GRcade

Lucien wrote:

Skarjo wrote:I think there should be a way JK can win all the awards. Except for the ones I'm up for.

Which is forumite of the year and most entertaining forumite. Just saying, like.

I'm in the library and, for some reason, the letters are appearing very small. Could you enlarge that post for me to make it pretty sizeable?

Zenigame wrote:Glee Logo was robbed.

Jay Khasan

satriales wrote:KKlein Aprreciation Day should have won best logo. This is worse than the Emmy's.

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Holy congregated masses, Batman! It’s-a me, the Pope! Whoo-hooo!

How’s everybody doing? You doing good? I thought I wouldn’t be able to get here in time as I’ve just got back from a pretty gruelling few days around the UK. I just flew in from Glasgow and boy are my arms tired!

No, but seriously, it’s great to be here, announcing this next award, it really is, I’ve been a big fan of GRcade for ages!

No, really, it’s true. I first discovered the site about a year ago when I had some Papal duties in mainland Europe. I was Googling all the towns I had to give mass in, y’know, checking out the competition, that sort of thing. Turns out in the arse-end of nowhere somewhere in Holland there’s this town called “Wank”...

...Yeah, I know, you couldn’t make it up, could you?

So, anyway, I was going to be doing my Papal duties in the town called Wank. So, naturally, I end up at GRcade after I Google “mass wank”. True story. True story.

I was going to sign up so I could join in with the banter, it looks really fun. So, I try to sign up as my favourite online screen name, “Catholics Are Lovely”. Turns out I’m not allowed that, it’s too long or something, so I use the shortened version “CAL”...

It appears somebody already uses that. I guess he’s the resident spreader-of-the-faith, then. Y’know, always going on about how great Christians are and all that. I’m sure he’s doing good work. In the end I thought I’d go undercover so as not to upstage the poor guy – so, if you ever see a post by a guy called “diabolito”, that’s me!

Which brings me onto the award that I’m announcing, the Best Newcomer. As a newcomer myself I know what it’s like to start-out – those first, tentative posts to test the water, as it were, the slow blossoming of a potential forum celebrity (or villain). God know’s it’s tough.

He actually does, he mentioned it the other day on the Holy phone.

You've been a great audience, thanks for having me, you've been special. So, anyway. The winner of Best Newcomer is...