|Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification

Fed up talking videogames? Why?
User avatar
Grumpy David
Member
Joined in 2008
AKA: Cubeamania

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Grumpy David » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:21 am

zXe wrote:Jon Jones has failed his UFC 214 post-fight drug test. strawberry floating hell.. I actually don't even know what to say to this guy anymore.



This strawberry floating guy. :fp: :fp: :fp:

Jon Jones ffs.

Poor DC. :x

User avatar
Mafro
Moderator
Joined in 2008
AKA: DAT MAF
Contact:

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Mafro » Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:30 am

He posted this a month ago:



:lol: :lol: :lol:

HSH28 wrote:Assmung you ever get one that is.

Blog | Twitter
User avatar
Rocsteady
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Rocsteady » Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:39 am

If he doesn't now get a life time ban the UFC is a total joke.

Image
User avatar
Floex
Member
Joined in 2008
Contact:

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Floex » Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:50 am

Jon Jones gonna Jon Jones.

User avatar
Brerlappin
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Brerlappin » Wed Aug 23, 2017 9:55 am

Jesus Christ Jones :lol: Like when he won the title back, and did it without being a banana split, he was respectful to DC, said all the right things post fight, put on an amazing performance, I was like "okay, maybe now I can finally get behind Jones". What a strawberry floating waster

User avatar
Mafro
Moderator
Joined in 2008
AKA: DAT MAF
Contact:

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Mafro » Wed Aug 23, 2017 12:07 pm

I feel so sorry for this guy :lol:


HSH28 wrote:Assmung you ever get one that is.

Blog | Twitter
User avatar
Rog
Member ♥
Joined in 2008
Location: Cleethorpes
Contact:

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Rog » Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:53 pm

Anyone who has "cat fancier" in his bio deserves all the hate he gets. Even if it isn't aimed at him.

User avatar
Irene Demova
Member
Joined in 2009
AKA: Karl

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Irene Demova » Wed Aug 23, 2017 4:30 pm

Didn't believe this when I read it because of how stupid Jones would have to be to have done it :lol:

User avatar
Brerlappin
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Brerlappin » Wed Aug 23, 2017 5:34 pm

I made a video about UFC 1, for anyone whos never seen what a shitshow it was:



watch it before the UFC takes it down!

User avatar
Skippy
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Skippy » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:38 pm

Rocsteady wrote:If he doesn't now get a life time ban the UFC is a total joke.


Jones/Lesnar though, can Dana turn down that money-spinner? Maybe let them both roid up beforehand :lol:

User avatar
Rocsteady
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Rocsteady » Wed Aug 23, 2017 7:49 pm

Brerlappin wrote:I made a video about UFC 1, for anyone whos never seen what a shitshow it was:



watch it before the UFC takes it down!

:lol:

Very good, thoroughly enjoyed that watch. Bill Whatsisname nailed that commentary throughout

Image
User avatar
Brerlappin
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Brerlappin » Wed Aug 23, 2017 8:21 pm

Rocsteady wrote:
Brerlappin wrote:I made a video about UFC 1, for anyone whos never seen what a shitshow it was:



watch it before the UFC takes it down!

:lol:

Very good, thoroughly enjoyed that watch. Bill Whatsisname nailed that commentary throughout


Cheers :D
Yeah he was incredibly insightful. "Hes a kickboxer, so he has the punching techniques from boxing, and the kicking from tae kwon do...and the kicking" :lol:
I didn't realize what a shitty tournament UFC 1 was til I watched it tho. strawberry float me. Like I know its known as the event where Gracie Jui Jitsu showed the world how powerful it is and all that, Royce literally takes down Art Jimmerson who immediately taps for no reason whatsoever. And I'm pretty sure the choke he finished Gerard Gordeau with in the final isn't even sunk in or choking him. It looks like it could be some kind of Gi choke, but ill be strawberry floated if I can see what happened. People just gave up as soon as he grappled with them. And the other fights were just hilariously gooseberry fool. Kevin Rosier was like "ive been training three whole weeks for this tournament" :lol:

User avatar
Mafro
Moderator
Joined in 2008
AKA: DAT MAF
Contact:

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Mafro » Sun Aug 27, 2017 6:35 pm

Bisping vs GSP for UFC 217 is official.

HSH28 wrote:Assmung you ever get one that is.

Blog | Twitter
User avatar
Brerlappin
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Brerlappin » Thu Aug 31, 2017 11:35 am

Brendan Schaub was Conors biggest cheerleader in the run up to the fight. Some of the gooseberry fool he was coming out with was insane so I put it all together in a compilation for posterity


User avatar
IAmTheSaladMan
Member
Joined in 2011
Location: Sunderland

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by IAmTheSaladMan » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:12 pm

Brerlappin wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
Brerlappin wrote:I made a video about UFC 1, for anyone whos never seen what a shitshow it was:



watch it before the UFC takes it down!

:lol:

Very good, thoroughly enjoyed that watch. Bill Whatsisname nailed that commentary throughout


Cheers :D
Yeah he was incredibly insightful. "Hes a kickboxer, so he has the punching techniques from boxing, and the kicking from tae kwon do...and the kicking" :lol:
I didn't realize what a shitty tournament UFC 1 was til I watched it tho. strawberry float me. Like I know its known as the event where Gracie Jui Jitsu showed the world how powerful it is and all that, Royce literally takes down Art Jimmerson who immediately taps for no reason whatsoever. And I'm pretty sure the choke he finished Gerard Gordeau with in the final isn't even sunk in or choking him. It looks like it could be some kind of Gi choke, but ill be strawberry floated if I can see what happened. People just gave up as soon as he grappled with them. And the other fights were just hilariously gooseberry fool. Kevin Rosier was like "ive been training three whole weeks for this tournament" :lol:


The tournament as a whole is pretty gooseberry fool but despite the "Bullshit" chants from the crowd I thought the Ken Shamrock vs Patrick Smith fight was okay. Not great but at least okay.

Image
User avatar
Brerlappin
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Brerlappin » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:33 pm

IAmTheSaladMan wrote:
Brerlappin wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
Brerlappin wrote:I made a video about UFC 1, for anyone whos never seen what a shitshow it was:



watch it before the UFC takes it down!

:lol:

Very good, thoroughly enjoyed that watch. Bill Whatsisname nailed that commentary throughout


Cheers :D
Yeah he was incredibly insightful. "Hes a kickboxer, so he has the punching techniques from boxing, and the kicking from tae kwon do...and the kicking" :lol:
I didn't realize what a shitty tournament UFC 1 was til I watched it tho. strawberry float me. Like I know its known as the event where Gracie Jui Jitsu showed the world how powerful it is and all that, Royce literally takes down Art Jimmerson who immediately taps for no reason whatsoever. And I'm pretty sure the choke he finished Gerard Gordeau with in the final isn't even sunk in or choking him. It looks like it could be some kind of Gi choke, but ill be strawberry floated if I can see what happened. People just gave up as soon as he grappled with them. And the other fights were just hilariously gooseberry fool. Kevin Rosier was like "ive been training three whole weeks for this tournament" :lol:


The tournament as a whole is pretty gooseberry fool but despite the "Bullshit" chants from the crowd I thought the Ken Shamrock vs Patrick Smith fight was okay. Not great but at least okay.


Yeah I didn't understand that, I guess maybe because back then people didn't really know much about submissions so they just thought Smith quit or something? Or maybe Shamrock just wasn't popular. But it was a legitimate win, definitely.

User avatar
Rocsteady
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Rocsteady » Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:34 pm

Brerlappin wrote:Brendan Schaub was Conors biggest cheerleader in the run up to the fight. Some of the gooseberry fool he was coming out with was insane so I put it all together in a compilation for posterity


Even ignoring everything else he claimed I've no idea how anyone could state McGregor was the A side of that fight. Absolutely no evidence backing that up whatsoever.

Image
User avatar
Brerlappin
Member
Joined in 2008

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Brerlappin » Thu Aug 31, 2017 10:22 pm

Yeah, like Conor is obviously a huge draw, but Mayweather is the dude whose been boxing for 20 years and made a billion dollars from it. How anyone can argue he's the B side is just..wow

User avatar
Mini E
Member
Joined in 2008
AKA: Vampbuster

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Mini E » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:13 am



Not sure if this guy is well-known as a kick-boxer but he is spewing this to 25k followers :fp: - there's a full chain of tweets on this subject. :fp:

A professor from MIT who is followed by President Obama replied telling him how dangerous what he was saying is and his response was just "wrong". Good evidence :fp:

Also:



Most accurate thing Ricky's done for years.

User avatar
Mafro
Moderator
Joined in 2008
AKA: DAT MAF
Contact:

PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Mafro » Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:44 am



That photo of Jones :lol: :lol: :lol:

HSH28 wrote:Assmung you ever get one that is.

Blog | Twitter

Return to “Stuff”

Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 44 guests