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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 212: Aldo v Holloway feat. Claudia Qt 3.14
by Brerlappin » Mon May 29, 2017 3:00 pm

212 this weekend. Looks like a decent-ish card.

UFC 212 FIGHT CARD

Featherweight
José Aldo (c) vs. Max Holloway (ic)

Women's Strawweight
Cláudia Gadelha vs. Karolina Kowalkiewicz

Light Heavyweight
Vitor Belfort vs. Nate Marquardt

Middleweight
Paulo Borrachinha vs. Oluwale Bamgbose

Welterweight
Erick Silva vs. Yancy Medeiros













but lets not pretend like were not only interested in one thing. Queen Bae Claudia

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my life for you queen
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whats that? you want me to sacrifice people in your name?
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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 212: Aldo v Holloway feat. Claudia Qt 3.14
by Lotus » Mon May 29, 2017 3:35 pm

Gus vs Teixeira was a good fight.

Only interested in Aldo-Holloway out of 212's fights, kinda bullshit how Aldo's the 'champion' though. If they'd just made McGregor defend the belt there wouldn't be this mess.
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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 212: Aldo v Holloway feat. Claudia Qt 3.14
by Mafro » Mon May 29, 2017 7:27 pm

Brerlappin wrote:but lets not pretend like were not only interested in one thing. Queen Bae Claudia

The ultimate Qt 3.14
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those cheesegrater abs
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whats that? you want me to sacrifice people in your name?
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The classic over-the-shoulder sex kitten pose
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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 212: Aldo v Holloway feat. Claudia Qt 3.14
by Rocsteady » Mon May 29, 2017 8:20 pm

Love a girl that could murder me in bed :datass:

This isn't even true, it's overly intimidating


Would happily die at her hands though, she's insane.

As Lotus said, my main interest here's the Aldo fight. Probably won't stay up for it and just pirate the show on Sunday so I can skip a couple of bouts.
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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 212: Aldo v Holloway feat. Claudia Qt 3.14
by Brerlappin » Tue May 30, 2017 1:34 pm

Id swim through a river of gooseberry fool just to suck the cock of the last man who strawberry floated her



real talk tho, the co man between Karolina and Claudia should be a strawberry floating belter. Karolina is a great striker and came closer than pretty much anyone to finishing Joanna jerjerjerjerjerk. And Claudia has that freak strength and can just pick women up and slam them at will, so itll be a good one im sure.
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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 212: Aldo v Holloway feat. Claudia Qt 3.14
by Grumpy David » Fri Jun 02, 2017 2:24 pm

strawberry float 212. I'm way more interested by 213 lineup:

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 212: Aldo v Holloway feat. Claudia Qt 3.14
by Lucien » Sat Jun 03, 2017 1:24 am

Claudia is too man-like. Sounds like a man too. I prefer Karolina. <3

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 212: Aldo v Holloway feat. Claudia Qt 3.14
by Mafro » Wed Jun 14, 2017 10:52 pm



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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | McGregor (0-0) v Mayweather (49-0) 26/8. Burn it all down.
by Brerlappin » Wed Jun 14, 2017 11:01 pm

This is the biggest carny clowntown sideshow gooseberry fool I ever heard in my god damned life
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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | McGregor (0-0) v Mayweather (49-0) 26/8. Burn it all down.
by Lotus » Thu Jun 15, 2017 1:36 am

The build-up to this fight will be more entertaining than the fight itself. Conor hasn't got much to lose really, even if/when he loses everyone's expecting it, so who gives a gooseberry fool. The money and publicity is worth it for sure. I'd guess he'll talk a load of gooseberry fool about Mayweather being a wife beater, being illiterate, etc, which could be entertaining I guess.
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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | McGregor (0-0) v Mayweather (49-0) 26/8. Burn it all down.
by Grumpy David » Thu Jun 15, 2017 7:03 am

HYPE TRAIN! I didn't think you'd fight would happen so soon!

I actually think it's worth creating a new topic for this fight given it'll probably attract more interest from people who wouldn't ordinarily read this topic.
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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | McGregor (0-0) v Mayweather (49-0) 26/8. Burn it all down.
by Rocsteady » Thu Jun 15, 2017 8:29 am

Lotus wrote:The build-up to this fight will be more entertaining than the fight itself. Conor hasn't got much to lose really, even if/when he loses everyone's expecting it, so who gives a gooseberry fool. The money and publicity is worth it for sure. I'd guess he'll talk a load of gooseberry fool about Mayweather being a wife beater, being illiterate, etc, which could be entertaining I guess.

No chance he'll mention the wife, contract stipulations will be in there.

Also, just lol
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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | McGregor (0-0) v Mayweather (49-0) 26/8. Burn it all down.
by Mafro » Thu Jun 15, 2017 9:01 am

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | McGregor (0-0) v Mayweather (49-0) 26/8. Burn it all down.
by IAmTheSaladMan » Fri Jun 16, 2017 8:54 pm

Just seen on Twitter that Matt Hughes has had to be airlifted to hospital after his vehicle was hit by a train.

http://fansided.com/2017/06/16/former-ufc-champion-matt-hughes-involved-serious-car-accident-involving-train/
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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | McGregor (0-0) v Mayweather (49-0) 26/8. Burn it all down.
by Lotus » Sat Jun 17, 2017 1:03 pm

Yeah it sounded pretty bad. :dread:

Some good Matt Hughes moments: https://streamable.com/asxh3
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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | McGregor (0-0) v Mayweather (49-0) 26/8. Burn it all down.
by IAmTheSaladMan » Sun Jun 18, 2017 12:14 am

I don't really follow UFC now but back when I did one of my favourite fights was Matt Hughes vs Carlos Newton. The ending had Newton putting Hughes in a triangle but Hughes countering with a power bomb like slam, it was a super close call as to whether Newton choked out Hughes or Hughes knocked out Newton with the slam.
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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | McGregor (0-0) v Mayweather (49-0) 26/8. Burn it all down.
by Lotus » Sun Jun 18, 2017 3:04 pm

This is beautiful. :lol: :fp:

https://oddshot.tv/s/2am9W5 (Holly Holm vs. Bethe Correia spoiler)
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