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by JiggerJay » Wed Jan 07, 2015 3:58 pm

UFC is such a joke, they punish numerous fighters because they had weed in their system, but applaud Jones because he is checking himself into rehab to avoid any real punishment. He gets the royal treatment from Dana and the gang because of his status, rank and draw.

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by JiggerJay » Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:08 pm

Yeah http://www.mmamania.com/2012/5/19/30308 ... nto-a-pole maybe that was a coke incident?! lol

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by Lotus » Wed Jan 07, 2015 4:12 pm

I'd imagine that with GSP and Silva gone/out for the moment, Jones is their biggest PPV draw, so they're not going to throw him under a bus, especially with all this 'potential GOAT' talk that's been going on from Dana. His statement was such bullshit. :lol:

Funny how Jones likes to paint this Christian, do-gooder, "I snitch on pot-smokers" attitude, and then turns out to be a coke head. :lol:

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by zXe » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:00 pm

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by Lonestar » Wed Jan 07, 2015 6:13 pm

I'm pretty sure all the guys who have been busted for weed tested positive as a result of their post fight test, the test that got Jones busted was an out of competition test. If Jones would have had cocaine in his system during the fight on Saturday this would have been an even bigger shitstorm for him and the UFC.

Like others have said I doubt he has a cocaine problem and is just being thrown into rehab by his PR team/Dana for a few weeks.

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by KB » Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:03 pm

His failed drug test on 4 Dec, out of competition as Lonestar said, making it different from the weed. Matt Riddle was fired after his 2nd failed test during competition. There is no doubt that the UFC will pander to their biggest PPV draw though, naturally.

I don't really hate him anymore than I already do because he likes to sniff his pan in during his down time. His choice. In terms of being an enhacement, it isn't classified as such and it's only real benefit during training would be as a hunger suppressant but it's hardly great for your body as an athlete. He clearly likes the ladies and partying a little too much. As would I if I was a young, immensely talented, famous and rich guy.

The usual stories now coming out that it was always a well known secret that he likes to do some blow now and again, and often frequents the same stripper joint to spend cash and indulge. Add in the fact that just The other day when questioned on cutting weight again so soon Cerrone said: "It's probably damaging, for sure. But so is cocaine and alcohol."

The most revealing thing so far is the news his T:E level was 0.29:1.00. Crazily low for someone of that stature and maybe a sign he has come off 'a cycle' and his body is struggling to properly produce testosterone on it's own.

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by Lonestar » Wed Jan 07, 2015 7:16 pm

So apparently the UFC knew of this back in December...

http://www.mmafighting.com/2015/1/7/750 ... failure-an

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by Mafro » Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:37 pm



Good grief.

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by Johnny Ryall » Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:50 pm

strawberry float off Dana.

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by Monkey Man » Wed Jan 07, 2015 11:54 pm

The results of his post fight test haven't been revealed yet. He could get banned if he tests positive for coke then.

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by Lonestar » Thu Jan 08, 2015 7:48 am

And now it's being reported that his pre fight test results show abnormal testosterone levels. :fp:

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/1/7/751 ... al-hormone

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by Lotus » Thu Jan 08, 2015 10:33 am

strawberry floating hell, Dana’s announced that Anderson will get the next MW title shot if he beats Diaz. :fp:

And if McGregor wins his fight in a couple of weeks, he'll get the next FW title shot.

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by Mafro » Thu Jan 08, 2015 1:06 pm

Dana is beyond self parody at this point :lol: I hate Diaz but I'd much rather see him get a championship fight over Anderson.

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by KB » Thu Jan 08, 2015 4:28 pm

[iup=3650190]Lonestar[/iup] wrote:And now it's being reported that his pre fight test results show abnormal testosterone levels. :fp:

http://www.bloodyelbow.com/2015/1/7/751 ... al-hormone
[iup=3649926]KB[/iup] wrote:The most revealing thing so far is the news his T:E level was 0.29:1.00. Crazily low for someone of that stature and maybe a sign he has come off 'a cycle' and his body is struggling to properly produce testosterone on it's own.

I mentioned this yesterday in my rant as it his highly suspect.

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by KB » Thu Jan 08, 2015 5:41 pm

[iup=3650490]Lucien[/iup] wrote:What do you mean by 'come off a cycle'?

Usually when someone is training and taking steroids/PED's they would do it in, say, 10 week cycles. Probably less for fighters in training camps or whatever. Jones having such low levels suggest he had recently come off a cycle of taking something hence why his body was now struggling to produce testosterone of it's own accord.

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by Dark Ritual » Thu Jan 08, 2015 7:03 pm

The whole thing is a cluster. Different people from the commission contradicting each other, the testosterone levels...gotta wonder how deep this will go.

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by zXe » Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:32 pm

Renan got a new tattoo..................................................... :dread:

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by Floex » Sun Jan 11, 2015 1:44 pm

Oh no :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by zXe » Sun Jan 11, 2015 4:46 pm

I mean what mental state do you have to be in to do that to yourself. Actually who was the forum member who got all those dreadful tattoos? we could ask them.

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PostRe: Fight Club |UFC|Boxing| OT of Human Cockfighting
by Lotus » Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:13 pm

Turns out Jones' admittance to rehab lasted for...one night.

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It's almost like it was done purely to divert attention from other issues.

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