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by Brerlappin » Wed Jul 26, 2017 4:25 pm

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Mafro wrote:Not arsed about this at all. Jones is going to be the favourite vs pretty much anyone he faces due to his physical gifts giving him a huge advantage. No coincidence his biggest beating was against Gustafsson.

Shame Jones v Rumble never happened.


Maia fight doesn't interest you either?

214 is the most stacked card in ages, I can't wait for it.


I cant wait for Woodley v Maia. It haspotential to be a wrestlefuck snoozefest tho, but im hoping for a dominant BJJ display from Maia

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by Lucien » Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:19 pm

Despite the ridiculous height/reach advantage I'm still most looking forward to Cormier/Jones. It's more about the story though - i.e. I hate Jones and want to see him be beaten by Cormier, who I like as a person. If Cormier loses this could be his last fight, so I expect to see him at his absolute best. He also beat Gustaffson, just, so he can overcome great disadvantages.

Cormier/Jones
Woodley/Maia
Cerrone/Lawler

Cheatborg/Evinger
Manuwa/Oezdimer (latter of whom has only lost once)

What a card. :datass:

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by Mafro » Wed Jul 26, 2017 6:22 pm

Oh I just meant the main event. The rest of the card does look really good on paper.

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by Lotus » Fri Jul 28, 2017 3:12 pm

I'm pretty indifferent about Cormier, but Jones is a god-tier banana split, so Cormier to win please. Also hoping to see Maia win. Lawler-Cerrone should be good, not fussed about any other fights.

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by Brerlappin » Sat Jul 29, 2017 9:39 am



Man DC is such a nice guy, I really want him to win but I just don't see it happening.

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by Kanbei » Sat Jul 29, 2017 10:26 am

Frampton missing his weight by a pound and then his opponent slipped in the shower and knocked 2 teeth out and concussed himself :lol: couldn't make it up!

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by Lucien » Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:44 am

Well, no surprises there in any sense. Cyb-roid taking the belt; Woodley in another safe snoozefest; Jones beating Cormier; Cerrone/Lawler having the best fight of the night.

Cormier took that loss hard, but he just needs to realise the disadvantages were far too great. Nobody I know thought he had a chance. He looked like a kid in there fighting an adult.

I know Woodley has amazing takedown defence, but even so Maia's takedowns seem awful for someone who needs to get you to the ground. Literally the same one move over and over. No variation or trickery.

Not that fussed about Jones vs Brock. Brock hates getting hit, and he's just not that good a fighter, so I foresee an easy Jones win. Hopefully Brock squashes him with ground and pound though. Both banana splits, that said.

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by Grumpy David » Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:38 pm

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First fight was short but fun. Cyborg's win was easily foreseen. Woodley vs Maia was long and boring AF. Felt bad for DC, really wanted him to knock Jones clean out and he won the first 2 rounds too. Think that fight went on for a few too many punches at the end, DC looked badly hurt afterwards. Probably shouldn't have been interviewed afterwards, reminded me of Overeem's post fight interview. Also this GIF:

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Matter of time before another freakshow comes along and Jones loses. Probably won't be for another few years. In the meantime, I'd love to see Brock Lesnar vs Jon Jones.

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by zXe » Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:46 pm

Is Brock lesnar really fighting Jon Jones? That be more of a farce than Mayweather Mcgregor.

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by Grumpy David » Sun Jul 30, 2017 12:54 pm

zXe wrote:Is Brock lesnar really fighting Jon Jones? That be more of a farce than Mayweather Mcgregor.


No USADA testing, have the fight held in international waters and maybe Jones enters the ring 40lbs heavier than Brock. :shifty:

Jones suggested that fight in his post-fight interview. I want it to become reality.

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by JiggerJay » Sun Jul 30, 2017 5:45 pm

Stayed up last night to watch this, DC was doing really well Imo he was constantly pushing forwards and really kept Jones at bay, the finish was special and the aftermath was quite heartwarming as well seeing Jones evolve as a person rather than rub salt in the wounds.

But what the strawberry float Rogan?! DC was clearly out of it and he decides to try and interview him, I also had the feeling with three of them on the commentary team they are prepping for Rogan to go

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by Lucien » Sun Jul 30, 2017 6:19 pm

Brerlappin wrote:I cant wait for Woodley v Maia. It haspotential to be a wrestlefuck snoozefest tho, but im hoping for a dominant BJJ display from Maia


In hindsight this was a step up from what we got. Apparently the match set a record for the fewest punches thrown in a five round title fight by quite some margin. It's also led to GSP being matched against Bisping instead of him facing Woodley (a reversal by Dana).

Anderson Silva was told off for not finishing Demian Maia in the past too.

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by Brerlappin » Sun Jul 30, 2017 9:25 pm

That gif :lol:

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Brerlappin wrote:I cant wait for Woodley v Maia. It haspotential to be a wrestlefuck snoozefest tho, but im hoping for a dominant BJJ display from Maia


In hindsight this was a step up from what we got. Apparently the match set a record for the fewest punches thrown in a five round title fight by quite some margin. It's also led to GSP being matched against Bisping instead of him facing Woodley (a reversal by Dana).

Anderson Silva was told off for not finishing Demian Maia in the past too.


Yeah Jesus Christ that was a bad fight. Maia's takedowns were terrible. Telegraphed a mile away. And Woodley just circling around him for 5 rounds. Like if Woodley actually tried and Juliet his hands go, he would have easily finished Wonderboy and Maia. But he's just such a boring banana split he'd rather jab and run.

Good fights overall (co main aside). Fairly predictable results tho. God damn it hurt watching DC after he got KOed. Like watching your dad get beat up.

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by Lotus » Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:01 pm

Ugh, I hate Jones. DC was looking really good as well, right up until the headkick. The confidence and demeanour was a lot different to their first fight and I was hoping it would go the distance as I reckon DC would've won the decision.

I skipped through Woodley-Maia, so dull. Dana shitting on Woodley after the fight as well, and confirming GSP-Bisping instead of GSP-Woodley. :lol:

Lawler-Cerrone was great fun. Not sure Lawler won it as convincingly as the judges made out, but it could've gone either way for me.

Lesnar vs Jones was being hyped a lot before the fight, so wasn't too surprised when Jones called him out. Would love to see Lesnar snap those chicken legs. :nod:

Also, who was that on commentary with Anik and Rogan? Cruz? Sounded so whiny and annoying. The 3-way commentary is so gooseberry fool.

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by Lucien » Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:19 pm

Lotus wrote:Also, who was that on commentary with Anik and Rogan? Cruz? Sounded so whiny and annoying. The 3-way commentary is so gooseberry fool.


Yeah it was Cruz. Can't stand him - hated the way he made out Cyborg's intended opponent was a coward for not wanting to fight her, when he knows it's because she didn't want to fight an obvious roid head cheater. At the very least that's the reason she gave, yet he just gooseberry fool all over her.

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by Mafro » Mon Jul 31, 2017 12:23 pm

So Bisping vs GSP is on again huh.

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by KK » Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:17 pm

Just seen the price of the Mayweather/McGregor fight in the US on PPV...$100. :slol:

Sky Sports got it for £20.

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by Grumpy David » Mon Jul 31, 2017 11:39 pm

KK wrote:Just seen the price of the Mayweather/McGregor fight in the US on PPV...$100. :slol:

Sky Sports got it for £20.


I was under the impression that UFC PPVs normally cost that much in the USA?

Makes £20 sound like a bargain though!

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by zXe » Wed Aug 23, 2017 1:31 am

Jon Jones has failed his UFC 214 post-fight drug test. strawberry floating hell.. I actually don't even know what to say to this guy anymore.


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