SIX strawberry floating POUNDS.

Here's her apology. Just wait for the unintentional comedy gold when Wanderlei Silva shows up:

https://streamable.com/0k4pr

And this comment from Reddit strawberry floating slew me

This was sad and cringey, but I laughed so god damn hard when she said "I am normal girl" in a voice like a strawberry floatin ogre lmao

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Mafro » Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:10 pm

Oh gooseberry fool there’s the RIZIN show in a couple of days. I completely forgot.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Grumpy David » Fri Dec 29, 2017 4:44 pm

Let us pray that Khabib will make weight for UFC 219. He's not quite Gabi Garcia levels of being nowhere near making weight but still!

Also how strawberry floating hench is Gabi Garcia. She's built like an American Fridge Freezer. :slol:

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:07 pm

She's absolutely terrifying. To put it in perspective, she only weighed 6kg less than Francis Ngannou did when he weighed in vs Overeem :lol:

Khabib made weight!

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Grumpy David » Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:14 pm

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade wrote:She's absolutely terrifying. To put it in perspective, she only weighed 6kg less than Francis Ngannou did when he weighed in vs Overeem :lol:

Khabib made weight!



strawberry floating hell. That woman isn't right! :slol:

Tiramisu Time for "Khalabeeb". :datass:

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:22 pm

Gently-Hung Holly Wreath wrote:Image


I love Rizin :lol:

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Mafro » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:39 pm

The Cup Noodle guy as always :lol:

EDIT: oh god I just noticed he has a mask face! :lol:

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:46 pm

Team cup noodle for life :lol:

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Grumpy David » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:02 pm

Khabib is a scary dude.

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Mcgregor v Ferguson's got to happen first because it's champ v interim champ but that's another tough fight for Conor. Either way, Conor is holding up the belt for too long for a man who isn't injured.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Lotus » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:28 pm

Khabib is immense.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:25 am

His record is pretty padded tho, a large chunk of that 25-0 is against 0-1 unknown Russian bums

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Grumpy David » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:19 am

Yeah his fights with scrubs make that number of wins / no losses not that important. I'm more impressed with the parenting here of Kid Khabib training against an actual bear. Only in Russia!



Also explains The Beast's wrestling strength and nickname. :lol:

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:49 am

It kinda sucks because Khabib is a strawberry floating amazing fighter, even despite the padded record, but i just cant get on board that particular hype train because of his association with Kadyrov. Pretty much anyone who associates with him is completely tainted in my book now. in a way i can kinda understand it because Khabib is a citizen there and even if he did stand up and refuse to be associated with him, hed likely get killed for it. But hes pretty much Kadyrov and Akhmat MMAs poster boy now, so strawberry float him. But theres no excuse for people like Werdum, Mir and even Floyd Mayweather hanging out with that piece of gooseberry fool.


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