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by Lucien » Thu Dec 28, 2017 11:29 pm

Looking forward to Khabib vs Barboza this weekend. I've stuck a bet on Barboza - he's a heavy underdog. Too much so imo. Almost went for the Barboza/Holm underdog double, but Holm is fighting a walking steroid (it appears) so nah.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Brerlappin » Fri Dec 29, 2017 1:53 pm

So I'm not sure if y'all are aware of the freak of nature roided to the literal tits fighter, Gabi Garcia. She's famous for being a mountain of a woman who literally fought a granny over in Rizin and beat the gooseberry fool out of her. She was scheduled to fight another, different granny but missed weight by TWENTY SIX strawberry floating POUNDS.

Here's her apology. Just wait for the unintentional comedy gold when Wanderlei Silva shows up:

https://streamable.com/0k4pr

And this comment from Reddit strawberry floating slew me

This was sad and cringey, but I laughed so god damn hard when she said "I am normal girl" in a voice like a strawberry floatin ogre lmao

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by Mafrozen » Fri Dec 29, 2017 2:10 pm

Oh gooseberry fool there’s the RIZIN show in a couple of days. I completely forgot.

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by Grumpy David » Fri Dec 29, 2017 4:44 pm

Let us pray that Khabib will make weight for UFC 219. He's not quite Gabi Garcia levels of being nowhere near making weight but still!

Also how strawberry floating hench is Gabi Garcia. She's built like an American Fridge Freezer. :slol:

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by Brerlappin » Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:07 pm

She's absolutely terrifying. To put it in perspective, she only weighed 6kg less than Francis Ngannou did when he weighed in vs Overeem :lol:

Khabib made weight!

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by Grumpy David » Fri Dec 29, 2017 6:14 pm

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade wrote:She's absolutely terrifying. To put it in perspective, she only weighed 6kg less than Francis Ngannou did when he weighed in vs Overeem :lol:

Khabib made weight!



strawberry floating hell. That woman isn't right! :slol:

Tiramisu Time for "Khalabeeb". :datass:

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by Lucien » Fri Dec 29, 2017 9:22 pm

I just saw that the winner of Edson/Khabib may face Tony instead of Conor. What a shoddy shithouse the UFC is. They basically set up loads of hurdles for other fighters like Tony and they set up one for Conor - if he clears that one hurdle he's amazing. The fact a pretty poor fighter is being treated like a God boils my piss. You just know Dana is sitting hoping Khabib and the other fighters strawberry float each other up so Conor can swoop in and pick on their carcasses.

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by Brerlappin » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:22 pm

Gently-Hung Holly Wreath wrote:Image


I love Rizin :lol:

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by Mafrozen » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:39 pm

The Cup Noodle guy as always :lol:

EDIT: oh god I just noticed he has a mask face! :lol:

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by Brerlappin » Fri Dec 29, 2017 10:46 pm

Team cup noodle for life :lol:

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by Grumpy David » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:02 pm

Khabib is a scary dude.

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Mcgregor v Ferguson's got to happen first because it's champ v interim champ but that's another tough fight for Conor. Either way, Conor is holding up the belt for too long for a man who isn't injured.

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by Lotus » Mon Jan 01, 2018 12:28 pm

Khabib is immense.

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by Lucien » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:30 am

Khabib must have the best MMA record in terms of being undefeated. 25-0 now, and he's not even beating guys he's a massive advantage over: i.e. he's not going into the octagon with a massive reach advantage, nor is he cutting weight to the point he's much larger than his opponents *cough* Jon Jones, Darren Till, Conor McGregor.

He's already got to be considered one of the best, and if he beats Tony Fergusson (the real 155 champ) then damn. He's talked about going to 145 so he could easily be an undefeated two belt champion. He's similarish proportions to Max Holloway so if he gets to 27-0 and holds two belts he's got to be amongst GOAT talks.

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by Brerlappin » Tue Jan 02, 2018 8:25 am

His record is pretty padded tho, a large chunk of that 25-0 is against 0-1 unknown Russian bums

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by Grumpy David » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:19 am

Yeah his fights with scrubs make that number of wins / no losses not that important. I'm more impressed with the parenting here of Kid Khabib training against an actual bear. Only in Russia!



Also explains The Beast's wrestling strength and nickname. :lol:

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by Brerlappin » Tue Jan 02, 2018 10:49 am

It kinda sucks because Khabib is a strawberry floating amazing fighter, even despite the padded record, but i just cant get on board that particular hype train because of his association with Kadyrov. Pretty much anyone who associates with him is completely tainted in my book now. in a way i can kinda understand it because Khabib is a citizen there and even if he did stand up and refuse to be associated with him, hed likely get killed for it. But hes pretty much Kadyrov and Akhmat MMAs poster boy now, so strawberry float him. But theres no excuse for people like Werdum, Mir and even Floyd Mayweather hanging out with that piece of gooseberry fool.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 217 This Sat - Bisping v GSP - Card of the year?
by Irene Demova » Tue Jan 02, 2018 1:35 pm

Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade wrote:It kinda sucks because Khabib is a strawberry floating amazing fighter, even despite the padded record, but i just cant get on board that particular hype train because of his association with Kadyrov. Pretty much anyone who associates with him is completely tainted in my book now. in a way i can kinda understand it because Khabib is a citizen there and even if he did stand up and refuse to be associated with him, hed likely get killed for it. But hes pretty much Kadyrov and Akhmat MMAs poster boy now, so strawberry float him. But theres no excuse for people like Werdum, Mir and even Floyd Mayweather hanging out with that piece of gooseberry fool.

Yeah but even though Khabib lives there he still holds the same insane Salafi beliefs as Kadyrov, he's hardly an innocent party.

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by Brerlappin » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:02 pm

Irene Demova wrote:
Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade wrote:It kinda sucks because Khabib is a strawberry floating amazing fighter, even despite the padded record, but i just cant get on board that particular hype train because of his association with Kadyrov. Pretty much anyone who associates with him is completely tainted in my book now. in a way i can kinda understand it because Khabib is a citizen there and even if he did stand up and refuse to be associated with him, hed likely get killed for it. But hes pretty much Kadyrov and Akhmat MMAs poster boy now, so strawberry float him. But theres no excuse for people like Werdum, Mir and even Floyd Mayweather hanging out with that piece of gooseberry fool.

Yeah but even though Khabib lives there he still holds the same insane Salafi beliefs as Kadyrov, he's hardly an innocent party.


Yeah I wasn't excusing it, he's definitely not innocent, I just meant of all of them he's the only one who could at least have a plausible excuse. But they're all scum IMO.

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by Mafrozen » Tue Jan 02, 2018 4:47 pm

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