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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Cumberdanes » Thu Aug 31, 2017 2:12 pm

Brerlappin wrote:
Rocsteady wrote:
Brerlappin wrote:I made a video about UFC 1, for anyone whos never seen what a shitshow it was:



watch it before the UFC takes it down!

:lol:

Very good, thoroughly enjoyed that watch. Bill Whatsisname nailed that commentary throughout


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Yeah he was incredibly insightful. "Hes a kickboxer, so he has the punching techniques from boxing, and the kicking from tae kwon do...and the kicking" :lol:
I didn't realize what a shitty tournament UFC 1 was til I watched it tho. strawberry float me. Like I know its known as the event where Gracie Jui Jitsu showed the world how powerful it is and all that, Royce literally takes down Art Jimmerson who immediately taps for no reason whatsoever. And I'm pretty sure the choke he finished Gerard Gordeau with in the final isn't even sunk in or choking him. It looks like it could be some kind of Gi choke, but ill be strawberry floated if I can see what happened. People just gave up as soon as he grappled with them. And the other fights were just hilariously gooseberry fool. Kevin Rosier was like "ive been training three whole weeks for this tournament" :lol:


The tournament as a whole is pretty gooseberry fool but despite the "Bullshit" chants from the crowd I thought the Ken Shamrock vs Patrick Smith fight was okay. Not great but at least okay.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Rocsteady » Thu Aug 31, 2017 8:34 pm

Brerlappin wrote:Brendan Schaub was Conors biggest cheerleader in the run up to the fight. Some of the gooseberry fool he was coming out with was insane so I put it all together in a compilation for posterity


Even ignoring everything else he claimed I've no idea how anyone could state McGregor was the A side of that fight. Absolutely no evidence backing that up whatsoever.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Mini E » Sat Sep 09, 2017 8:13 am

twitter.com/Cobratate/status/905768225023123460



Not sure if this guy is well-known as a kick-boxer but he is spewing this to 25k followers :fp: - there's a full chain of tweets on this subject. :fp:

A professor from MIT who is followed by President Obama replied telling him how dangerous what he was saying is and his response was just "wrong". Good evidence :fp:

Also:

twitter.com/HitmanHatton/status/906241671339356160



Most accurate thing Ricky's done for years.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Mafro » Thu Sep 14, 2017 7:44 am

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That photo of Jones :lol: :lol: :lol:

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Return_of_the_STAR » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:32 am

Mini E wrote:

twitter.com/Cobratate/status/905768225023123460



Not sure if this guy is well-known as a kick-boxer but he is spewing this to 25k followers :fp: - there's a full chain of tweets on this subject. :fp:

A professor from MIT who is followed by President Obama replied telling him how dangerous what he was saying is and his response was just "wrong". Good evidence :fp:

Also:

twitter.com/HitmanHatton/status/906241671339356160



Most accurate thing Ricky's done for years.


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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by False » Thu Sep 14, 2017 8:38 am

Trainwreck @jones

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | UFC 214 Jon "gas station dick pills" Jones v D.C. THIS SATURDAY!!!
by Grumpy David » Thu Sep 14, 2017 11:08 am

UFC 217 looking for bloody good!

Mafro wrote:

twitter.com/btsportufc/status/908219404260868096



That photo of Jones :lol: :lol: :lol:



Wasn't just any steroid JJ popped for.

It was Trenbolene. That's basically God tier juice. 5x more anabolic and 5x more androgenic than normal Testosterone.

It's normally combined with Acetate ether which means it's got a very short half life, probably been juicing years using it and only since USADA got involved has it been possible to confirm.

DC, the people's champion. :datass:

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification
by Rocsteady » Thu Sep 14, 2017 6:54 pm

Brerlappin wrote:At this point i think its fair to assume Jones has been a juicy slut for the majority of his career. The fact that he got busted TWICE, and still went out and juiced a third time for the DC rematch shows that he was more worried about fighting off the juice than he was about getting caught. Then there was stuff like Chael Sonnen's story about Jones hiding underneath an octagon for 8 hours to avoid USADA, and then you remember the most recent fight he had that he didnt pop for was vs OSP where everyone said "wow that was Jones worst showing ever". Jones wil lforever be remembered now as nothing but a horrible waste of talent, a scummy person, and a cheater. DC is the LHW champ we deserve.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification
by Floex » Fri Sep 15, 2017 3:52 pm

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What a little gooseberry fool :fp:

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification
by Denster » Sun Sep 17, 2017 1:34 am

No chat about the big fight later? Am in the wrong thread?

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification
by Rocsteady » Sun Sep 17, 2017 11:43 am

Posting this while trying to avoid anything in the thread, if by some miracle someone has a link to a copy of the GGG fight could they pm me with it? It's not up on the usual torrent sites as far as I can see, for some bizarre reason.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification
by Rocsteady » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:07 pm

Seen it now thanks to Lucien sending me a link.

Maybe not the classic I was expecting but still a very good, and at times great, bout. Had GGG to win in the later rounds by KO but never really looked that likely, the chin on Golovkin though my god. Would take being hit by a train to stop him.

A draw's bullshit, thought it was tight but that was a GGG win all the way.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification
by Rocsteady » Sun Sep 17, 2017 2:38 pm

Feed cut off before the scores, 118-110?! :lol:

That is strawberry floating unreal. There's something either very corrupt or unimaginably incompetent going on there.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification
by Mafro » Sun Sep 17, 2017 3:21 pm

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification
by Grumpy David » Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:17 pm

UFC Fight Night 116 last night was Finish City. Well worth watching.

Luke Rockhold first fight since getting finished by Bisping. Not the best 1st round but turned it around in 2nd.

Gregor Gillespie v Jason Gonzalez was fight of the night for me.

Kamaru Usman was on TUF a few years ago, he has serious knock out power.

Only 1 fight went the distance. No boring fights.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification
by Denster » Sun Sep 17, 2017 6:55 pm

I thought GGG won it 115-113.
Canelo backed off in rounds 456 and even though he wasn't hurt he allowed GGG to dictate the pace and land more.
He's got incredible skill Canelo but I thought he coasted a bit too much and lost a few rounds through it.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification
by Grumpy David » Mon Sep 18, 2017 8:25 am

This doesn't get old:

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification
by Saint of Killers » Mon Sep 18, 2017 10:07 am

:lol:

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification
by Grumpy David » Tue Sep 19, 2017 12:18 am

Rio Ferdinand to become professional boxer at the age of 38

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/football/2017/09/18/rio-ferdinand-become-professional-boxer-age-38/

This will be like CM Punk in the UFC.

At least Mcgregor's style is boxing make a transition plausible.

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PostRe: |Fight Club| MMA | Noobs guide to MMA in OP | Jon Jones def. Jon Jones via disqualification
by Grumpy David » Sun Oct 29, 2017 11:56 am

Maia lost again. :(

Colby post fight interview:

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