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by Brerlappin » Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:06 pm

Mafrozen wrote:What's this?


Khabib, and his gym, Akhmat MMA are cronies of Cechen dictator/warlord Ramzan Kadyrov. Khabib hangs out with Kadyrov, Kadyrov has recruited bodyguards from Akhmat. Hes also paid Frank Mir, Fabricio Werdum, Floyd Mayweather, and others to come over and hang out/pose for photos, as Kadyrov fancies himself as a fighter/strongman etc. Hes accused of multiple human rights violations and most recently a crackdown on gay people by murdering them. He even joked that he couldnt have killed all the gays in Chechnya, because there are no gays in Chechnya. From his wiki:

Kadyrov has been personally implicated in several instances of torture and murder. A number of Chechens opposed to Kadyrov have been assassinated abroad, and several witnesses (including Artur Kurmakaev and Ruslan Khalidov) report the existence of a 300 name "Murder List". Chechens who have been murdered, where Kadyrov's involvement is suspected, include Movladi Baisarov and Ruslan Yamadaev (both Moscow); Sulim Yamadaev (Dubai); Gazhi Edilsutanov, Islam Dzahnibekov, Ali Osaev (Istanbul); and Umar Israilov (Vienna).[85]

Kadyrov stated in December 2009 that he had personally helped many of the murder victims and their families and was not their enemy. "I don't want to kill, who did I fight? I fought terrorists. Who did I protect? I protected the whole of Russia so that people in Moscow or St. Petersburg...could live in peace. They accuse me of killing women and children. It's not true."[40]


Kadyrov has previously encouraged extrajudicial killings of homosexual men by family members as an alternative to law enforcement – in some cases, gay men in prison have been released early specifically to enable their murder by relatives


Hes also the piece of gooseberry fool that staged an MMA fight for children.

A mixed martial arts tournament involving children was held as an "exhibition fight" on 4 October during the Grand Prix Akhmat 2016 in Grozny and broadcast on Match TV. Ramzan's three sons, all of whom are aged under 12, fought in the tournament with Ramzan sitting in the audience and none of the fighters wore any protective gear. One of the fights ended with a technical knockout. He also posted images of the bouts on his Instagram account. The event caused an outcry especially against Ramzan allowing his children to compete in the tournament. Fedor Emelianenko, the president of Russian MMA Union, criticised the event as "inexcusable", stating that rules stipulate fighters under the age of 21 have to wear protective gear while children under the age of 12 are not allowed to compete.


and heres Khabib and Kadyrov jsut hanging out

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Honestly, strawberry float anyone who has anything to do with this dude.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Grumpy David » Tue Jan 02, 2018 5:52 pm

You'd think Mayweather is rich enough to not need to hang out with dickheads like this. They can't pay him enough to make it worthwhile? Mir and Werdum need that red panty money.

Khabib has a Tiramisu addiction to pay for. Seems have dodgy mates.

I think my fave reason for Mcgregor or Ferguson to beat Khabib is to prevent him being used for Russian propaganda.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Lotus » Sat Jan 13, 2018 11:04 am

Robert Whittaker's pulled out of the Rockhold fight. Will now be Rockhold vs Romero for the interim belt.

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by Irene Demova » Sat Jan 13, 2018 2:31 pm

Lotus wrote:Robert Whittaker's pulled out of the Rockhold fight. Will now be Rockhold vs Romero for the interim belt.

lol Rockhold's already ducked him once

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Sat Jan 13, 2018 8:32 pm

And Uriah Hall has been taken to hospital due to weight cutting issues and is off tonights card.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Grumpy David » Sat Jan 13, 2018 10:50 pm

Romero vs Rockhold interests me more than the originally planned fight.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Mafro » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:39 pm

Rumours that McGregor is being stripped of the lightweight title for the Ferguson vs Khabib fight on April 7th.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Lucien » Tue Jan 16, 2018 11:43 pm

Mafrozen wrote:Rumours that McGregor is being stripped of the lightweight title for the Ferguson vs Khabib fight on April 7th.


The thing that's gooseberry fool is they're saying Conor will get an immediate title shot when he comes back. If you're too lazy to defend the title, and they strip you, you should need to fight for the opportunity to be #1 contender.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Lucien » Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:30 pm

Khabib vs Ferguson - April 7th confirmed. Looks like it's going to be for the actual belt.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Return_of_the_STAR » Wed Jan 17, 2018 10:49 pm

Lucien wrote:
Mafrozen wrote:Rumours that McGregor is being stripped of the lightweight title for the Ferguson vs Khabib fight on April 7th.


The thing that's gooseberry fool is they're saying Conor will get an immediate title shot when he comes back. If you're too lazy to defend the title, and they strip you, you should need to fight for the opportunity to be #1 contender.


Yeah I agree. Having it stripped from you due to injury is a different matter but not wanting to defend it due to wanting to do other things for a bit, get to the back of the queue.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Thu Jan 18, 2018 12:25 am

Now we just need Conor stripped, and Tony to jiu jitsu strawberry float Khabib, and the balance will be restored

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Lotus » Mon Jan 22, 2018 10:33 am

Good to see the Ngannou hype train derailed at the weekend. The UFC wanted him to win so badly, and he started to believe his own hype as well - probably thought all he had to do was turn up to win. Ended up getting schooled by Stipe and his flaws were exposed; doesn't know what to do when on the ground, and gets tired/slow pretty easily. Loved Stipe grabbing the belt off Dana. :slol:

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Mafro » Mon Jan 22, 2018 11:57 am

I'm loving all of Dana White's chosen ones getting soundly beaten one by one.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Mafro » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:19 pm



:?

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Grumpy David » Fri Jan 26, 2018 11:46 pm

The money fight weight class. DC won't be killing himself cutting and relying on the towel trick. Interesting fight but I'd rather DC fights Gustaffson. Also that Rumble comes out of retirement.

Will watch this season of TUF too. I skipped the last few because it's one of those shows I just forget is even on TV.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:26 am

Mafro wrote:

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That's a hell of a strawberry floating fight if it happens. Chael called it yesterday too. Don't forget DC was a heavyweight in strikeforce. Only reason he went LHW was cause he didn't want to fight his teammate Cain

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Lucien » Sat Jan 27, 2018 12:42 am

Don't get the confused face - that's a great fight. Although if DC wins he'll very likely vacate one of the belts immediately which won't be good.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Mafro » Sat Jan 27, 2018 9:32 am

I'd rather see Cormier vs Gustafsson.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:09 pm

ESPN forgot about the moratorium on asking Ronda about her losses to Holly and Amanda



I had to remix it


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by Saint of Killers » Mon Jan 29, 2018 9:17 pm

:lol: Holy gooseberry fool at 15 seconds. I bet she was thinking (y'know, if she still had the way with all) Where the strawberry float did Holly go?!

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